Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in
the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria
and spills Austria' s pint.,
Austria demands Serbia buy it a complete new suit
because there are splashes on its trouser leg.
Germany expresses its support for Austria' s point of
Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit.
Serbia points out that it ca nu afford a whole suit, but
offers ta pay for the cleaning of Austria' s trousers.
Russia and Serbia look at Austria,
Austria asks Serbia who it' s looking at.
Russia suggests that Austria should leave its little
broth er alone.,
Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in
compelling it to do so.
Germany appeals to Britain that France has been
looking at it, and that this is sufficiently out of order
that Britain should not intervene.
Britain replies that France can look at who it wants to,
that Britain is looking at Germany too, and what is
Germany going to do about it?
Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or
Germany will render Russia incapable of such action.
Britain and France ask Germany whether it' s looking
Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper,
When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not
looking at anyone.
Germany rolls up its sleeves, looks at France, and
France and Britain punch . Austria punches
Russia. Germany punches Britain and France with one
hand and Russia with the other.
Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and
nearly falls over. Japan calls over from the other side
of the room that it' s on Britain' s side, but stays there,
Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria.
Australia punches Turkey, and gets punched back,
There are no hard feelings because Britain made
Australia do it.
Fran gets thrown through a plate glass window, but
gets back up and carries on fighting, Russia gets
thrown through another one, gets knocked out, suffers
brain damage, and wakes up with a complete
Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but
Austria falls over anyway. raises both fists in the
air and runs round the room chanting.
Ameri ca waits till Germany is about to fall otter from
sustained punching from Britain and France, then
walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then
pretends it won the fight all by itself.
By new all the chairs are broken and the big minor
aver the bar is shattered. Britain, France and America
agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the
whole thing is Genus ' s fault I While Germany is still
unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal its
wallet, and buy drinks for all their Friends.