Paid to be chill. . Earlier today I ordered a pizza from Domino' s online. And the website has that sick ass Pizza Tracker thing. About ten minutes after placin Paid to be chill Earlier today I ordered a pizza from Domino' s online And the website has that sick ass Pizza Tracker thing About ten minutes after placin
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Earlier today I ordered a pizza from Domino' s online.
And the website has that sick ass Pizza Tracker thing.
About ten minutes after placing my order,
the tracker said the pizza was being delivered.
By this bro called Chase.
When he got to the door I asked him, "are you chase?"
He responded with, "that tracker is crazy as fuck huh?"
I payed him with a 5 dollar tip. I than put a comment on the Domino' s website that said
Chase is the most chill fucker We ever met. Promote his ass"
I got a call to minutes later from Domino' s. It was Chase.
He told me he got a 5 dollar raise.
Sometimes being chill as fuck can actually pay off. Here' s to you Chase.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - teranin
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(09/04/2013) [-]
I guess you got CHASE BANK!
I guess you got CHASE BANK!
User avatar #98 to #1 - danzoshimura
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I'm amazed that these ****** puns keep getting so many upvotes. Seriously there is like 10 per content.
#99 to #98 - teranin
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it's probably because they made people smile/laugh/feel entertained, enhancing their overall FJ experience.

Or maybe they hate you, specifically.
User avatar #100 to #99 - danzoshimura
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I think it's because they hate me specifically.
#101 to #100 - teranin
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Damn, that sucks man.  Here's hoping they change their mind
Damn, that sucks man. Here's hoping they change their mind
#128 to #101 - anon id: ce30c4cd
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#5 to #1 - repostforlife
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#161 to #1 - hopskotch
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Man I don't care what anyone says, that was some witty ****. Have my thumb.
Man I don't care what anyone says, that was some witty ****. Have my thumb.
#176 to #161 - youwillfindout
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #7 - andrewzb
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(09/05/2013) [-]
i work at dominos. i am an always stoned delivery driver. the managers make the same thing everyone else makes. there are no raises at dominos. at least the one i work at. also it is ******* ridiculous that they would get a $5 raise. an extra 5 an hour would add up. this post is ********
User avatar #8 to #7 - ssjkirby
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Maybe $5 to his weekly paycheck?
#32 to #7 - tentaclebabe
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User avatar #132 to #7 - TastyBurger
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It was probably $5 a week, not an hour.
User avatar #58 to #7 - kirkbot
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I have no idea about that kind job and how it's payed, but I was thinking maybe it's a 5$ raise on his weekly salary
User avatar #13 to #7 - raggedy
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I'm an assistant manager at Domino's and I make 1.25 more an hour than first level employees. I dunno what's up with your work place but as far as I know it's supposed to be that way. Also store managers make a salary. You might want to check into that, it sounds to me like you guys are getting ripped off.

But yeah, the five bucks more an hour thing is a bit shady.
#20 to #13 - AnonymousTheGreat
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Was at Domino's for 7 years. After the minimum wage went to $7.25, the driver's pay was set in stone. Nobody got a raise. Nobody. Our insiders made between $7.25-$10. $10 was top pay for insiders that used to be a GM. GMs made salary with bonus. I worked for a large franchisee in the southeast. Pretty sure corporate is similar, with slightly higher per hour wages. Also, I would routinely receive $5-$10 tips. Hated the people that thought $5 was being generous. Do they not look at the ******* gas prices?

TL;DR - This post is ******** - $5 tip is nothing special.
User avatar #46 to #20 - Mumford
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You think $5 is bad for a tip. I'm from the UK and when I worked there it was maybe 50/50 that you'd ever get a tip and the average tip was probably £1.50/$2.34. Since petrol here is about 1.30 per liter it was pretty horrific and our delivery range was 14 miles.
User avatar #252 to #46 - greedtheavaricious
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Petrol prices are about 1,50-1,80 in € here in germany.
User avatar #40 to #20 - Timmietim
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Your gas prices are still a ******* lower than here.
User avatar #289 to #20 - raggedy
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Now almost no one makes more than 9.50 an hour in our franchise. Not even third level assistant managers. It's ridiculous. And we aren't allowed to work overtime.

$5 is pretty much the average tip at our store. It's not really considered "bad" but it isn't "amazing" either.

Domino's just kind of sucks in general. I like the food though.
User avatar #295 to #289 - AnonymousTheGreat
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I like the job, but hated the company. The only incentive they have to offer is to become a manager to make more money. That's just not for everyone. I made decent money working full time. I took about 75-100 deliveries a week at about a $4 average tip plus hourly. It wasn't bad at all.
User avatar #33 to #20 - bible
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M-May I ask.....does uh, what happens when you get no tip...?

#82 to #33 - anon id: 074e3986
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He gets raped by ******* for money to be able to get back home.
#30 to #13 - gewehr
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hah.... you're an assistant manager and they only pay you 1.25 more than the regular workers.... sorry but that's ****** of Dominos.
User avatar #288 to #30 - raggedy
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Yeah, I don't get paid enough to deal with the idiots I deal with. But being an assistant manager at Domino's isn't really anything special when you've got like four of them at one store. All you have to do is go to "manager" classes and then get "signed off as a manager" after taking a drug test. It's all a big rip off.
#41 - moorbs
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I also got a pizza delivered by Chase.
I put a comment on the Domino's website as well.
I got a call 10 minutes later from Domino's. It was Chase.
He told me he got promoted to CEO of the company and a $3.228 million raise.
Nice one Chase.
#57 to #41 - lmOldGreg
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#59 to #41 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account**
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I too got a pizza from Chase once
He flew over the house in a gold-plated jet and dropped a pizza on my doorstep
When I came out to get it, I noticed that it had killed a terrorist who had been planning to blow up the White House
Left a comment on the President's blog
Chase calls me ten minutes later, says that they're gonna elect him President
<-MFW his slogan is "Chase Freedom"
#67 to #59 - smallzninja
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Be a bunny at the playboy mansion
order a pizza
decide to have a gang bang while waiting
Chase comes in with his abs of steel and chiseled jaw
half the girls orgasm on sight
i manage to keep it in until he leans down and says sensually into my ear
“that tracker is ******* crazy, huh?”
i lose control and orgasm
next day come back, Hugh Hefner left the deed to the mansion to chase
User avatar #11 - vivapinatapro
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>5 dollar raise at Domino's

I call ********. What, did he make district manager?
User avatar #129 to #11 - unoriginalaccount
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I think they meant he gets a $5 extra in total.
#173 to #11 - anon id: 666e9e8e
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Or maybe he went from delivery to CSR.
#175 to #173 - iamzues
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woops forgot to login
User avatar #47 - seuss
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dude... thats my name.
#51 to #47 - skeptical
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#225 to #51 - seuss
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thanks
#14 - butchersteve
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The future.
The future.
#91 to #14 - niggastolemyname
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#23 - Yojimbo
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$5?!

This obviously isn't the same Domino's Pizza chain that I work for
#126 - anon id: bdd8229b
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> FJ talking about jobs

> No one has a job on here

> FJ logic.
#133 to #126 - fireprincess
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#207 - lolsrsslybro
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#238 to #207 - dross
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ish totally cool shtory yes?
User avatar #4 - froghole
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********