Paid to be chill. . Earlier today I ordered a pizza from Domino' s online. And the website has that sick ass Pizza Tracker thing. About ten minutes after placin

Paid to be chill

Earlier today I ordered a pizza from Domino' s online.
And the website has that sick ass Pizza Tracker thing.
About ten minutes after placing my order,
the tracker said the pizza was being delivered.
By this bro called Chase.
When he got to the door I asked him, "are you chase?"
He responded with, "that tracker is crazy as **** huh?"
I payed him with a 5 dollar tip. I than put a comment on the Domino' s website that said
Chase is the most chill ****** We ever met. Promote his ass"
I got a call to minutes later from Domino' s. It was Chase.
He told me he got a 5 dollar raise.
Sometimes being chill as **** can actually pay off. Here' s to you Chase.
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#1 - teranin ONLINE (09/04/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I guess you got CHASE BANK!
I guess you got CHASE BANK!
User avatar #7 - andrewzb (09/05/2013) [+] (20 replies)
i work at dominos. i am an always stoned delivery driver. the managers make the same thing everyone else makes. there are no raises at dominos. at least the one i work at. also it is ******* ridiculous that they would get a $5 raise. an extra 5 an hour would add up. this post is ********
#41 - moorbs (09/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I also got a pizza delivered by Chase.
I put a comment on the Domino's website as well.
I got a call 10 minutes later from Domino's. It was Chase.
He told me he got promoted to CEO of the company and a $3.228 million raise.
Nice one Chase.
User avatar #11 - vivapinatapro (09/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>5 dollar raise at Domino's

I call ******** . What, did he make district manager?
User avatar #47 - seuss (09/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
dude... thats my name.
#14 - butchersteve (09/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The future.
The future.
#23 - Yojimbo (09/05/2013) [-]
$5?!

This obviously isn't the same Domino's Pizza chain that I work for
#126 - anonymous (09/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
> FJ talking about jobs

> No one has a job on here

> FJ logic.
#207 - lolsrsslybro (09/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #71 - Riukanojutsu (09/05/2013) [+] (25 replies)
5$ raise?
LEGIT
User avatar #73 to #72 - Riukanojutsu (09/05/2013) [-]
5$ per hour raise is ******* huge.
You dont get that when you deliver pizza even if the clients loves you.
#121 - bitchplzzz (09/05/2013) [-]
being chill got me fired
#118 - harbydeath (09/05/2013) [-]
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#112 - pwoneill (09/05/2013) [+] (26 replies)
.....Does everyone on funnyjunk work at dominoes?

(Im not saying you are wrong, i mean srsly 5 dollar raise is absurd and clearly fake...but seriously like 20 of you just so happen to work at dominoes?)
User avatar #115 to #112 - mycatislookingatme (09/05/2013) [-]
Well there have been nearly 40,000 views on this content, 20 isn't surprising, considering we're not the highest achieving bunch.
#240 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (09/05/2013) [-]
what chase really said
#191 - sloot (09/05/2013) [-]
I sell about $500 dollars more of warranty than anyone else at my store and I don't see **** ... I call ******** to the max. Especially since Dominoes is going bankrupt...
#117 - mycatislookingatme (09/05/2013) [-]
"$5 raise is way too big, didn't happen"

This ***** was probably getting paid monthly.
#52 - anonymous (09/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This is what they r looking 4----- GOOD JOB EVERONE$$$$$$$$$$ S L O W. C L A P -- \<>> READ 3 SUM MISS TRESS HHERBAL REMEDY??
#49 - vwanyama ONLINE (09/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"I got a raise mate"
User avatar #22 - jacklane (09/05/2013) [+] (11 replies)
$5 raise? Most employees make $5 an hour in the first place (cuz tips) so... you're telling me he doubled his hourly pay? I call shenanigans.
User avatar #24 to #22 - arrogant (09/05/2013) [-]
Not in Australia, where minimum wage is around $13/h and tipping isn't mandatory
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