Our future. . year is 2392 child: i earn sleep mother: don' t ! child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
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Our future

year is 2392
child: i earn sleep
mother: don' t ! child. lay down as
i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed
on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE
WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
...
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Submitted: 09/04/2013
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#21 - ancientchaos (09/05/2013) [+] (14 replies)
stickied
FOR GENERATIONS
#1 - sheeittyrone (09/04/2013) [+] (9 replies)
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
#4 - graphenz (09/04/2013) [+] (47 replies)
*Shameless selfpromotion!*
Well, a friend and I made a rock cover of this, take a listen if you have the time:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK0PP9h616Q
#26 - datsheriff (09/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I like my girls like my women, and my women like my girls: With icecream on their ass and my dick in their world

Or, the classic:
SHE A STUPID HOE
#33 - traveltech (09/05/2013) [+] (12 replies)
THIS ANCIENT LULLABY HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THROUGH THHE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS!!!
THIS ANCIENT LULLABY HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THROUGH THHE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS!!!
#73 - arthurmitchell (09/05/2013) [-]
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#59 - chuffberry (09/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
now available in rage comic version
#72 - anonymous (09/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The year 2392 eh? At leas the kid is a 90's kid!
#38 - pixy (09/05/2013) [-]
MFW all the Armstrong comments
#74 - idntnoausername (09/05/2013) [-]
take this
#6 - snakefire (09/04/2013) [+] (7 replies)
"HATE YOUR GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SHITTY ASS BAND, HATE THE WAY YOU GOT MY BACK WHEN YOU'RE HOLDING OUT YOUR HAND, HATE THE WAY YOU PUSSIES TALK SHIT HIDING ON THE WEB, JUST THE FACT THAT YOU CAN KNOW ME MAKES ME FUCK UP IN THE HEAD"
#62 - neoexdeath (09/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Mine is both big, and mobile.
#108 - astraea (09/05/2013) [-]
DONT YOU WORRY DONT YOU WORRY CHILD
DONT YOU WORRY DONT YOU WORRY CHILD
User avatar #12 - lawerancearm (09/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
There was one very similar to this, almost the same story. Here is how it went....

Son: Mom I can't sleep will you sing me a lullaby?
Mother: Yes, I will sing you a song from the days of old... My cock is much bigger than yours! My cock can walk right through the door! With a feeling so pure!
#92 - slimeywaffles (09/05/2013) [-]
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#91 - josieabby (09/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Enter Sandman    
   
It is lullaby related.
Enter Sandman

It is lullaby related.
#80 - dwooodbear (09/05/2013) [-]
There is also a Skrillex version
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