Our future. . year is 2392 child: i earn sleep mother: don' t ! child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
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Our future

year is 2392
child: i earn sleep
mother: don' t ! child. lay down as
i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed
on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE
WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
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Submitted: 09/04/2013
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#21 - ancientchaos (09/05/2013) [+] (14 replies)
stickied
FOR GENERATIONS
User avatar #4 - graphenz ONLINE (09/04/2013) [+] (47 replies)
*Shameless selfpromotion!*
Well, a friend and I made a rock cover of this, take a listen if you have the time:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK0PP9h616Q
#26 - datsheriff (09/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I like my girls like my women, and my women like my girls: With icecream on their ass and my dick in their world

Or, the classic:
SHE A STUPID HOE
#33 - traveltech (09/05/2013) [+] (12 replies)
THIS ANCIENT LULLABY HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THROUGH THHE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS!!!
THIS ANCIENT LULLABY HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THROUGH THHE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS!!!
#73 - arthurmitchell (09/05/2013) [-]
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#59 - chuffberry (09/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
now available in rage comic version
#38 - pixy (09/05/2013) [-]
MFW all the Armstrong comments
#74 - idntnoausername (09/05/2013) [-]
take this
#6 - snakefire (09/04/2013) [+] (7 replies)
"HATE YOUR GOD DAMN ************* ****** ASS BAND, HATE THE WAY YOU GOT MY BACK WHEN YOU'RE HOLDING OUT YOUR HAND, HATE THE WAY YOU PUSSIES TALK **** HIDING ON THE WEB, JUST THE FACT THAT YOU CAN KNOW ME MAKES ME **** UP IN THE HEAD"
#62 - neoexdeath (09/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Mine is both big, and mobile.
#108 - astraea (09/05/2013) [-]
DONT YOU WORRY DONT YOU WORRY CHILD
DONT YOU WORRY DONT YOU WORRY CHILD
User avatar #12 - lawerancearm (09/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
There was one very similar to this, almost the same story. Here is how it went....

Son: Mom I can't sleep will you sing me a lullaby?
Mother: Yes, I will sing you a song from the days of old... My cock is much bigger than yours! My cock can walk right through the door! With a feeling so pure!
#92 - slimeywaffles (09/05/2013) [-]
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#91 - josieabby (09/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Enter Sandman    
   
It is lullaby related.
Enter Sandman

It is lullaby related.
#80 - dwooodbear (09/05/2013) [-]
There is also a Skrillex version
#13 - admiralen ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
"GO TO SLEEP BITCH! DIE ************ DIE! GO TO SLEEP BITCH CLOSE YOUR EYES! GO TO SLEEP BITCH! WHY! WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE! GO TO SLEEP BITCH CLOSE YOUR EYES!"
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