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#19 - infinitereaper
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(09/04/2013) [-]
I decided to really pull out all the stops on this one, and really dug deep in scientific research and this is what I found:

Before mankind even figured out what the difference between sand and pebbles were, these bad boys were the very first weapons we... laid... had.... had hands, were hands, our hands were.

Yep. Before metal, rocks, higher reasoning, or dicks on animals on cave art, the fist was the very first weapon used by man.

Being chased by a lion? Punch him in the face. Bear? Punch it in the face. Puma? Punch it in the face.

And did this work?


But it still worked well enough against other humans.