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God is pancackes

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route watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegler
Question to discuss:
Stranger 1 must convince Stranger 2 God
is pancakes.
Stranger 1: man
Stranger 1: look
Stranger 1: it' s like
Stranger 1 : you look at the fuckin food pyre's, man
Stranger 2: I believe you
Stranger 1 : what the one thing that underlies it all
Stranger 1: it' s the fuckin grain's
Stranger 1 : the grains are all up supporting an
permeating the whole fuckin pyramid
Stranger 2: Well
Stranger 2: Why not cookies?
Stranger 1 : eggs, man, eggs
Stranger 1: pancakes got grains, but they got eggs too
Stranger 1 : eggs are the symbol of birth, that' s creation
Stranger 1 : and god' s got the whole nurturing thing
going on too, right, taking acre of the world?
Stranger 1 : that' s milk.
Stranger 1: "care
Stranger 2: All of these things are in cookies
Stranger 2: I think god is cookies
Stranger 1: no man, no way.
Stranger 1: cookies are also full of sugars and
saturated fats, which lead to poor health and death.
sugars and saturated fats are sin, man.
Stranger 2: Well then
Stranger 2: take me to galores
Stranger 1: cookies are abomination! you' ll only bring
tragedy to galores!
Stranger 2: that' s the point
Stranger 1: i can show you the way.
Stranger 1 : the way of the pancake.
Stranger 2: tight me
Stranger 2: that' s what we do, right?
Stranger 2: we tight?
Stranger 2: because of our conflicting beliefs?
Stranger 2: I think cookies are god and you think
pancakes are. So we have to tight, don' t we?
Stranger 1 : not if you see the light of pancake
Stranger 2: I see only the glowing tim of cookies
Stranger 1: i am truly saddened.
Stranger 2: You and your savage pancakes will be
destroyed for standing in the path of cookies
Stranger 1: no, friend, i will back down. pancakes are a
peaceful god.
Stranger 2: WHAT ARE ) U, A HINDU?
Stranger 1: i' m a pancaking
Stranger 2: Tell me the story of your people
Stranger 1: idk man we just make a lot of pancakes
Stranger 2: This is the story of my people
Stranger 1 : fuck no
Stranger 2: We bake the cookies
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 2: Join us, stranger.
Stranger 2: Join us.
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 2: one of us
Stranger 2: one of us
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 2: one of us
Stranger 2: one of us
Stranger 2: one of us
Stranger 2: one of us
Stranger 2: one of us
Stranger 2: one of us
Stranger 2: one of us
Stranger 1: mother. fucking. cookie. click.
Stranger 2:
Stranger 2: one of us
Stranger 1: n( DPE
Stranger 1 : anyway i pray the light of pancake finds
you, friend.
Stranger 1 has disconnected
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Views: 1946 Submitted: 09/04/2013