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User avatar #18 - pokimone
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(09/05/2013) [-]
For gods sake. Size doesn't matter, if and only if, its above 5 inches. Anything under 5 and you'll have a hard time pleasing anyone, but above 5 inches, and it doesn't really matter if its 5 or 10, its more how you use it. (although, fyi, 10 inches would just hurt really. Try to keep it under 8. The average vaginal cavity goes back about 6-7 inches, any more than that and its kind of like being stabbed.)
#71 to #18 - anon id: 4b8dd783
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Hahaha, uhhh, size matters. It matters a lot. You're really trying to talk yourself into thinking that little dicks are okay? Little lip stick dicks are the most repulsive things ever.
User avatar #86 to #71 - pokimone
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And you're saying a 5-8 inch dick is a small lipstick dick? I don't know what men you've been around with, but you might want to check and make sure they arn't actually yorkies or maybe terriers. Most men are over 5 anyway, and its pretty rare to find someone under that.
#19 to #18 - cloakedone
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the statistics say that an 8 inch penis is 1 in roughly 2000, and above that is almost not existant. So i dont think thats a problem
User avatar #24 to #19 - psydoc
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Hmm... that's interesting because according to a study based on internet chatter 99% of penises are 8 inches or greater.
#25 to #24 - cloakedone
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and every one of those penises has had sex with my mom
#34 to #25 - luthervonappledorf
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Wait.... they've had sex with mine too...    
   
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!
Wait.... they've had sex with mine too...

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!
User avatar #41 to #34 - pokimone
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Oh god... that was your mom? I'm so sorry man... I didn't know.
User avatar #43 to #41 - luthervonappledorf
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It's okay, you couldn't know.

By the way, you have strange taste in women. You could do better man. Much better.
User avatar #44 to #43 - pokimone
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I mean... she was a lovely woman at first. I admit, I had a few drinks and it was a little dark, so it was hard to tell if she was really good looking or if it was just the booze talking. But she got kind of weird halfway back to her place... kept talking about how she wants a pet fish. And I mean, thats cool and all, I love fish, but its a weird topic for a night of romance. All in all, she was nice. Made decent lasagna, but really... I mean... she needs to work on her tact and conversational topics.
User avatar #45 to #44 - luthervonappledorf
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I'll tell her. So, are you the reason my dad doesn't really talk to her anymore?

**** man, does everyone about this apart from me?
#87 to #44 - cloakedone
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Jokes on you, my mom cant cook and she hates fish.
#36 to #34 - ncsutroll
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apparently it means your mother is a gigantic slut and you need to stop playing CoD
User avatar #37 to #36 - luthervonappledorf
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Oh... Okay.
User avatar #20 to #18 - chuca
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"try and keep it under eight"

wait you're telling me i can control the size of my dick?
User avatar #21 to #20 - ilovehitler
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(09/05/2013) [-]
Depends.
You got a sharp knife?
User avatar #23 to #21 - chuca
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no, but i have a rusty spoon
User avatar #39 to #23 - swimmingprodigy
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I like you. We can be friends now
User avatar #49 to #20 - wrocky
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(09/05/2013) [-]
you can't?
#80 to #20 - irolledyourmom
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**irolledyourmom rolled a random comment #8 posted by tatsuichiyo at hey... ** :
Well I do try me best.

you can't?
User avatar #42 to #20 - pokimone
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Wait, you mean thats not normal?
#1 - anon id: d041d974
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There probably are.
User avatar #2 to #1 - vigilum
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There are.
#3 - haziri
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Why do girls use their fingers? Horny is horny, size can only matter so much.
#5 to #3 - anon id: 746e66fa
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Small dicked loser detected
User avatar #9 to #5 - captainfuckitall
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>Implying you have any bigger
#6 to #5 - wayfarer
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How ironic
How ironic
User avatar #15 to #3 - giinthir
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Because there know right where to stimulate, and can't impregnate themselves.
#16 to #3 - anon id: 1d0f08bd
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What do you think the dildos are for? It's to avoid small things.
#70 to #3 - anon id: ab918d7f
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I don't use my fingers for that though, it does nothing for me. It's like tickling myself.

I rub. It feels a lot better. It can be weird when someone else does this, doesn't feel right at all. It's like I know better when to do it faster, when to slow down, what direction etc.

Uhh... posting as anonymous because of reasons.
#48 to #3 - FuckTheWhat
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It seems like everyone thinks you're asking why they use their fingers as a counter-argument, not that you were making the point that size isn't what matters.
#50 to #48 - haziri
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It's my bad for not using a period and making it rhetorical. But I'm pretty sure people got what I was trying to say.
#11 to #3 - iheartjackiechan
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Better clitoral stimulation
#51 - nightmarecorpse
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#33 - anon id: 0d621777
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I hope you all realize that 4-7 inches hard is the worldwide average
User avatar #58 to #33 - aherorising
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I'm not relieved until I see a normal distribution diagram
User avatar #38 to #33 - swimmingprodigy
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that's a pretty broad range. It's like saying that the average person lives to an age between 0 and 150
#8 - effthree
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#27 to #8 - captainwow
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User avatar #47 - jacklane
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Well.... I think dildoes (is that right?) have extra length for something to grasp. Now, for the comments about how girls actually like small dicks (4-6) trust me on this, they will go to the ends of the earth to tell you how they TRULY love your cock and it's perfect, and big ones hurt and are disgusting, etc. However, when they get with their 9" **** buddy, they constantly tell me how they love their boyfriend, but crave being filled with something that can give them a good stretch. Most girls can take all 9" too. Only a few of my FB's can't take the last inch, but they love the girth.

tl;dr - Your gf loves big cock and has a big cocked fb on the side she doesn't tell you about and you don't satisfy her. I will publish all the red thumbs I get later to expose those with small cocks (as they will be the ones giving me red thumbs)
#61 to #47 - danzeebass **User deleted account**
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User avatar #89 to #61 - jacklane
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Well I meant publish the results... and they are in! 3 big and 13 small. That's average according to surveys. Hawthorne effect, your vote may not count. error rate +/- 2

But you may have a small dick as the guys who can see the underlying issue get it and agree.
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#66 to #47 - FriendWreck
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#72 to #47 - anon id: 4b8dd783
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Everyone who thumbed this down is butt hurt about have a little wee wee
User avatar #76 to #47 - iamkagji
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I agree with danzeebass, and that is why you get my red thumb
User avatar #88 to #47 - jacklane
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All right! According to this survey, 13 of you are butt hurt, small-dicked dudes. # of us have big cocks and are ******* your girlfriends on the side. It's not our fault. They come to us and tell us they want NSA and just want the feeling of being "filled up" every once in a while. Not with cum, but having a dick stretch their pussies a bit. Yeah yeah yeah, she loves you. That's why she does this, so that she can continue to be with you while she is satisfied elsewhere. Sorry dudes, it hurts to see so many of you in this situation.
#60 to #47 - trollmobile
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>implying i'm thumbing you down because of small penis, and not because you're saying all women are cheating whores.
>implying i'm thumbing you down because of small penis, and not because you're saying all women are cheating whores.
#55 to #47 - quiescat
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so i have seen to much porn to know i am not big, i dont live in any delusoins about my self but i dont feel bad about what i have. so now that statement out of the way. number 6 on my ****** diagram is her g spot which is just the back end of the clitoris which is out front in the open( over explaining it for the red thumbs your going to get) IF you cant hit what you need with 4"  you just don't know how to ****. not going to say bigger is bad but Asia is the most over populated part of the globe.  if stereo types are true smallest dicks ever still something like 3/4s of the worlds population some one must have figured out how to **** well with a small dick.   
ps if the girl needs big, man up and shove your fist up her cunt
so i have seen to much porn to know i am not big, i dont live in any delusoins about my self but i dont feel bad about what i have. so now that statement out of the way. number 6 on my ****** diagram is her g spot which is just the back end of the clitoris which is out front in the open( over explaining it for the red thumbs your going to get) IF you cant hit what you need with 4" you just don't know how to ****. not going to say bigger is bad but Asia is the most over populated part of the globe. if stereo types are true smallest dicks ever still something like 3/4s of the worlds population some one must have figured out how to **** well with a small dick.
ps if the girl needs big, man up and shove your fist up her cunt
User avatar #22 - biggrand
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there are, they go in your butt
#30 to #22 - tikledpikle
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#29 - helenwheels
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But there are.