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User avatar #64 - mrjweezy (09/05/2013) [-]
I was on omegal and I found a girl who said she will show me her boobs. I could see her face and she couldn't see mine. when she finally did I found it was my girlfriend.
we broke up moments later because she said I was cheating on her.
#73 to #64 - sinisterz (09/05/2013) [-]
shouln't u be able to tell that she's your gf from the start given that u could see her face?
User avatar #79 to #73 - makonendrak (09/05/2013) [-]
I think he meant couldn't
User avatar #65 to #64 - makonendrak (09/05/2013) [-]
Well technically you were
User avatar #66 to #65 - mrjweezy (09/05/2013) [-]
Yeah but she wanted to act like she was innocent too.
But if i watch porn even if I have a gf does that still mean im cheating.
User avatar #70 to #66 - makonendrak (09/05/2013) [-]
Well no, watching porn is a tad different to camsex bro. That difference being that camsex is two people actively and directly trying to get each other off. And I agree, that shouldn't have been an excuse to dump you seeing as you caught her in the act too, so she couldn't exactly claim she'd never done it. I'm not saying she was right to do it, just that she wasn't factually incorrect.
User avatar #74 to #70 - mrjweezy (09/05/2013) [-]
In honesty I thought it was going to be a joke... turned out it wasn't.
I never said I was doing anything ether.
still fact remains she wasn't who i thought she was
User avatar #76 to #74 - makonendrak (09/05/2013) [-]
She's a whore but you were both in the wrong, mate
User avatar #77 to #76 - mrjweezy (09/05/2013) [-]
Then tell me what i did wrong then.
User avatar #78 to #77 - makonendrak (09/05/2013) [-]
Okay, did you consent to having this girl show you her boobs?
User avatar #81 to #78 - mrjweezy (09/05/2013) [-]
like I said I thought it was going to be the joke where the fat guy comes out and shakes his man boobs. HA...
ended up being real but yeah I did give consent.
User avatar #82 to #81 - makonendrak (09/05/2013) [-]
Well, being a whore (not a woman, a whore. Calm down feminists) she's not going to listen to you. Whether or not what you say is true, you have essentially engaged in sexual acts that as far as you were aware, were not with your girlfriend.
User avatar #83 to #82 - mrjweezy (09/05/2013) [-]
well talk we had that night was sorta funny...I asked how long was that nipple hair there and she actually checked( there was none)
#68 to #66 - thatchrisnigga (09/05/2013) [-]
No, but dump her she's crazy as hell.
User avatar #69 to #68 - mrjweezy (09/05/2013) [-]
I already said we did
#72 to #69 - thatchrisnigga (09/05/2013) [-]
My bad. she still crazy
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