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#26 - ishitniggers (09/04/2013) [-]
now its art
#2 - anisbanana (09/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Repost , but still funny
#28 - junkinator (09/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #40 - insaneguy (09/04/2013) [+] (13 replies)
so... science time.

The reason why you're supposed to call a doctor if you have an erection for more than 4 hours is because the blood in your penis can actually coagulate (clump up and harden-this is why blood turns to scabs) INSIDE your dick. The valve that lets blood in or out of your penis isn't meant for clumps of hardened blood, so if it starts to clot and doesn't drain out, you're on the fast track to painville.

If you still have a hardon after 4 hours, then the next thing you should do is take a cold shower. If that doesn't work... you're gonna have to go to a hospital. What they do there is take a big-ass needle and stick it in your pecker to suck out the blood. Multiple times.
If it's a particularly bad case, they will take some blood out, and insert sterile saltwater to break down the clots, and then suck it out again, several times.

This is called a priapism. It can result in permanent scarring and even complete loss of erection for the duration of your life.

smartereveryday made a video on how certain spiders can induce a priapism.
#47 - rmoran (09/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Except now the doctor has to repeatedly stab a needle into his dick, or make an incision at the head.
Except now the doctor has to repeatedly stab a needle into his dick, or make an incision at the head.
#52 - dsgbiohazard ONLINE (09/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#3 - pllmell (09/03/2013) [-]
Reminds me of these two
#27 - trollczar (09/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #67 - pfccross ONLINE (09/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
need i remind people that eventually you penis will fall off? The lack of blood flow kills the tissues in your penis and it will FALL OFF....
#68 to #67 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (09/04/2013) [-]
An erection is caused by blood flow?
That is why it gets hard because more blood is pumped to the area.
Just sayin it lasting more than four hours can mean one of many things, like you have leukemia, multiple myeloma, tumor infiltration, spinal cord injury or anesthesia, amyloidosis, spider bites, carbon monoxide poisoning, or malaria.
But what do i know im not a doctor, you must be.
#51 - aherorising (09/04/2013) [-]
might come in handy
#4 - austoboyko (09/03/2013) [+] (14 replies)
**austoboyko rolled a random image posted in comment #3619267 at Friendly ** AW YIIIIIIIIIIISSSS
#5 to #4 - austoboyko (09/03/2013) [-]
**austoboyko rolled a random image posted in comment #3719957 at Friendly ** Nice.
#73 - neokun ONLINE (09/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So a strong going boner that lasts 3 hours is alright? Christ.
User avatar #74 to #73 - Ardoyanconorvich (09/04/2013) [-]
Thank goodness, I was worried for a second there
#54 - idntnoausername (09/04/2013) [-]
**idntnoausername rolled a random image posted in comment #4331760 at Click an item and pick it up **

#18 - snakefire (09/04/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I've had a natural erection last for like 3 hours after masturbating.

Oh god the pain.
User avatar #12 - arkadia (09/04/2013) [-]
This is probably my favorite comic strip
User avatar #8 - egosumproxi ONLINE (09/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The treatment for priapism is pretty crazy...
#72 - doktorpaj (09/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**doktorpaj rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at All of my what ** What gives me an erection.
User avatar #48 - TittyCinnamon ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
the illustration in this comic remind of that show of the kid and his talking snake on cartoon network.
#39 - imthatbrony (09/04/2013) [-]
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