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#4 - sirvirus (09/03/2013) [-]
What is wonderwall and why is it related to some guy playing guitar at parties and crap? I've seen it many times on stuff like scumbag steve, but never knew why. Cn somebody explain.
#48 to #4 - kristovsky ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
any time a guy with absolute minimal guitar skills is having trouble picking up chicks at a party, and a guitar happens to be lying around, he picks it up and plays wonderwall by oasis repeatedly to get the attention of all the girls at the party. this is because wonderwall is a piss easy song you could play after about an hours worth of guitar time.
User avatar #8 to #4 - ogurkis (09/03/2013) [-]
Wonderwall is a very easy song to play and sing. Many people also know the lyrics. It's a cheap way to get girls.
User avatar #6 to #4 - deepo (09/03/2013) [-]
Wonderwall is a song by Oasis. It's pretty easy to play and it's known to be the song every douchebag plays at a party when there is a guitar around. It sounds "romantic" with little to no effort at all, so they use it to attract chicks.
And to be fair I witnessed that quite a few time so this is not some made up stereotype, this actually happens.
User avatar #65 to #6 - psychopsychedelic (09/04/2013) [-]
I've been playing guitar for years now, I've been a part of several bands all over my state. It amazes me to see how people can pick up a guitar and play wonderwall or Hey There Delilah and the girls go all weak for it.

Then I pick it up and pull a bit of Clapton, or some Gilmour, and nobody gives a **** .


Maybe I'm just exceedingly ugly.
User avatar #7 to #6 - sirvirus (09/03/2013) [-]
Oh okay, thanks. I have a friend like that. Except he can't play guitar. He just hung around girls tuning it for 2 hours trying to look cool. I hate it when people do stuff like that.
User avatar #29 to #7 - bjornkrage (09/03/2013) [-]
>tuning it for 2 hours

you most definitely look like a retard if you can't tune a guitar in less than 3 minutes max.
User avatar #30 to #29 - sirvirus (09/03/2013) [-]
He doesn't just look like a retard. He can be one. I told a joke : "Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes." then he tried to tell me "No. When a minute happens here, it takes a few minutes for that minute to happen there. You need to understand that there's a time delay around the world."
User avatar #31 to #30 - bjornkrage (09/03/2013) [-]
>time delay around the world

jesus christ, that guy is trying way too hard.
User avatar #32 to #31 - sirvirus (09/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, he tried to defend his argument for a good hour until we had about 15 people yelling at him to convince him he was wrong.
User avatar #11 to #7 - strikestorm (09/03/2013) [-]
Learning Guitar to Get Laid

This actually goes along with deepo's comment pretty well.
User avatar #77 to #11 - ogaitnas (09/04/2013) [-]
.. bass guitar CAN get you laid...right?
User avatar #5 to #4 - sirvirus (09/03/2013) [-]
can*
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