I wanna be the very best. Like no one ever was. Same taxers believe that tram sex before a but makes them a better togetter. I that' s the ease. then rm eleite
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I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

Same taxers believe that
tram sex before
a but makes them a
better togetter.
I that' s the ease. then rm
eleite the
greatest fighter at all time
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#10 - chopliver (09/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I heard that if you stay a virgin until you're 30, you'll become a wizard.
I heard that if you stay a virgin until you're 30, you'll become a wizard.
#15 - kennyh (09/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
No boxer believes this.
The human kind either
User avatar #8 - flickie (09/03/2013) [-]
I heard abstaining from sex during the bout makes you a better fighter.
So meet him in the locker room after.
#2 - Deathscar (09/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #19 - weenieandthebutt (09/03/2013) [-]
It's ******** , having sex or whacking one off the night before has no significant affect on your T-levels whatsoever. If it's anything, it increases it slightly. The only reason why it was prohibited amongst athletes was that it often causes a few distractions and sometimes late nights or alcohol were typical involved which are the factors that'd disrupt your performance.
User avatar #18 - misswunderlich (09/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Who's this guy? I just cant remember his name
#26 to #18 - TommyG (09/03/2013) [-]
He's the greatest fighter of all time.
User avatar #6 - monsterman (09/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
It'd only effect your performance if you did it, say, within an hour or two of the fight.

I banged a chick right before a cross country race one time and I just about collapsed halfway up the second hill.
#13 to #6 - arthurfj (09/03/2013) [-]
That's not true. Studies have found that testosterone levels increase to 140% after a week without sex or other release (such as masturbation).
User avatar #1 - confidence (09/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Actually in motocross they believe this too. Its best to not have sex within 48 hours of a race because it's believed it will lower your testosterone levels.
User avatar #32 - commontroll (09/03/2013) [-]
As others have said, it's actually better to have sex before intensive things that require lots of strength and testosterone. Sex increases your testosterone, and if you were exercising that day, cuddling afterward releases oxytocin which helps heal physical trauma.
#28 - theism (09/03/2013) [-]
Your testosterone levels are at their peak a week after ejaculation.
#23 - anon (09/03/2013) [-]
you do better in sports if u have your mind off the vag.
proven by brainiacs
User avatar #12 - hoolio (09/03/2013) [-]
somehow i misread sex for masturbating....
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