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User avatar #2 - funnaa (09/03/2013) [-]
not completely sure if this is true or not but i heard that statues from that time period have tiny penises because a large penis was associated with being dumb.. or something like that
#77 to #2 - cocco (09/03/2013) [-]
plus, the statue was originally meant to be placed in a church (Santa maria del fiore), so of course Michelangelo was not going to give the guy a 16 inch prick
#69 to #2 - batocool (09/03/2013) [-]
the concept of art in ancient greece was slightly different : they wanted to capture the beauty of a thing, the perfection of its essential properties. So they didn't make "realistics" works. for a Man for example, you have to capture and enlighten everything that is considererd as the human perfection and reduce everything that reminds us of bestiality. Thus : almost no hair, a straight nose, a tiny penis, and so on. All the statues are like that, and not because they have "real" tiny penises
#28 to #2 - moqa (09/03/2013) [-]
Umm let's see black people have big dicks... black people were typically looked down upon... so logically you want a small dick?
User avatar #8 to #2 - trollmobile ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
actually, big penises were associated with barbarism and brutality
a small penis was viewed as a sign of sophistication and being civilized.


probably just italian penises being smaller than the rest of europe though.
#11 to #8 - runningwyeld (09/03/2013) [-]
plus the greek and romans were all fucking pedophiles, they liked a shizzled body with a childs dick. Because they were pedophile.
Did I mention they were gay pedophiles?
User avatar #12 to #11 - trollmobile ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
it was a symbol of power to have a young boy as a sex-slave in roman society
don't know about the greek though, haven't heard of them doing that.
but the romans were certainly pedo

the greeks were fab as fuck though, bum-buddies everywhere.
#13 to #12 - runningwyeld (09/03/2013) [-]
There you go, they really were gay pedophiles.
And the greeks were as well, many of their philosophers and their politicians would attend orgies were they would get fucked up on opium and wine and then fuck each other and fuck little boys
#5 to #2 - ramboboss **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
HOLY SHIT THAT EXPLAINS WHY ASIANS ARE SO SMART
User avatar #7 to #5 - Animefreake ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
and black people!
User avatar #4 to #2 - TheGodamnBatman (09/03/2013) [-]
If you had a large dick you were considered uneducated and barbaric.
they gon' lurn wat a long dik look like 2nite
#106 to #4 - anonymous (09/03/2013) [-]
That made me imagine a time when saying 'Oh... you must have an enormous penus then' was actually an insult...
User avatar #88 to #4 - russiaball (09/03/2013) [-]
its makes sense now.......so black people are uneducated, and barbaric!
User avatar #65 to #4 - chubbybastard (09/03/2013) [-]
alright alright alriiiiiight
User avatar #59 to #4 - frankieforward (09/03/2013) [-]
still may hold true... Asians and Africans
User avatar #3 to #2 - robobloxx (09/03/2013) [-]
yup
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