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User avatar #2 - funnaa (09/03/2013) [-]
not completely sure if this is true or not but i heard that statues from that time period have tiny penises because a large penis was associated with being dumb.. or something like that
#77 to #2 - cocco ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
plus, the statue was originally meant to be placed in a church (Santa maria del fiore), so of course Michelangelo was not going to give the guy a 16 inch prick
#69 to #2 - batocool (09/03/2013) [-]
the concept of art in ancient greece was slightly different : they wanted to capture the beauty of a thing, the perfection of its essential properties. So they didn't make "realistics" works. for a Man for example, you have to capture and enlighten everything that is considererd as the human perfection and reduce everything that reminds us of bestiality. Thus : almost no hair, a straight nose, a tiny penis, and so on. All the statues are like that, and not because they have "real" tiny penises
#28 to #2 - moqa (09/03/2013) [-]
Umm let's see black people have big dicks... black people were typically looked down upon... so logically you want a small dick?
User avatar #8 to #2 - trollmobile (09/03/2013) [-]
actually, big penises were associated with barbarism and brutality
a small penis was viewed as a sign of sophistication and being civilized.


probably just italian penises being smaller than the rest of europe though.
#11 to #8 - runningwyeld (09/03/2013) [-]
plus the greek and romans were all ******* pedophiles, they liked a shizzled body with a childs dick. Because they were pedophile.
Did I mention they were gay pedophiles?
User avatar #12 to #11 - trollmobile (09/03/2013) [-]
it was a symbol of power to have a young boy as a sex-slave in roman society
don't know about the greek though, haven't heard of them doing that.
but the romans were certainly pedo

the greeks were fab as **** though, bum-buddies everywhere.
#13 to #12 - runningwyeld (09/03/2013) [-]
There you go, they really were gay pedophiles.
And the greeks were as well, many of their philosophers and their politicians would attend orgies were they would get ****** up on opium and wine and then **** each other and **** little boys
#5 to #2 - ramboboss **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [-]
HOLY **** THAT EXPLAINS WHY ASIANS ARE SO SMART
User avatar #7 to #5 - Animefreake (09/03/2013) [-]
and black people!
User avatar #4 to #2 - TheGodamnBatman (09/03/2013) [-]
If you had a large dick you were considered uneducated and barbaric.
they gon' lurn wat a long dik look like 2nite
#106 to #4 - anonymous (09/03/2013) [-]
That made me imagine a time when saying 'Oh... you must have an enormous penus then' was actually an insult...
User avatar #88 to #4 - russiaball (09/03/2013) [-]
its makes sense now.......so black people are uneducated, and barbaric!
User avatar #65 to #4 - chubbybastard (09/03/2013) [-]
alright alright alriiiiiight
User avatar #59 to #4 - frankieforward (09/03/2013) [-]
still may hold true... Asians and Africans
User avatar #3 to #2 - robobloxx (09/03/2013) [-]
yup
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