True Facts. Should I do one more of these? Tell me in the comment section... "True Facts" as opposed to those lie facts true facts comp
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#16 - ohokay
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"True Facts" as opposed to those lie facts
#59 to #16 - anon id: 248d1a57
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penis
#150 to #16 - awesomescorpion
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Actually, a "fact" is just a factual statement. Whether it is true or not is an additional attribute. This is a very, VERY common misconception. A fact can be not true, that just makes it a false fact. It is still a fact.
User avatar #269 to #150 - coolcalx
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no, I believe you're thinking of positive statements vs normative statements
#250 to #150 - anon id: 63fd77d7
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Fact
noun

a thing that is known or proved to be true
#254 to #16 - demonicpastry
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I think the word that everyone is looking for is proposition, a statement which can either be true or false. A fact is a proposition with the state of being true.
User avatar #56 to #16 - coolcalx
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I figured it was a reference to these True Facts About The Owl
User avatar #237 to #56 - kateeb
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"focus on an object and bob your head. That's right keep bobbing, although it doesn't work with humans, but you do look like an idiot."

he got me
User avatar #88 to #16 - thepyras
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"Lemons spelled backwards is 'snomel', which just so happens to be the Icelandic word for the phenomenon of dolphin homosexuality." - False Fact
#74 to #16 - iamundecided
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#15 - junkinator
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User avatar #23 to #15 - joltzeke
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Keep trying.
#53 - olafthebard
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That guy drank 60 pints of booze, theres no ******* way he lived through that...
#247 to #53 - applescryatnight
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must have been american beer
#256 to #53 - anon id: 8e51ff70
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this is why i love glasgow. im only suprised it wasnt buckfast
User avatar #182 to #53 - kristovsky
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oh cont rare my dear boy, he was Scottish.
User avatar #176 to #53 - anonymoose
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What if they were American beer?
#197 to #176 - gerfox
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There is such a thing as American beer?
User avatar #198 to #197 - anonymoose
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I think they get low quality beer and wash it out with water.
#200 to #198 - gerfox
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My point exactly, doesn't taste like beer, more like water
#276 to #197 - anon id: e129e7b7
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Any Scottish man caught drinking American beer is stabbed on sight..
User avatar #94 to #53 - hektoroftroy
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he was scottish
#101 to #94 - olafthebard
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That doesn't mean he's not a human being, he's still going to die from 60 pints of beer, if not from alcohol poisoning, then from the fact that his blood would become horribly diluted, and he'd die from that.
User avatar #104 to #101 - wetnoodle
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you obviously are not scottish
User avatar #102 to #101 - hektoroftroy
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He's. Scottish.
#42 - AnonymousDonor
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pumbaa was the first to fart?

well thats just not true

the lion king was released in 1994
the little mermaid released in 1989

what do you think all those little bubbles are, air?
from her lungs?
she's a ****** fish
get your head outta your ass
User avatar #45 to #42 - hydraetis
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b-b-but she doesn't even have an asscrack to fart out of
#47 to #45 - AnonymousDonor
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actually all fish have an ass through which they secrete waste

>biology 101 man
User avatar #44 to #42 - defacedcreeper
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what if its her vagina?
#46 to #44 - AnonymousDonor
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pussy farts are still farts
#103 to #46 - anon id: 64b6a6a1
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No they are queefs, check that merriam-webster you stupid ****.
User avatar #49 to #42 - ivoryhammer
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Girls don't fart.
#106 - nextnextnextnext
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What if Jackie Chan held the egg in one fist and broke the concrete blocks with the other one? Not so impressive now, huh?
User avatar #135 to #106 - gabesterer
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He still broke 12 concrete blocks with one hand...
#160 to #106 - shofbalagairo
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Try breaking concrete blocks with one hand.
Try breaking concrete blocks with one hand.
User avatar #93 - Ninotori
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MY ******* school did that....it was awful.
User avatar #95 to #93 - redblueyellow
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What, cut of your penis without your permission?
User avatar #97 to #95 - Ninotori
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No the bieber thing.
#109 to #97 - tirithon
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Same thing.
User avatar #110 to #109 - Ninotori
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I'm a girl.
#111 to #110 - tirithon
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Now you are.
User avatar #112 to #111 - Ninotori
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Oh your so funny.
#113 to #112 - tirithon
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Thanks
#2 - montymayhem
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I feel this needs a caption.
#231 to #2 - johnnyafire
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FUK YO COURT NIQQUH!
FUK YO COURT NIQQUH!
User avatar #4 to #2 - thenikohero [OP]
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It should


But what should the caption say then?
User avatar #6 to #4 - montymayhem
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Probably 'PREPARE YOUR ANUS!' Or similar. A fine upstanding citizen will come along and show us how it's done.
User avatar #7 to #6 - thenikohero [OP]
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Hopefully
User avatar #8 to #2 - montymayhem
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Maybe "prepare your hakuna for matata!'
User avatar #20 to #2 - accountdrakula
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Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
User avatar #33 to #20 - stonedplatypus
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Next time read the other replies before commenting. You may find that the exact same comment is 2 down.
User avatar #272 to #33 - accountdrakula
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Sorry, I read the comments, but I seem to have missed that one.
User avatar #22 to #2 - azzaip
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"Pumbaa from 'The Lion King' was the first character to far in a Disney Movie"
User avatar #21 to #2 - monsieurwaffles
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RIGHT IN THE POOPER!
User avatar #24 to #2 - hellspawner
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"Acid. Not even once"
User avatar #30 to #2 - fightforfate
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brazzers
User avatar #119 to #2 - greycatmon
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I LEFT THE OVEN ON!!!
User avatar #142 to #2 - rimial
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CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT!
User avatar #17 to #2 - shumdek
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Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
#12 to #2 - trackmachu
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"He´s gonna hakuna in her tatas!"
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User avatar #19 to #2 - themightymrplow
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JESSE WE HAVE TO COOK
#211 - depressedpuppey
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User avatar #241 to #211 - spawnsy
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Dont lie to me ************
#244 to #241 - depressedpuppey
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100% legit bro
#248 to #244 - spawnsy
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God damn, google also confirmed it   
   
   
   
   
 you have more of these....dont you
God damn, google also confirmed it




you have more of these....dont you
#249 to #248 - depressedpuppey
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Maybe
User avatar #275 to #249 - spawnsy
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okay, that one is just bull ****, explain fetuses, they are alive but not born yet


I know its a joke
#236 - Brouwera
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1. Facts means a truth or a reality. So 'True Facts' is saying the same twice.   
2. What's your source, because I'm not buying all this crap.   
3. If they aren't true then don't call them true and don't call them facts.   
   
???   
   
4. I checked the facts. They're actually true   
5. Profit   
   
whyamievenmakingthiscomment
1. Facts means a truth or a reality. So 'True Facts' is saying the same twice.
2. What's your source, because I'm not buying all this crap.
3. If they aren't true then don't call them true and don't call them facts.

???

4. I checked the facts. They're actually true
5. Profit

whyamievenmakingthiscomment
User avatar #264 to #236 - themongoose
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Usage Note: Fact has a long history of usage in the sense "allegation of fact," as in "This tract was distributed to thousands of American teachers, but the facts and the reasoning are wrong" (Albert Shanker). This practice has led to the introduction of the phrases true facts and real facts, as in The true facts of the case may never be known. These usages may occasion qualms among critics who insist that facts can only be true, but the usages are often useful for emphasis.

fact [fækt]
n
5. (Philosophy) Philosophy a proposition that may be either true or false, as contrasted with an evaluative statement
#73 - partnerintroll
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true scots dont get hangovers, casual

I'm actually mexican