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#9 - Womens Study Major (09/03/2013) [-]
I'm gonna pussy out and be anonymous for this rant:
You see, men get boring sometimes. Women can have multiple orgasms back to back. So the man should give her a lot of (4+) orgasms. And women don't want to go straight to penetration. They need to have an orgasm or two before penetration. And most women can't have an orgasm from just penetration, they need their clits rubbed during the act, or the penis needs to be positioned in such a way that it hits the G-Spot (which is on the inner wall of the vagine, on the side of the wall facing the clit. So if the woman is on top and faces the man, but leans backwards and then rides him, it will hit her G-Spot. And men need to give oral sex and use toys in the bed room. Vibrators are fun, use them.
And I'm NOT saying that all men are ****** lovers and they don't deserve women. I'm just saying that men need to understand that women can have many orgasms from many different ways, and men need to utilize that.
User avatar #47 to #9 - shiningfinger ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
My gf never wants to orgasm more than once and doesn't care for toys.

The sweeping generalization in your post disturb me.
#43 to #9 - taurusguy (09/03/2013) [-]
Call me a ******* moron for this, but i would rather trust a woman that actually shows us their face when teaching us about her vagina and **** , i can be completely wrong but as far as i know the G spot is somewhere in the front walls, so for me per say it would be best to have her face away from me since im "bent" downwards , and to be fair, you expect men to stay there rubbing you for half an hour? You get one orgasm we get one, i dont give a **** that you can get multiple, of course i would be happy to give them to you, but YOU have to work for it aswell, but if you expect us to just sit there rubbing you then you are a needy piece of meat yes, i hope every man treats anyone like you just like a piece of meat, nothing more
#44 to #43 - taurusguy (09/03/2013) [-]
Women (like men) of course are all different, but i hope to god i never meet someone like you.
User avatar #27 to #9 - sakuranbokiss (09/03/2013) [-]
um...I'm a girl, and honestly I prefer straight to penetration without foreplay most often. I'm so wet I don't even really need foreplay and I can orgasm from sex as long as the angle's right (lots of doggie), and I prefer not to have my clit rubbed during sex. So. Let's not make generalizations. Also, number of orgasms don't have much to do with divorce last I checked.

To be fair though my mom had an affair and wants a divorce because my dad couldn't get it up even with viagra for 6 years. Except that's her fault because she belittles him in every part of the relationship. You can't expect someone to perform if you bully them constantly, that's not how sex works in a relationship, that's abuse.
#40 to #27 - teranin ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #23 to #9 - kikisu ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
Uhh I've never been able to have back to back orgasms, and if I have ones near each other, the second is usually not as satisfying. Women can't, usually, cum from just the g-spot, and a lot of us like penetration right away as long as we're sufficient wet. Where did you get this info from?
User avatar #19 to #9 - lolollo (09/03/2013) [-]
I know you were thinking that your comment would somehow defend women, but it only made them look worse.
User avatar #18 to #9 - eonsmashface (09/03/2013) [-]
tell me, instead of getting bored, do you perhaps take the time out to ******* tell them?
or are that girl who doesn't understand why guys don't 'get' you because you offer vague hints, not even hinting a little at what you really want and complains they're the crappy lovers because YOU didn't tell THEM what YOU wanted? you want better sex, just ******* ask, don't be that bitch who LETS the relationship die.
User avatar #15 to #9 - thedarkestrogue (09/03/2013) [-]
I'd like to think that you are the reason some guys turn gay.
User avatar #13 to #9 - indecisivejew (09/03/2013) [-]
And making the bedroom fun is a burden that lies solely on the man's shoulders, right? Yeah, men should really be able to make women orgasm 4+ times while she lies there on her back like a fish out of water and doesn't engage at all. And if a man can't completely satisfy any women under these conditions, its clear that he's the selfish lover.

**** off. The pressure of making sex good shouldn't all be on the man like it does so often. Its an act that takes two for a reason.
#11 to #9 - insanefreak (09/03/2013) [-]
So women only want sex? Geeze Louise, anon, whoever you are, being in a relationship isn't about sex alone you know? It's about getting along, and fitting with each other, being able to financially survive together, and so much more. If you only are in it for the sex, you're in a bad relationship.
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