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ultimate life hacks

it change my life

Ultimate Life
Hacks Compilation
ADD a touch of magic
to your cold by putting
glitter in your mouth
i before you sneeze
DOUBLE the battery life of
an iphone by putting the
******* thing down
CREATE your own Florence
The Machine
album by locking : r --
an owl in a wind "rt,
chime shop J l J
ANNOY MC Hammer by going to
a museum with him, pointing at
every exhibit
and asking ‘can
I touch this?‘
PRETEND you' re a professional R
tennis player by Wiping your j
face on a towel every 30 seconds' _ . _
then throwing it at a child
SAVE money on expensive
Valentine' s gifts by erecting
emotional barriers
all around you
and growing old "ill
and dying alone
your youth of ringing doorbells
and running away by
becoming a DHL '
delivery driver , "
black suit today
TRICK your neighbours interchanging
you are a werewolf beekeeping naked
in their garden 7' (
Riding If
a unicorn "
ofa horse l s,' "r
could make x _ l I
all the lie'
in a photo finish
Attach a string of bananas be ‘
your vehicle for that exciting
Mario Kart look. r
FOOL nightclub D] s* ii' ito believing you darh
the stairs
holding a
Hey presto.
you‘ lust
written a Pete
Donny song.
UK GOVERNMENT. Save us lots of tedious scrolling
by rebranding as " Kingdom"
STOP your dog from pulling on its lead by
simply walking a bit faster
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Submitted: 09/02/2013
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#4 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (09/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#9 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [+] (22 replies)
Florence Welch is my second favorite singer.
#5 - ihateallofyoualot **User deleted account** (09/02/2013) [-]
when you scroll for United Kingdom, just type it in and it will take you right to it.
#46 - avatarsarefornoobs (09/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
but... i like florence and the machine

and nickleback isnt that bad...
and whats wrong with not eating meat anyways?!
#10 - ineedthistothumb (09/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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But... I like Florence and the Machine
#16 - hellobotto (09/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Florence Welch is a really good singer.
User avatar #28 - sisterblister (09/03/2013) [+] (21 replies)
the first ine i allways read as A.D.D
User avatar #1 - statsuke (09/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the mobility scooter man is turning yoda
#29 - sirbutterballs (09/03/2013) [-]
I lost it at the MC hammer one.
User avatar #60 - freejumper (09/03/2013) [-]
After watching society for the past 20 years I have slowly and quietly have been retracting myself from it, coping to the conditions of the way it is.
User avatar #40 - dedaluminus (09/03/2013) [-]
Playing the bagpipes is actually really ******* hard. I mean, the air for the sounds doesn't come directly from your lungs, but is instead stored in a sack that you squeeze with your arm. Now, getting the right pressure on a lot of instruments is hard enough with just controlling the pressure you blow out with, but balancing that with how hard you squeeze the bag is pretty hard to learn to do right. And if you don't do it right, it won't sound anything like music.
User avatar #8 - lyder (09/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The one about walking the dog is actually good advice.
User avatar #25 to #18 - anygoodnames (09/03/2013) [-]
While what Anon told you is true, also know that a dog ahead doesn't mean it's acting like leader. I have a pug that prances about ahead of me but looks back numerous times to make sure it's on the same path as me, therefor, while I am behind my pug, I am still leader of "the pack".

It's all in the small things.
User avatar #90 - xrewind (09/03/2013) [-]
The funeral one is gold, imagine being bored at a funeral, reach into your pocket looking for your phone to see when this damn thing is over and find ******* $10!! I would run the **** out of there and get myself and ice cream cone or some **** ,
#89 - misschokesonrocks (09/03/2013) [-]
If I kept going faster everytime my dog pulls on the lead we would both end up going for a run
#76 - mishterlusk (09/03/2013) [-]
i play the bagpipes
User avatar #62 - hektoroftroy (09/03/2013) [-]
cracked a smile with the iphone one
User avatar #49 - dedaluminus (09/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #44 - thirdjess (09/03/2013) [-]
I trained my dog to heel, he doesn't need a lead and stays by my left leg constantly. God damned blissful.
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