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ultimate life hacks

it change my life

Ultimate Life
Hacks Compilation
ADD a touch of magic
to your cold by putting
glitter in your mouth
i before you sneeze
DOUBLE the battery life of
an iphone by putting the
******* thing down
CREATE your own Florence
The Machine
album by locking : r --
an owl in a wind "rt,
chime shop J l J
ANNOY MC Hammer by going to
a museum with him, pointing at
every exhibit
and asking ‘can
I touch this?‘
PRETEND you' re a professional R
tennis player by Wiping your j
face on a towel every 30 seconds' _ . _
then throwing it at a child
SAVE money on expensive
Valentine' s gifts by erecting
emotional barriers
all around you
and growing old "ill
and dying alone
your youth of ringing doorbells
and running away by
becoming a DHL '
delivery driver , "
black suit today
TRICK your neighbours interchanging
you are a werewolf beekeeping naked
in their garden 7' (
JOCKEYS. -
Riding If
a unicorn "
ofa horse l s,' "r
could make x _ l I
all the lie'
difference
in a photo finish
Attach a string of bananas be ‘
your vehicle for that exciting
Mario Kart look. r
FOOL nightclub D] s* ii' ito believing you darh
FALL DOWN
the stairs
whilst
holding a
guitar.
Hey presto.
you‘ lust
written a Pete
Donny song.
UK GOVERNMENT. Save us lots of tedious scrolling
by rebranding as " Kingdom"
STOP your dog from pulling on its lead by
simply walking a bit faster
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Submitted: 09/02/2013
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#4 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (09/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#9 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (09/03/2013) [+] (22 replies)
Florence Welch is my second favorite singer.
#5 - ihateallofyoualot **User deleted account** (09/02/2013) [-]
when you scroll for United Kingdom, just type it in and it will take you right to it.
#46 - avatarsarefornoobs (09/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
but... i like florence and the machine

and nickleback isnt that bad...
and whats wrong with not eating meat anyways?!
AND NICK CAGE CAN BE A GOOD ACTOR SOMETIMES!
AND SO WHAT IF I THINK THE XBOX ONE LOOKS COOL!?!?
#10 - ineedthistothumb (09/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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But... I like Florence and the Machine
#16 - hellobotto (09/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Florence Welch is a really good singer.
User avatar #28 - sisterblister (09/03/2013) [+] (21 replies)
the first ine i allways read as A.D.D
User avatar #1 - statsuke (09/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the mobility scooter man is turning yoda
#29 - sirbutterballs (09/03/2013) [-]
I lost it at the MC hammer one.
User avatar #8 - lyder (09/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The one about walking the dog is actually good advice.
#15 to #8 - anonymous (09/03/2013) [-]
No it's not. If the dog is walking ahead of you, it thinks it is the leader. A properly trained dog will let its owner set the pace.
User avatar #60 - freejumper ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
After watching society for the past 20 years I have slowly and quietly have been retracting myself from it, coping to the conditions of the way it is.
User avatar #40 - dedaluminus (09/03/2013) [-]
Playing the bagpipes is actually really ******* hard. I mean, the air for the sounds doesn't come directly from your lungs, but is instead stored in a sack that you squeeze with your arm. Now, getting the right pressure on a lot of instruments is hard enough with just controlling the pressure you blow out with, but balancing that with how hard you squeeze the bag is pretty hard to learn to do right. And if you don't do it right, it won't sound anything like music.
#89 - misschokesonrocks (09/03/2013) [-]
If I kept going faster everytime my dog pulls on the lead we would both end up going for a run
User avatar #84 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
wut
User avatar #78 - lemurlemur (09/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
dont get the coats house party one
User avatar #49 - dedaluminus (09/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #44 - thirdjess ONLINE (09/03/2013) [-]
I trained my dog to heel, he doesn't need a lead and stays by my left leg constantly. God damned blissful.
User avatar #41 - commontroll (09/03/2013) [-]
***** , you better take that statement about Florence and the Machine back...
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