Get it right!. I'll probably get negathumbed into the dust for this but eh, when I get hooked on something I see it through ('cus I'm in the head and .). Someth
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Get it right!

Get it right!. I'll probably get negathumbed into the dust for this but eh, when I get hooked on something I see it through ('cus I'm in the head and .). Someth

I'll probably get negathumbed into the dust for this but eh, when I get hooked on something I see it through ('cus I'm ****** in the head and **** .)

Something has been bugging me for a while now and
I' only Just now figured out why it bugs me. See,
I' m Autistic. (and no, I didn' t become "an autist" because
I wanted to be a Hipster or some dumb **** , I Just pulled
the evolutionary short straw.)
Now I' m fine with people making ' ******* Jokes.
I' m Me with people making 'British' Jokes.
Same with pretty much everything. All **** exists to be
parodied and **** any ********* who say otherwise.
But these "Autism Entendres" Jokes and generally this
whole craze of likening hipsters and bronies to autism' s
gotten stuck in my craw and I can never see it and not
want to say something. I figured it was because I fit the
description of being Autistic but I think it' s something
I DON' T WANT Tio'
BE ASSOCIATED
WITH HIPSTERS!
You see... they' re not autistic. They' re Just another fashion
trend focussed around "ironically" dressing up like geeks.
Note: Not nerds. Nerds are smart
and look like this. Hipsters want to
be geeks! But in 'trying' to be
geeks they fail the most important
part of being a geek!
Geeks are Just people who really
give a **** about something. Not
because it' s fashionable but because
they think it' s ******* awesome!
How does this differ from Autism, I hear you ask?
Shut up! Tootally heard you!
Autism is when you' re ****** up in the brain outside
of acceptable deviation. Which means if you' re past
a certain line in how your brain works you' re Autistic.
Green = Normal
Nightwish Red = Autistic
Those amongst you who are neither retards nor
colourblind should spot that the pink circle is much bigger
than the green one and that' s because there are a lot of
crazy ******* ways your brain can go wrong and here' s
the most irritatingly unclear part of it:
ALL OF THAT PINK
IS AUTISM!
Yeah, you "normals" (as we in the defnitely real autistic
illuminati) are the minority in terms of the possibilities.
However you' re also the vast majority in numbers so it' s
safe to assume you guys are the industry standard and
it' s us who' re not Fring on all cylinders.
So, why does any of this **** matter? Because the kind of
autism that hipsters are trying to replicate is most oftern
asperger' s syndrome (pronounced asspen/ s if you' re
sensible and aidsburgers if you' re not. I don' t mind,
take your pick.)
This is one of the forms of autism that
twerks your brain into a different, more logical way of
thinking. It' s less a mistake in the brain and more of an
alternate modernist. It does come with the downsides of
Fading it difficult to figure out what other people are
feeling. (Getting punched in the face is a simple enough
indicator but **** is a pain in the ass.)
Focus, attention to detail and retention of facts comes
easier too.
This creates what I call "The Perfect Geeksters". Social
pariah with a big attention to detail and a sponge for
a . Just introduce something interesting
and in a day they' ll know it inside, outside, upside and
downs( syndrome) ide.
If you haven' t guessed yet, this is my particular poison.
But I' met a lot of other guys on the spectrum and
they range from lovable idiots to "I' ll rip your teeth out
and carve my name into your chest with them!"
Fun fact: Someone actually said that to me. He is a nice
guy if you don' t beat him at Guitar Hero...)
Autism is so varied and every case is so unique that it' s
like saying Rock and Hardcore Gregorian Dubstep Chants
the same because they' re both forms of music. You' re
right but it doesn' t do it Justice.
Hipsters think they' re autistic because they want to be
a special snowflake but they have no understanding of
it and frankly neither do most people I Md using that
term on , which is a shame 'cus you' re better than that.
so don' t go calling people "autists" because they' re
hipsters. Call them what they deserved to be called.
FAG G OTS l
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User avatar #14 - starblood (09/02/2013) [+] (30 replies)
They only part about this that I don't agree with is "Don't call hipsters autistic! Call them faggots!"
I'm gay, and I don't get mad when people call each other fags on the internet, but you can't say "It's not okay to call hipsters autistic, but it is okay to call hipsters fags"
User avatar #61 - siridontcare (09/02/2013) [+] (22 replies)
Did you really end with "dont insult me, insult gays" really? **** you.
#84 - jimli (09/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Don't call a certain group a name that is offensive to me
>Call them a name that is offensive to other people
#98 - jimmydeenbomb (09/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i think op might like this gif
i think op might like this gif
#176 - penisflower (09/02/2013) [-]
Being racist is ok, for example "lolol le niga stels bekyke".   
Being homophobic is ok, for example "u r a faget".   
..But calling you "autistic"?! That is highly offensive because YOU, in particular, are offended!   
OP, your autism levels have reached Chris-Chan heights.
Being racist is ok, for example "lolol le niga stels bekyke".
Being homophobic is ok, for example "u r a faget".
..But calling you "autistic"?! That is highly offensive because YOU, in particular, are offended!
OP, your autism levels have reached Chris-Chan heights.
#10 - questionableferret (09/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#179 - mastersaturday (09/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You do see the irony in this, right? People make black jokes? Oh they're just joking, let them have their fun. People make autism jokes? Damn them all to hell! I understand your plight, but the only reason you feel this way is because this particular category of jokes directly affects you. It's psychology 101 - you think you're different from everyone else, but you're not. I respect your opinion, but it's hard for me to take this seriously when it's such a simple fallacy.
#151 - domitius (09/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
so what you're saying is that it's ok to offend people because that's funny, But when you're offended it isn't.
Tell me more grand vizier
User avatar #2 - tittylovin (09/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I know you're telling the truth because only an autist could take this that seriously.
Listen man, they're just jokes.
Everyone has to deal with stereotypes. Each race, gender, sexuality, disability and disorder has to deal with **** like that.
You can either shake your head and laugh with the crowd, or you can THAT guy who has to proclaim that "not every x is like that!"
If it really does bother you that much, look on the bright side - at least you're nto a ****** .
#212 - redryumaru (09/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If you're alright with making fun of other people's **** except yours that just makes you a cunt.
#175 - minnyebruger (09/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
calling people ******* : fun and games
Calling people faggots: fine by me
Calling people autistic: THATS NOT OKAY!

really op?
#131 - bradwulf (09/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
purple, you mean purple
User avatar #102 - sirrelevant (09/02/2013) [-]
I stopped halfwaythrough, and real nerds don't dress like the hipsternerds do, moron. Go outside for once.
Also, thumbed down because you predicted so.
#192 - mango (09/02/2013) [-]
That was pretty




autistic
#156 - ihateallofyoualot **User deleted account** (09/02/2013) [-]
OP-FW people on the internet call him names

Get over it, your feelings don't matter. Welcome to the real world.
#178 - mysteriousgoatwing (09/02/2013) [-]
" I'm fine with people making ' ******* jokes"

In that case I'm fine with people making autism jokes
#78 - I Am Monkey (09/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm sure a lot of people legitimately have aspergers, but it seem that once someone gets diagnosed with it, it becomes a self fulfilling prophecy. A kid with bad social skills could get diagnosed and after that their parents/teachers can write off their behavior as mental illness. Then their social skills just deteriorate because they're never corrected on it.    
   
Case in point; I have a little cousin who was really sick as a kid. Nobody ever corrected him on bad behavior because they felt bad for him. He would just say whatever he felt like. A lot of the time he would insult people and they'd just laugh awkwardly and ignore it. Because of that he developed no mental filter and essentially just acted like an asshole all the time without realizing it. Obviously nobody wants to hang out with someone like that, so he didn't have any friends and remained with the social skills of a 3rd grader because he didn't have any peers to learn from or adults to correct him. So now his parents think that he has a mental disorder when in reality, his situation is perfectly explainable. They're just making him worse by treating it like a disability.
I'm sure a lot of people legitimately have aspergers, but it seem that once someone gets diagnosed with it, it becomes a self fulfilling prophecy. A kid with bad social skills could get diagnosed and after that their parents/teachers can write off their behavior as mental illness. Then their social skills just deteriorate because they're never corrected on it.

Case in point; I have a little cousin who was really sick as a kid. Nobody ever corrected him on bad behavior because they felt bad for him. He would just say whatever he felt like. A lot of the time he would insult people and they'd just laugh awkwardly and ignore it. Because of that he developed no mental filter and essentially just acted like an asshole all the time without realizing it. Obviously nobody wants to hang out with someone like that, so he didn't have any friends and remained with the social skills of a 3rd grader because he didn't have any peers to learn from or adults to correct him. So now his parents think that he has a mental disorder when in reality, his situation is perfectly explainable. They're just making him worse by treating it like a disability.
User avatar #161 - pivotmasterdm (09/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What I got out of this was:
"lel it's funny when black people get called ******* but how dare you insult me that's offensive"

**** you, OP.
User avatar #95 - indecisivejew (09/02/2013) [+] (7 replies)
"Now, I'm fine with people making ' ******* jokes. I'm fine with people making 'British' jokes. Same with pretty much everything. All **** exists to be parodies and **** any ********* who say otherwise."

So, you start off by displaying a line of reasoning that leads directly to you yourself being a ******** who should be ****** ? Interesting tactic.

You being at the butt of jokes doesn't make them bad jokes, and you not being gay or black certainly doesn't make faggot or ****** jokes okay. This is some of the most blatant hypocrisy I've seen in a long time.
#194 - crackmonkeynipple (09/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Speaking as an Aspergers autistic person the social pariah thing is a massive pain in the ass without people like you calling attention to it. Everyone gets made fun of TRUST me, I get that hearing people treat us like we are retarded and then others trying to co-opt us as a freaking style doesn't make it better but this is the internet it will be full of know it all assbags who think they are better because whatever the **** is wrong with them hasn't been figured out yet. Seriously the best thing we can do is not react and let the idiots drown in their diarrhea of the mouth.
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