Disguised Weapons. . Posted at: 20' M: M: 07 Original ad: Disguisable weapons wanted Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc, Offering: cash WEAPON funny email Craigslist disguise
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Disguised Weapons

Posted at: 20' M: M: 07
Original ad:
Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc,
Offering: cash, items fer barter
Hey,
I saw your ad looking fer concealable/ disguised weapons. I have several items
you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and
pricks
Thanks,
Mike
From Jeff - to Me:
I am- lets see what you got.
From Me to Jeff *** H E
Jeff,
Here you gm
Looks like a natinal spoon, right?
Wrong. It is actually a deadly ddi" half- smooth, knife with tactical grip. one
minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next yen are fighting off attackers with
this deadly and disguised weapon.
I am asking fer the blade. Let me know if you want to step by and take a look at it.
Mike
From Jeff - to Me:
that is stupid as hell and looks like crap- unless you have anything better to offer, dent
waste my time.
Jeff,
f am serry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I
think you will feel differently about.
Mike
From Jeff - to Me:
fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can **** eff.
Jeff,
Thank you fer . Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will
love:
At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enoegh, you
will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock EC. You will be able to pour your enemies a
nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Acking Elli} fer the gun/ cup combo.
Still thirsty fer justice? Try this badass disguised as a of soda. The box
has two finely crafted hales on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not intoduced) that
you with to attach. This weapon is only fer sale if you have a Class HI permit.
This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli
gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The quilted tissues serve as a
comfertable grip on the pulpfiction shotgun. Itso, if you find yourself sneezing during the
heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready fer action. Asking Milli} for the
weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra per box.
Let me know if you want any of these items.
Thanks,
Mike
From Jeff - to Me:
youre a ******* dumbass, *********** , asswipe, retarded ******* . you prob walk around
with that **** too you dumb mother ****** . I hope you get hit by a car- **** off, eat slit,
and die.
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