Enjoy. . today I learned that if you want to slash someone' s tires, don' t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will
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today I learned that if you want to
slash someone' s tires, don' t slash all
four; only slash three because if you
slash all four their insurance will pay
for it but if you only slash three they
have to pay for it all out of pocket
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Submitted: 09/01/2013
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User avatar #10 - thedarkestrogue (09/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I got my tire slashed once.
It was one tire and I had never met the person before in my life.
People are ******* assholes.
Don't slash peoples tires for fun and if you're doing it for revenge make damn sure you've got the right car and aren't ruining some poor innocent person's day and costing them money.
#36 - DeathKnight (09/02/2013) [+] (14 replies)
>slash three tires
>wait for guy to come back
>"hurr durr guess i should slash this last tire myself!"
>videotape him doing it
>insurance company logic: "if he slashed one of his own tires he probably slashed all"
>insurance fraud
>lawsuits, bad credit and some prison time
#8 - verycoolcat (09/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Get some ground beef and put it inside a few plastic ziplock bags with water. Leave it out in the sun for a few weeks. Now wait for a very warm day and get a mask because it will smell horrendous... poke a hole in the bag and lift the wipers up on the windshield and pour it there.

Theres an air intake around there and from now on their air conditioning system will smell like death.
#67 - snakefire (09/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Then revenge.
#25 - spoonhero **User deleted account** (09/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If you get your 3 tires slashed, why can't you slash the 4th one yourself??
User avatar #22 - WhiteBerets (09/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Tip: If this happens to you, slash the 4th tire yourself.
User avatar #23 to #22 - egosumproxi (09/02/2013) [-]
Then the person who did the other three?
#69 - hilmspark (09/02/2013) [-]
slash the last tire yourself. no one will ever know
#27 - danzoshimura (09/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
My dad's car got keyed because he had a FSU license plate.
My dad's car got keyed because he had a FSU license plate.
#1 - anonymous (09/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
they would just slash the last one themselves
User avatar #37 to #21 - lysandrex (09/02/2013) [-]
"Unless you meant film them slashing their own tire.. then yah sure"

...that's exactly what he meant...
User avatar #59 - insaneiare (09/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
ive slashed all four of my tires cause winter was coming and i needed new tires!
#68 to #66 - golemcreator (09/02/2013) [-]
ill give you this for a thanks!
ill give you this for a thanks!
#54 - flusteredmoose (09/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
So, in my time of FunnyJunk I've learned how to pickpocket successfully, how to break into someones house, and now, how to ruin someones day. Thanks.
So, in my time of FunnyJunk I've learned how to pickpocket successfully, how to break into someones house, and now, how to ruin someones day. Thanks.
#48 - newtoast (09/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
WRONG-O ************ .

If you really want to deflate someone's tires, you unscrew the cap and push a rock into it until it goes down. A) That's not illegal, whereas slashing is damaging property, and B) Pressure from puncturing a tire can send whatever blade your using right through your hand.

But the rule of 3 still applies. They don't have to pay as much for this, but it's a huge inconvenience.
User avatar #49 to #48 - lolfire (09/02/2013) [-]
It is illegal.

It's criminal damage

Falls under the definition "The authorities show that the term "damage" for the purpose of this provision, should be widely interpreted so as to conclude not only permanent or temporary physical harm, but also permanent or temporary impairment of value or usefulness."
User avatar #113 - marksey (09/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Then they just slash their fourth tire?
#84 - ragingflamingos (09/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
My family once had some redneck hicks we didn't even know shoot a ******* nail into our tire. Our faces when.
#34 - ugoboom (09/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #32 - michaeldemoin (09/02/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Some people in my apartment complex have had there tires slashed, in fact my mom woke me up yelling because they were accusing her of doing it. i had to get up at 8 am on my day off to go talk down these bastards!
#46 to #44 - sanguinesolitude (09/02/2013) [-]
in fact why stop with their cars, the whole building needs to go. your mom's FW
in fact why stop with their cars, the whole building needs to go. your mom's FW
#89 - pikininja (09/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What if they slash the fourth one themself and say you did it?
What if they slash the fourth one themself and say you did it?
#79 - rotobical (09/02/2013) [-]
Hello students, and welcome to how to be a dickhead 101
#24 - pappathethird (09/02/2013) [-]
who knows. maybe this will be useful one day
User avatar #7 - jacklane (09/02/2013) [+] (27 replies)
DURRRR JUST SLASH THE LAST ONE YOURSELF
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