Billy Mays needs to learn a thing or two. Yea it's a repost so what? Wanna fight about it?. lli?, omegle Talk to strangers! You' re chatting with a random stran
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Billy Mays needs to learn a thing or two

Yea it's a repost so what? Wanna fight about it?

lli?, omegle Talk to strangers!
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
stranger 1 must sell a lamp to stranger
You: LOL
Stranger: Tes
You: Bitch
You: HOLD
You: THE ****
You: UP
You: THIS AIN' T ND ORDINARY LAMP
Stranger: Uh.. Sorry?
Stranger: Cih.... Kay?
You: This **** is a ******* Billy Mays Caps Lamp 9500
You: **** is BRIGHT
You: 100 Watt?
Stranger: That' s nice....
You: Try THOUSAND WATT, BEYETCH
You: **** will LIGHT THE PLACE UP like *******
CHRISTMAS
You: (SIN THE FOURTH ACULY
Stranger: But does it come in blue'?
Stranger: I really want blue
You: ***** , IT CAMES IN ******* (BITTER
TESTICLES IF YOU WANT IT TD
You: Just hook it up via ************* USB and it will
to your standard, if you have an account on
the Billy Mays websites
Stranger: I WILL BUY THIS LAMP
You: DAMN ****** RIGHT
Stranger: CUZ IT' S ******* AWESOME
You: GUESS WHAT IT CASTS YOU UP IN THIS
BITCH!?
You: MATHA
You: *******
Stranger: NAME THE PRICE
You: S PAYMENTS
You:
You: BUT HOLD THE PHONE
CC) CANUCKER
You: Call this ******* RIGHT ******* NOW
You: And we' ll DDABLE THE ******* DEFER
9500 GT' S FDR THE PRICE CINE!
You: People walk past yo house and be like
You: DAYUM, ***** BRIGHT
Stranger: DH ****
Stranger: THAT' S SCEME INTENSE ****
You: TAKE IT AWAY VINCE:
You: How bright IS it?
You: ***** , THIS **** IS SC) BRIGHT, THE
PREDIC) USLY STATED SCENARIO WOULD HAPPEN
IF THEY WAS IN THE GOD DAMNED BASEMENT
You: Just when you thought it couldn' t get ANY
******* BETTER:
You: This piece of **** lamp will REPEL *******
SPIDERS
You: ND
You: MC)
You: SCARY ASS ****
You: IN YD BASEMENT
Stranger: Dmff I' m actually crying in laughing so hard
You: LET' S GET YOU SIGNED THE **** UP
You: Good, I aim to please.
Stranger: You' re too funny heheh
Stranger: I' m sold
Your partner has disconnected.
...
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Submitted: 09/01/2013
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User avatar #38 - pappathethird (09/02/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I'm not being racist, but why would you want otter-testicle colored lamps?
User avatar #41 to #40 - pappathethird (09/02/2013) [-]
I said I wasn't being racist.



User avatar #5 - OOOnelsonOOO ONLINE (09/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#14 - akuseru (09/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"						*****					, IT COMES IN 						*******					 OTTER TESTICLES IF YOU WANT IT TOO"
" ***** , IT COMES IN ******* OTTER TESTICLES IF YOU WANT IT TOO"
#50 - misterblack ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #23 - darkjustifier (09/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I feel like Critikal did this.
#39 - bongconnery (09/02/2013) [-]
a lamp that repels spiders....
a lamp that repels spiders....
#48 - kampi (09/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
And thus, this will come for a use someday.
#15 - deadnannersreturns (09/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
TESTOSTERONE!!!
#47 - aazz ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
#26 - cantfindausername ONLINE (09/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#51 - sweetime (09/02/2013) [-]
christmas on the 4th of july...
christmas on the 4th of july...
#45 - jaguarmet (09/02/2013) [-]
I thought you tried too hard to imitate the 'Get yourself a 						*******					 dragonite' vid
I thought you tried too hard to imitate the 'Get yourself a ******* dragonite' vid
#2 - galoshes (09/01/2013) [-]
Such a bright fellow.
User avatar #36 - thatbrevitything (09/02/2013) [-]
made me think of this : Powerthirst
#35 - neonbrony (09/02/2013) [-]
Wow that was a good read
User avatar #22 - ewowo (09/02/2013) [-]
Dissapointed that S1 didn't say "but wait... there's more".

Not even once.
#10 - deddead (09/02/2013) [-]
I actually tried this a while back...
After a lot of "yelling" a lamp was sold for 45 nickels and 7 pennies
I did save it though (just put it on pastebin): pastebin.com/7C0DkFRr
User avatar #18 - olisaurus (09/02/2013) [-]
the original one was much better
#1 - yeoldsnipermissile ONLINE (09/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Godspeed you fancy 						************					.   
Also, the reply "Tes" gave me Horizon In The Middle of Nowhere flashbacks.   
>Pic Related
Godspeed you fancy ************ .
Also, the reply "Tes" gave me Horizon In The Middle of Nowhere flashbacks.
>Pic Related
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