Billy Mays needs to learn a thing or two. Yea it's a repost so what? Wanna fight about it?. lli?, omegle Talk to strangers! You' re chatting with a random stran
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Billy Mays needs to learn a thing or two

Yea it's a repost so what? Wanna fight about it?

lli?, omegle Talk to strangers!
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
stranger 1 must sell a lamp to stranger
You: LOL
Stranger: Tes
You: Bitch
You: HOLD
You: THE ****
You: UP
You: THIS AIN' T ND ORDINARY LAMP
Stranger: Uh.. Sorry?
Stranger: Cih.... Kay?
You: This **** is a ******* Billy Mays Caps Lamp 9500
You: **** is BRIGHT
You: 100 Watt?
Stranger: That' s nice....
You: Try THOUSAND WATT, BEYETCH
You: **** will LIGHT THE PLACE UP like *******
CHRISTMAS
You: (SIN THE FOURTH ACULY
Stranger: But does it come in blue'?
Stranger: I really want blue
You: ***** , IT CAMES IN ******* (BITTER
TESTICLES IF YOU WANT IT TD
You: Just hook it up via ************* USB and it will
to your standard, if you have an account on
the Billy Mays websites
Stranger: I WILL BUY THIS LAMP
You: DAMN ****** RIGHT
Stranger: CUZ IT' S ******* AWESOME
You: GUESS WHAT IT CASTS YOU UP IN THIS
BITCH!?
You: MATHA
You: *******
Stranger: NAME THE PRICE
You: S PAYMENTS
You:
You: BUT HOLD THE PHONE
CC) CANUCKER
You: Call this ******* RIGHT ******* NOW
You: And we' ll DDABLE THE ******* DEFER
9500 GT' S FDR THE PRICE CINE!
You: People walk past yo house and be like
You: DAYUM, ***** BRIGHT
Stranger: DH ****
Stranger: THAT' S SCEME INTENSE ****
You: TAKE IT AWAY VINCE:
You: How bright IS it?
You: ***** , THIS **** IS SC) BRIGHT, THE
PREDIC) USLY STATED SCENARIO WOULD HAPPEN
IF THEY WAS IN THE GOD DAMNED BASEMENT
You: Just when you thought it couldn' t get ANY
******* BETTER:
You: This piece of **** lamp will REPEL *******
SPIDERS
You: ND
You: MC)
You: SCARY ASS ****
You: IN YD BASEMENT
Stranger: Dmff I' m actually crying in laughing so hard
You: LET' S GET YOU SIGNED THE **** UP
You: Good, I aim to please.
Stranger: You' re too funny heheh
Stranger: I' m sold
Your partner has disconnected.
...
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Submitted: 09/01/2013
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#68 - yisumad (09/02/2013) [-]
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#66 - chamillitary (09/02/2013) [-]
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#64 - tenthdivine (09/02/2013) [-]
I got this beautiful gem last time I tried doing this.
#62 - deadace (09/02/2013) [-]
I went on Omgele right after I saw this
#54 - dovahnon (09/02/2013) [-]
I dont know, I still don't think i'm convinced
I dont know, I still don't think i'm convinced
#51 - sweetime (09/02/2013) [-]
christmas on the 4th of july...
christmas on the 4th of july...
User avatar #49 - acemcgunner (09/02/2013) [-]
i cried cause i laughed too hard
#48 - kampi ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
And thus, this will come for a use someday.
#55 to #48 - ismellnewfag (09/02/2013) [-]
**ismellnewfag rolled a random image posted in comment #313 at Japanese Explanation ** Oh boy, oh boy.
#53 to #48 - anonymous (09/02/2013) [-]
One day. One day someone will roll this
#47 - aazz (09/02/2013) [-]
#45 - jaguarmet (09/02/2013) [-]
I thought you tried too hard to imitate the 'Get yourself a 						*******					 dragonite' vid
I thought you tried too hard to imitate the 'Get yourself a ******* dragonite' vid
#42 - dantemp (09/02/2013) [-]
I can't believe I laughed so hard on this
again
#39 - bongconnery (09/02/2013) [-]
a lamp that repels spiders....
a lamp that repels spiders....
User avatar #38 - pappathethird (09/02/2013) [-]
I'm not being racist, but why would you want otter-testicle colored lamps?
#56 to #38 - anonymous (09/02/2013) [-]
Because everyone needs to experience an otter-testicle colored lamp sometime in their lives.
#40 to #38 - laoflyer (09/02/2013) [-]
Racist?
User avatar #46 to #40 - majormoron (09/02/2013) [-]
Dude you fell for one of the oldest jokes on this website, ******* hilarious.
User avatar #63 to #46 - comexx (09/02/2013) [-]
I don't get it.
User avatar #57 to #46 - toosexyforyou (09/02/2013) [-]
That's one of the oldest jokes on this website? The **** ?
User avatar #58 to #57 - majormoron (09/02/2013) [-]
You are too blue to not know this dude, wake up!
User avatar #59 to #58 - toosexyforyou (09/02/2013) [-]
Dude I'm saying that that joke doesn't even come close to the oldest joke on here. That ****** ******* brand new compared to the oldest jokes on here.
User avatar #60 to #59 - majormoron (09/02/2013) [-]
Well yes that may have been a stretch but its definitely had its high number of front page retoasts in the last 1-2 years.
User avatar #41 to #40 - pappathethird (09/02/2013) [-]
I said I wasn't being racist.



#69 to #41 - anonymous (09/02/2013) [-]
because that totally hasn't been used 50 ******* times on funnyjunk and on tumblr and ***************** else
#37 - anonymous (09/02/2013) [-]
A conversation I had on Omegle:
the question was something like "Have you got any nice names for a girl or a boy?"

Stranger: HE SHALL BE NAMED
Stranger: RHAEGO
Me: THE STALLION WHO MOUNTS THE WORLD
User avatar #36 - thatbrevitything (09/02/2013) [-]
made me think of this : Powerthirst
#35 - neonbrony (09/02/2013) [-]
Wow that was a good read
+1
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#32 - driplone (09/02/2013) [-]
I don't mean to be 'THAT GUY' shouting repost! but this has been in my favourites since last year.
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