Disobedient Avocado. top kek. I' m not saying you' re fat but if I were to cumshot your chin you' d look like santa Mar claus shiett:- 32% Match 70% Friend ass;
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Disobedient Avocado

top kek

I' m not saying you' re fat but if I were to cumshot your chin you' d look like santa Mar
claus
shiett:- 32% Match 70% Friend ass; Enemy
I' m not saying you' re a jerk or lack game, but that line makes me wonder if Mar
you' re stable.
I' m probably more stable than the chair you' re sitting on right now. You' re about Mar
as dimwitted as you are bloated. All can be forgiven though if you whip off that
bra and give me a shot of those milk duds.
I' m not interested. You' re wasting your time. Mar
Cmon baby quit playing hard to get. You know you want my male syrup on your Maw
pancakes.
You can only play that card for so long before your carnal desires kick in and Tyler
you' re licking my profile picture. I want to smear you in green paint and spank
you like a disobedient avocado.
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Submitted: 09/01/2013
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User avatar #34 - douevensax (09/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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disobedient avocado

I forgave the guy for that line.
User avatar #26 - Lycanz (09/01/2013) [+] (6 replies)
All jokes aside I feel like that guy was out of line. She is just a woman who felt like posting a picture of herself. She did nothing wrong, so she doesn't deserve to be harassed the way she did. Sometimes people trying to be trolls just comes off as just being an asshole.
#3 - harbydeath ONLINE (09/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#44 - zzforrest (09/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
All jokes aside, that guy is an asshole.
All jokes aside, that guy is an asshole.
User avatar #9 - shortdevil (09/01/2013) [-]
I'm confused.
At the same time I want to hate that guy because he act like an asshole towards a seemingly nice person BUT on the other hand I can't help but laugh like a retard at the "desobedient avocado" joke.
#43 - trollmobile ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
what an asshole
User avatar #1 - jokerrvirus (09/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
yeah not funny, she looks friendly
User avatar #2 to #1 - godshandshake (09/01/2013) [-]
The fact that they are being mean isn't nice, but disobedient avocado ******* gets me laughing.
#42 - thearcher ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
The end line
The end line
#11 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (09/01/2013) [-]
>I want to smear you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado
>smear you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado
>like a disobedient avocado
>disobedient avocado
#113 - kriterion (09/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Holy **** all these whiteknights in the comments.
#53 - marikthegunslinger (09/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I don't care how big her waistline is. She's adorable!
#57 to #55 - marikthegunslinger (09/02/2013) [-]
How dare I try to be a nice person.
#74 - ratchetmiles (09/02/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I'd tap that.
#58 - Benandjake (09/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I lost it at the avacado. I laughed so hard I **** and then ate it.
#25 - kittenfarts ONLINE (09/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Disobedient avocado?
#52 - thepink (09/02/2013) [-]
oh yeah, that's what daddy likes.

I'm gonna pound that **** into guacamole
User avatar #37 - thewalkingfrog (09/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHa8ikoNy3I
This is the only source I have for "Disobedient Avocado." Pause at 1:15.
#98 - gitanisme ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
"I'm probably more stable than the chair you're sitting on right now"
User avatar #64 - Hreidmar (09/02/2013) [-]
He is funny, yes. Still an asshole, but amusing.
#23 - forcequest (09/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>avocado
>avocado
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