This fish is F#CKED! Read (Description). So I found something a quick google search can't answer so let's see how funnyjunk does. Can goldfish eat Beef Jerky? E
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This fish is F#CKED! Read (Description)

So I found something a quick google search can't answer so let's see how funnyjunk does.
Can goldfish eat Beef Jerky?
Explanation: My dorm screwed up because they thought goldfish would make a great prize at this event they were having only to find out no one wanted to take care of goldfish. Well my RA is going floor to floor asking for people who will take them. She helped me out early this day and I thought having a fish could be cool. I WAS SO WRONG! Turns out I basically got a fish in a cup with no way to care for it. NO BOWL! NO FOOD! not even some pointless rocks to leave at the bottom. Granted I'm sure the fish has a slightly better chance with me because I honestly think they have no intention of keeping or caring for any of these fish but back to me. I decide to look for somewhere close by I can walk to... the closest thing I got is 53 minute walk. (I got no car )I may feel sorry for this fish but I have limits to my kindness. OKAY, what about delivery online? Most sites say 2-3 day shipping and I'm not sure if it will even live till tomorrow. I noticed that I got a bunch of jerky and I was looking online and fish do eat bugs and smaller fish so why not rip up a piece jerky into fish size bites? I'm pretty sure I'm wrong but I honestly can't think of much else I can do. I'm not sure if I did the right thing by taking it. I don't think RAs and staff are heartless but I don't think any of them were prepared for this huge mistake and it would probably still be dead. Granted store bought goldfish tend to die pretty easily. yeah this fish is f#ucked.

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Submitted: 09/01/2013
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User avatar #11 - zenkon (09/01/2013) [+] (4 replies)
If the fish survive you would need at least one of these
bestanimalfacts . com/ru/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/MiniFishTanks3.jpg

I don't know but there are some kind of fish like betta fish, that don't need a filter, maybe this is one of those?
1.bp.blogspot . com/vzMXlfzgosE/Sk77C6rzhI/AAAAAAAAAKU/c8vdVqMcs-k/s1600-h/goldfish%2520in%252 0bowl.jpg

You don't have a bowl? not a fish bowl, I mean bowl for cereal or something, you could put more water and keep feeding with that jerky, maybe it will survive until you can buy something more appropriate. And don't call yourself, stupid, you just wanted to give a chance to that fish.
User avatar #1 - ffx ONLINE (09/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
If you ever decide to kill it. Just put clove oil in the water, then put it in a freezer. Most humane way to euthanize it as it'll die while it's sleeping.
#16 - Womens Study Major (09/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Take it to a pet shop, maybe they'll take it.
#15 - blazingorange (09/01/2013) [-]
Well it is way past midnight where I am. Wish Ningen and me good nights sleep and hopefully a happy morning. (I named him after these mythical arctic fish people because of the freezing idea. : You need to login to view this link )

P.S. I'm too scared to freeze him encase it would actually kill him. >.<
#7 - blazingorange (09/01/2013) [-]
I asked 4chan for help too.
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