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User avatar #4 - srskate (09/01/2013) [-]
I got a few

1. Teach your child a non-standard base system. Teach them to count and perform math in base-7.

2. Do not teach your child the concept of names.

3. Teach them the alphabet... backwards.

4. Name them Facebook
User avatar #18 to #4 - sheenaandjanie (09/02/2013) [-]
Teach them their colors and shapes wrong
User avatar #7 to #4 - Nazistick ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
5. Leave the door open during sex, ensuring them that the child has a disturbing mental image.

(Optional) Make it as Weird as possible by dressing up as a gimp, a man in a liderhosen, and having nursery music play in the background. That way, There will be many things to remind them of the incident.
User avatar #11 to #7 - Zeigh ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Make sure it's something like the wheels on the buss in the key of E.
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