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Apple does it again!
Apple announced today that it has developed
a breast implant that can share and play music.
The Hit will cost from to tas, depending
on map and speaker size.. This is considered a
major social breakthrough because women are
always complaining about men staring at their
breasts and not listening to them.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #2 - midgetmayhem
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(09/01/2013) [-]
My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and they're like "is that journey comin from yo tits?"
User avatar #8 - mondominiman
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(09/01/2013) [-]
If you motorboat them while dubstep is playing I wonder how it'll feel.
#9 to #8 - derperherp
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(09/01/2013) [-]
It will motorboat for you.
User avatar #12 to #8 - mitdwit
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(09/01/2013) [-]
That is how it feels to chew Five Gum.
Stimulate your senses.
#13 to #12 - repostforlife
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(09/01/2013) [-]
You ******* win the internet
User avatar #60 to #12 - asmathiel
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(09/02/2013) [-]
And nearly breaking your chin
#29 - psydoc
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(09/01/2013) [-]
Surround sound
#37 to #29 - ccrusie
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Lmfao
Lmfao
#50 to #29 - niggastolemyname
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(09/02/2013) [-]
you were just
#69 to #29 - overchaos
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(09/04/2013) [-]
Too good.
User avatar #70 to #29 - thesinful
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(09/04/2013) [-]
In the future, breasts motorboat you
#1 - austoboyko
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**austoboyko rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at sad ** Worlds reaction when
#3 to #1 - zabrakel
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#10 to #3 - dirtydollar
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(09/01/2013) [-]
i looked at this picture and thought, "cinnamon roll?"

i am not a clever man
#19 - iridium
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And then Apple sues every mammoplasty office in the country for copyright infringement.
User avatar #51 to #19 - niggastolemyname
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(09/02/2013) [-]
watch out they might sue geometry for spheres
#5 - mojobringer
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User avatar #6 to #5 - ikeles
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(09/01/2013) [-]
No ****.
User avatar #17 to #6 - HardyUndertook
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but what did he say?
User avatar #24 to #17 - xbonezbreaker
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(09/01/2013) [-]
probably something like

"This is fake"
#25 - arreatface
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(09/01/2013) [-]
id buy one and use it like a regular sound speaker
id buy one and use it like a regular sound speaker
User avatar #26 to #25 - shadecrenshaw
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Thats a glorious gif you have there.
Any chance to get the source?
User avatar #32 to #26 - Nihatclodra
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(09/02/2013) [-]
The gif is from Carnival Phantasm.
User avatar #28 to #26 - demotiveman
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I'm pretty sure it's from one of the Fate series. Maybe Fate/Zero.
User avatar #31 to #28 - Nihatclodra
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Fate/Zero would not have comedic scenes like that.

The gif is from Carnival Phantasm.
#30 to #28 - doggydoodooo
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(09/02/2013) [-]
It's a combination of many Type Moon works, one of which is is fate/stay night (The blue-haired man). I'm not sure about the white-haired women with the white cloth tho.   
   
Gif semi related (Fate/Zero).
It's a combination of many Type Moon works, one of which is is fate/stay night (The blue-haired man). I'm not sure about the white-haired women with the white cloth tho.

Gif semi related (Fate/Zero).
User avatar #27 to #26 - arreatface
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(09/01/2013) [-]
someone posted it and i saved it cause i throught it was glorious, cant say more :s
User avatar #49 - thejokermf
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(09/02/2013) [-]
It'd be weird if they were made of wood, wooden tit?
User avatar #53 to #49 - ManInKilt
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(09/02/2013) [-]
**** you thumb
#39 - stagger
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I'll admit to putting my boobs on subwoofers when I first saw this gif a while back.
I'll admit to putting my boobs on subwoofers when I first saw this gif a while back.
User avatar #40 to #39 - solarisofcelestia
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(09/02/2013) [-]
I was listening to techno music while looking at that gif. Perfect, thanks.
User avatar #41 to #39 - chewythewolftwo
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(09/02/2013) [-]
I feel like that would actually be pretty uncomfortable if you went on the sub itself..
User avatar #43 to #41 - stagger
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It was just more awkward than anything. I was fairly inebriated at the time.
User avatar #44 to #43 - chewythewolftwo
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Ahh, yeah, that makes sense lol. Drunk decisions are best decision
User avatar #45 to #44 - stagger
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(09/02/2013) [-]
True. I have the internet to thank for a lot of stupid ideas whilst under the influence.
#46 to #45 - chewythewolftwo
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Oh god yeah. Fortunately I tend to not drink too much purely for not wanting to get in to too much trouble, but I feel like I've learned some horrible science-ish tricks from here that would result in plenty of burns
Oh god yeah. Fortunately I tend to not drink too much purely for not wanting to get in to too much trouble, but I feel like I've learned some horrible science-ish tricks from here that would result in plenty of burns
#47 to #46 - stagger
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Seriously. Albeit a bit goofy when drunk, I tend to still understand well enough to not put myself in harms way. It hasn't always been the case, but I've learned.
Seriously. Albeit a bit goofy when drunk, I tend to still understand well enough to not put myself in harms way. It hasn't always been the case, but I've learned.
User avatar #48 to #47 - chewythewolftwo
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(09/02/2013) [-]
I'm not sure with myself, but either I haven't ever drank /enough/ or I have a really high tolerance, but I've never felt particularly inclined to do something stupid.
Though I kind of do want to make an explosive tennis ball...
User avatar #62 to #48 - stagger
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I understand that. I was stupid for a couple years. Grew out of it. However, in relation to the explosive tennis ball idea, I had a friend that as a prank, covered a tennis ball in gorilla glue and gasoline, then lit it and threw it at another friend. In the garage of first friends house. Needless to say, they both got pretty bad burns, and most of the house burnt down.
User avatar #63 to #62 - chewythewolftwo
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(09/02/2013) [-]
Jesus christ. Mind if I ask if your friends are full retard?
I was told to take all the heads off of strike anywhere matches and carefully put them in a tennis ball and then give it a toss nice and far away. I had a pyro friend I met this summer, lol
User avatar #64 to #63 - stagger
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Well it was almost seven years ago so I was in my early teens, so yes they were more than likely full retard. ^_^ That seems interesting, but unless you throw with extreme force I'm not sure it would work. Maybe with gun powder or another minor explosive. Like those snapper things kids throw at sidewalks. Hmmm.
User avatar #65 to #64 - chewythewolftwo
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Oh you'd be surprised, all those match heads in there take juuuust a bit of friction and the fireball is stupidly huge. Dude told me how to make thermite too but I forgot.. Probably for my own good, lol.
User avatar #66 to #65 - stagger
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That's crazy. I think I'll hold off on anything involving fire and/or explosives. Have you attempted it yet? Because if you do, you must film it. >_>
User avatar #67 to #66 - chewythewolftwo
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I actually haven't, but maybe some day soon when I have free time, I might, lol. Except I better be outside and not afraid to lost some skin in case it randomly blows up on me, haha. I think maybe I should stick to something less nefarious.. But I still really want to try it..
User avatar #54 to #45 - vatra
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Well considering your username... I don't think you can fully blame the internet.
User avatar #57 to #54 - stagger
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(09/02/2013) [-]
My username is in reference to video games.
You know, when you stagger an enemy.
#58 to #57 - vatra
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#7 - funmanigro
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(09/01/2013) [-]
>repost for the 31st time   
>not funny   
>beating a dead horse   
>mfw this gets to the frontpage
>repost for the 31st time
>not funny
>beating a dead horse
>mfw this gets to the frontpage
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#68 to #36 - funmanigro
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User avatar #52 to #7 - killerliquid
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That's the painful way of suicide with a noose. You gotta make sure the neck snaps.
User avatar #14 to #7 - aalexwtf
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(09/01/2013) [-]
What an inspiring shirt
#21 to #7 - pootington
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(09/01/2013) [-]
The **** is that retard doing??
User avatar #34 to #21 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account**
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suicide, on webcam
User avatar #22 to #21 - pootington
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(09/01/2013) [-]
Nevermind, he's committing suicide.
User avatar #38 to #22 - flammablefetus
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(09/02/2013) [-]
At first I thought he was clawing or scribbling on the wall, then I go to see it from the beginning.
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