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#162 - sloot ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Seriously though, people who steal **** are pathetic. They are ******* scum bags that prey on the hard work of others. They steal your **** while you aren't around and are too big of pussies to confront your about it. I got my laptop stolen my freshman year of college. It was locked to my desk but my roommate left the door open to our dorm. I don't even care about the computer, I just solely wish that I could have seen the kid who did it and beat his ******* ass half to death then have him taken to jail in hand cuffs. Cowards steal **** , men work their ass off for what they have.
#199 to #162 - herpymcderp (09/01/2013) [-]
Once there was a party at some guy's house from my college and this guy went into one of the bedrooms and tried to steal a laptop.  Well before he escaped, three other dudes caught him and whooped his ass right there.  Then the next day on campus there were fliers that had his picture, his name and his contact info and it said 'ask me what happens when you try to steal laptops.'
Once there was a party at some guy's house from my college and this guy went into one of the bedrooms and tried to steal a laptop. Well before he escaped, three other dudes caught him and whooped his ass right there. Then the next day on campus there were fliers that had his picture, his name and his contact info and it said 'ask me what happens when you try to steal laptops.'
#221 to #199 - sloot ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
that is real justice right there. Once a thief always a thief. I hope the justice system would back something like that up and realize how much more of a correction that piece of **** got from citizen's justice.
#172 to #168 - sloot ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, because that little scum bag bitch of society probably never learned his lesson. If he would have gotten caught by me he would have gotten his body broken and ended up with criminal charges. He has probably stolen all kinds of stuff from other people since then.
User avatar #180 to #172 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/01/2013) [-]
I agree with fuzzyballs.
#183 to #180 - sloot ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
unfortunately this is the internet and you won't ever get to know if I am completely full of **** or if I am a monster that trains for hours every single day... I guess that is the appeal of the internet for most people anyway...
User avatar #184 to #183 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/01/2013) [-]
It really doesn't matter internet or real life talking like that and trying to sound as tough as you are just makes you seem like a massive bitch.
#189 to #184 - sloot ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Yeah and do you know who comes off as an even bigger bitch? The tiny sack who tries to be hard and start **** with someone directly online. Like I said, I don't need or want to prove anything to you so kindly **** off good sir...
User avatar #190 to #189 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/01/2013) [-]
You don't need or want to prove anything yet you seem to be trying to so hard.

If you didn't need or want to you would have not said that. Nobody here is trying to be "hard" (I hate saying) but you. So really you are just making your self seem more like a bitch.
#193 to #190 - sloot ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
I ranted about something relevant to my own life from the premise of the content provided at hand. My language used was primarily due to the emotions I feel when I think about Thieves. Not because I a give a **** what random people on FJ think about me.

You decided to talk **** about something that has absolutely nothing to do with you. Your opinions have no validity behind them ("you look like a bitch"), and your argument is frankly weak. So if I sound like a bitch (by your logic) you look like a bitch and loser for deciding to insult to my rant, all the while never providing anything meaningful to the original topic I produced at hand...

Maybe next time try not to use flawed logic that collapses on itself and makes you look even more stupid than passive aggressively responding to other people's posts because you have nothing better to do.
User avatar #194 to #193 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/01/2013) [-]
Oh, what's that you trying to prove yourself again even though you "don't care" and aren't here to prove anything.

You should listen to your own advised before going around preaching it to others. That little saying practice what you preach. Don't give advice if you are not fallowing that advice in what you say yourself.
#198 to #194 - sloot ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
that is right, ignore all the truth that was spewed in your face and try and use your go to argument that hasn't worked from the start.

This is a free lesson in debating i'll enlighten you with. When someone makes a point that knocks out the non-existent leg you had to stand on in the first place, you can't just ignore the response and try and use more ******** to change the topic. This is over and I assume your are just going to continue writing more assumptions without any facts behind them some please forgive me I find you to be a waste of time...
User avatar #200 to #198 - sparkyoneonetwo (09/02/2013) [-]
That's a good lesson and all but it only works when it happens and right here that didn't happen.

Both or you last two post are noting but contractions to what you said in the first place about not having anything to prove or that you don't care. You are trying pretty hard to prove something you you don't care about. So not only have you made your self seem like a huge bitch you are lair as well. Lairs aren't much better than thieves there both pretty ****** types of people.
User avatar #176 to #172 - fuzzyballs (09/01/2013) [-]
....you are trying too hard to sound tough
it doesn't work online, you come over like a retard
#179 to #176 - sloot ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
fortunately I know my body size, strength, and training is well above your average person so unless the kid that stole my **** was carrying a gun, he would have not held up very well if a confrontation had played out.
User avatar #236 to #179 - fuzzyballs (09/02/2013) [-]
you shouldn't judge people by their looks, and all it takes is one well-aimed punch and you go down
#173 to #172 - learned (09/01/2013) [-]
i hate thieves also. Find the repulsive.
But sometimes a man can sink down so low that he'll do anything to survive.
Either that or his morals are pretty ****** up.
>MFW thieves.
#177 to #173 - sloot ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
I don't really care what the situation is. Someone else in some way, shape, or form had to work to obtain something. Out of a thieve's jealousy or "need to survive" (working multiple jobs never cross their mind...) they steal **** without realizing the impact it has on someone else because they are selfish.
User avatar #237 to #177 - fuzzyballs (09/02/2013) [-]
if stealing IS a last resort, I'm pretty sure working multiple jobs did cross their mind
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