Best Green Text Ever. . Anonymous (/ 30/ 12( Mon) : No 3252143 File: gif-( 55 KB, 281x326, cheetos/ gif) Friends set me up with qt affor sne night a sart of bli
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Best Green Text Ever

Anonymous (/ 30/ 12( Mon) : No 3252143
File: gif-( 55 KB, 281x326, cheetos/ gif)
Friends set me up with qt affor sne night a sart of blind date thing
cames to my house
4 recognize her. seen her in same of my classes but never to her
hit it off
both sitting my couch. laughing and having a good time
start inching closer and getting a little physical
4' m eating cheetas with sne hand and have my arm around hurwitz the other
of where. she grabs my cheats hand and shoves it down the front of her pants
4 still have a cheats clenched in my hand but she diesnt nitice because she has her eyes closed and she' s looking in the air
Just work ysub magic anon. We never been with a guy before"
4" ye never even touched a Osman before this point but I dsnt say anything
s wet as new orleans down there
4 start rubbing her clit with my finger, just like the internet told me to
means. says she wants to rememberance night forever
Put a finger in there tss_ anon. I think I we ysu already"
brain has entirely become spaghetti
4 take the cheats in that was in my palm with malingers, and slowly start to maye it into her clit to use as a dieds
begins moaning but then stops mid maan and looks at me
pulls my hand sut of her pants and sees the cheats just lying there in her panties
says "OH MY GOD WHAT THE **** , YOUR FRIENDS WERE RIGHT. YOU ARE A WEIRD CINE!"
4 feel like Ne transcended into an etheral realm of awkwardness
4 mutter Tm cheesy!"
says "LAGH!" and walks sut my front door
anyine because she' s SC) embarassed
4 never gs anither date
Friends make fun of me for eternity
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Submitted: 09/01/2013
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#4 - ihateallofyoualot **User deleted account** (09/01/2013) [-]
my favorite green text
#2 - brobathehutt (09/01/2013) [-]
"I'm d-dangerously cheesy"
Oh man you got me there.
#6 - lininop (09/02/2013) [-]
"into her clit"
I wasn't aware it worked like that...
#3 - daviid (09/01/2013) [-]
**daviid rolled a random image posted in comment #3713923 at Friendly ** this is the most beautiful post ive ever read in my life
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