From zero to hero. In other words: Alpha stories. File: , 500x498, ) Anonymous (ID: )( Wed) 22: 31: 08 UTE? No. 493969207 Beta to alpha stories we 20 shew girl
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From zero to hero

From zero to hero. In other words: Alpha stories. File: , 500x498, ) Anonymous (ID: )( Wed) 22: 31: 08 UTE? No. 493969207 Beta to alpha stories we 20 shew girl

In other words: Alpha stories

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Anonymous (ID: )( Wed) 22: 31: 08 UTE? No. 493969207
Beta to alpha stories
we 20
shew girl at my work, easily EMU
wwant to ask her out, get frendzoned instead
jaypeg
meme up with way to win her ever
path she takes heme each day
learner her in an alley wearing a mask
sshe doesn' t know it' s me
mag. blindfold and rape her
spuddenly stop
like something' s wrong
ibang en the wall a couple times and knock **** ever
Make mask off and pretend to shewn up and kicked rapists ass
Mind my girl, take blindfold off
Hell her it' ll be okay, he won' t bothering anymore
derive harte the hospital
her the whale time
whithin a month we' re dating
she' s my wife and has idea I raped her
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Submitted: 09/01/2013
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#31 - sirbutterballs (09/02/2013) [-]
This is between the fine lines of ****** up beyond belief and amazing hilarity.
#15 - cheno ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
"alpha"


Either it's fake or people are insane...
#18 to #15 - pentol (09/01/2013) [-]
it from 4chan, so it's probably both.
#19 to #18 - cheno ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
It's like, you rape a girl to get to know her and then you consider yourself alpha....

Just what....
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#9 to #3 - taurusguy (09/01/2013) [-]
WHAT IF, she enjoyed the bondage and rape fantasy OR what if he is just awesome in bed.
#26 to #3 - firereadyaim (09/01/2013) [-]
dude, i put my thumb in some dumb bitch who wanted me to take her virginity but i didnt want to have sex with her. she STILL thinks she isnt a virgin anymore
User avatar #4 to #3 - RaammKousen (09/01/2013) [-]
would you really think she'd pay attention to that?
User avatar #5 to #4 - wellimnotsure (09/01/2013) [-]
Didn't you know? In times of stress women's vagina's become so attuned to physical sensation that they can eve read braille with them.
User avatar #6 to #5 - RaammKousen (09/01/2013) [-]
1: no i havent heard that and
2: how would that come up like.
girl: hey baby
guy: yeah
girl: i just had a thought last time we did it
guy: and what about it
girl: well your dick feels like the guy who raped me
User avatar #7 to #6 - wellimnotsure (09/01/2013) [-]
s-a-r-c-a-s-m
User avatar #8 to #7 - RaammKousen (09/01/2013) [-]
you should know better than to use sarcasm on the internet
User avatar #32 to #8 - createdjustnow ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
the internet has a need for a sarcasm font
User avatar #30 to #5 - Blargosnarf (09/02/2013) [-]
Just like how in times of great distress a vagina will lock up and seal everything out, just like how when you're drowning your body automatically repels water from your lungs!
#24 - sidathon (09/01/2013) [-]
hfw
hfw
User avatar #10 - omninickk (09/01/2013) [-]
Then they just do tests on her and find your DNA traces inside her vagina and around the area. Also, where did the 'rapist' go? Don't you think she would expect him to be there as you undid the blindfold?
#12 to #10 - commonlyrare (09/01/2013) [-]
"kicked the rapists ass" she wouldve assumed the rapist ran away or something
User avatar #13 to #12 - omninickk (09/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, fair point. But still, DNA traces, man.
User avatar #27 to #13 - Pryda (09/01/2013) [-]
For a dna test to work they would need someone elses dna to compare it ..
#14 to #13 - commonlyrare (09/01/2013) [-]
dont DNA traces still cost a lot, too much for only a rape? not sure though
User avatar #22 to #14 - animalsgreenberet (09/01/2013) [-]
too much for a rape? uh, that's kinda ****** up dude. rape is a serious thing.
#23 to #22 - commonlyrare (09/01/2013) [-]
yeah, i know, but imagine if they had to pay for DNA traces for every rape victim in detroit? how would that work out?
User avatar #16 to #14 - omninickk (09/01/2013) [-]
You would think that, having been sexually assaulted, you shouldn't have to pay for it. It's like a service that logically SHOULD be provided by the government, just like contraception and abortion services when acceptable. It might cost, but a rape victim shouldn't have to pay for it. If they want to catch a rapist, they have to put money in.
#17 to #16 - commonlyrare (09/01/2013) [-]
i didnt mean the victim should pay, but that the government wouldnt pay for an expensive procedure like that for a common (depending on place) crime
User avatar #20 to #17 - omninickk (09/01/2013) [-]
I don't know how much it costs. However, rape isn't REALLY that common, but I guess I don't have enough knowledge on it to really go into the subject and defend my point. It was only just common sense.
#21 to #20 - commonlyrare (09/01/2013) [-]
point taken. i dont have much knowledge on the topic either and was just giving logical counter argument
User avatar #29 to #21 - cheatmasterjunk (09/02/2013) [-]
That's a very level-headed discussion you're having, but wouldn't you expect the DNA of a woman's husband to be on her vagina anyway?
User avatar #34 to #29 - omninickk (09/02/2013) [-]
But the rape happened BEFORE they were in a relationship and got married.
User avatar #35 to #34 - cheatmasterjunk (09/02/2013) [-]
Since the story ended with them being married I was assuming the discussion started at that point in time, presumably some months later.
User avatar #36 to #35 - omninickk (09/03/2013) [-]
The way I am looking at it is this:

Rape > DNA Test > Relationship > Marriage
#33 to #29 - commonlyrare (09/02/2013) [-]
They only became husband and wife long after the rape. The DNA trace wouldve been done right after, i would expect, so before they even had sex again
User avatar #1 - sawdragon (09/01/2013) [-]
wut.
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