From zero to hero. In other words: Alpha stories. File: , 500x498, ) Anonymous (ID: )( Wed) 22: 31: 08 UTE? No. 493969207 Beta to alpha stories we 20 shew girl
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From zero to hero

In other words: Alpha stories

File: , 500x498, )
Anonymous (ID: )( Wed) 22: 31: 08 UTE? No. 493969207
Beta to alpha stories
we 20
shew girl at my work, easily EMU
wwant to ask her out, get frendzoned instead
jaypeg
meme up with way to win her ever
path she takes heme each day
learner her in an alley wearing a mask
sshe doesn' t know it' s me
mag. blindfold and rape her
spuddenly stop
like something' s wrong
ibang en the wall a couple times and knock **** ever
Make mask off and pretend to shewn up and kicked rapists ass
Mind my girl, take blindfold off
Hell her it' ll be okay, he won' t bothering anymore
derive harte the hospital
her the whale time
whithin a month we' re dating
she' s my wife and has idea I raped her
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Submitted: 09/01/2013
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#3 - phoenikz has deleted their comment [+] (9 replies)
User avatar #4 to #3 - RaammKousen (09/01/2013) [-]
would you really think she'd pay attention to that?
#15 - cheno (09/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"alpha"


Either it's fake or people are insane...
#31 - sirbutterballs (09/02/2013) [-]
This is between the fine lines of ****** up beyond belief and amazing hilarity.
User avatar #10 - omninickk (09/01/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Then they just do tests on her and find your DNA traces inside her vagina and around the area. Also, where did the 'rapist' go? Don't you think she would expect him to be there as you undid the blindfold?
#12 to #10 - commonlyrare (09/01/2013) [-]
"kicked the rapists ass" she wouldve assumed the rapist ran away or something
#24 - sidathon (09/01/2013) [-]
hfw
hfw
User avatar #1 - sawdragon (09/01/2013) [-]
wut.
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