Fucked Up Poetry. IF you have a good one put it in the comics, I'll make another if I think of some new funny ones and you give suggestions. Credit will be give Hahahahahahhahah poop
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Fucked Up Poetry

Fucked Up Poetry. IF you have a good one put it in the comics, I'll make another if I think of some new funny ones and you give suggestions. Credit will be give

IF you have a good one put it in the comics, I'll make another if I think of some new funny ones and you give suggestions. Credit will be given!

Almost all of these are original
By: Airguitar
When I see you,
My body begins to thunda-
And out of nowhere,
Rises my
Roses are red,
Violetta's blue.
How can yeu say you love me,
If yeu wont even eat my poo?
It isn' t rape,
ifthey don' t say no.
It isn' t rape,
ifyou yell " raresel".
That' swhy I always carry duct tape.
And make sure to cover their eyes.
Could yeu please-
Loosen the chain around my knees
We been a good girl, and could use some food,
Please give me some when you are in the mood,
So please Father Steve, I promise I wont bite
Ifyou don' t release the dogs en me tonight.,
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Monthsago Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Withouth Name
The Baby is A Bastard
The Mother is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn' t
I watch you more than you think
In bed and in the shower, from the hall.
Hike yeu darling, in yew Hello Kitty all.
They say yeu are 14, I hope that they' re wrang.
I prefer my girls to be rather Young,
So that when I' m French kissing them, they wont bite my dengue.
So sweetie, tell me when Your ' t around,
Just give me a call and I will be there,
You may call me Pedobea r,
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#105 - JonnyDoe **User deleted account** (05/31/2010) [+] (9 replies)
sex is a sensation
thats caused by temptation
a guy puts his destination
in a girls location
to increase the population
for the next generation
do you get my explanation
or do you need a demonstration
#427 - FutherMucker (06/01/2010) [+] (9 replies)
There once was a guy named Dave,
Who dug up a whore from a grave.
She was moldy and ****** ,
And only had one titty
But look at the money he saved!
User avatar #145 - LeoLeonardoIII (05/31/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Roses are red
Poems are corny
Take me to bed cause I'm feeling horny
When roses are red, they need to be plucked
And the next time I see you, your gonna get ******
Your so sexy, you drive me insane
Without you I feel so much pain
Your sexy voice puts me in a slumber
Oh **** , I'm sorry, I got the wrong number.
User avatar #264 - coonar (06/01/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I have a knife
Get in the van.
User avatar #408 - welshithappens (06/01/2010) [+] (10 replies)
roses are red
violets are blue
I've got a gun
Now get in the ******* van
User avatar #255 - jaquewells (06/01/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Lifes a waste of time.
Times a waste of life.
So get wasted all the time,
and have the time of your life.
User avatar #422 - AlreadyExists (06/01/2010) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
In soviet Russia,
Poem write you!
User avatar #286 - IamBored (06/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Roses are #F000
Violets are #000F
All my base
Are belong to you
#336 - Pretel **User deleted account** (06/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get in a van
Its said FREE CANDY but the doors was closed by a man
He says"we're gonna have fun and you can scream i dont care"
But Chris Hansen pulled up beside him and said, " why don't you have a seat over there"
User avatar #417 - hairyburger (06/01/2010) [-]
MY blood if red
my heart is gold
Get on your knees
And do what your told
#309 - Chizo **User deleted account** (06/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poem writes you!

Btw number 4 reminded me of Fritzel. :I
User avatar #242 - ShaiShai (06/01/2010) [-]
Roses are red
Your waffle is blue
Get it sorted out
Or no sex for you!
#236 - TheRealMurderface **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #464 - GoldenHippo (06/01/2010) [-]
I saw this chick and she looked pretty hot
So I thought to myself, "Hey man, why not?"
So I bought her a drink and we chatted a bit
We went back to her place and started some ****
We banged and we banged 'til the wee hours of night
Shoulda seen her tits; man, they were a sight!
So then I looked back at her in her panties and socks
She started playing with something...
User avatar #387 - Evuslant (06/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
User avatar #69 - ProfessorOak (05/31/2010) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Wait, where is my foreskin?
oh wait, ima jew =3
User avatar #402 - baambooki (06/01/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll **** you with a rake
#401 - babyjezus **User deleted account** (06/01/2010) [+] (2 replies)
dimes are silver
pennys are brass
why does ur face look like ur ass
#399 - babyjezus **User deleted account** (06/01/2010) [-]
roses are red
violets are blue
god made me pretty
wtf happened to you
User avatar #78 - DmaverickLC (05/31/2010) [-]
Roses are grey
Violets are grey
**** , i'm color blind
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