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#44 - fadetometallica (09/01/2013) [-]
Superman having the best powers.
Hah.
User avatar #91 to #44 - Ruspanic (09/01/2013) [-]
Martian Manhunter has some pretty kickass powers, too.

-super-strength
-super-speed
-super-endurance
-invulnerability
-invisibility
-flight
-shape-shifting, including being able to change size
-mind-reading
-telepathy
-telekinesis
-hypnosis/mind control
-x-ray vision
-phasing through solid objects
-energy beams from his eyes
-force-field projection
-regeneration
-superhuman senses
-vortex breath
-Batman-like detective skills
User avatar #108 to #91 - fadetometallica (09/01/2013) [-]
Pretty sure Supes actually declared Martian Manhunter to be the most powerful being in the universe.
Though I'd personally still bet on Flash in a fight, as all he'd have to do to beat really anyone is pull them into the Speed Force. Then it's over.
User avatar #110 to #108 - Ruspanic (09/01/2013) [-]
I think Superman called him the most powerful being on Earth. It's hard to match J'onn's range of powers, but I'm pretty sure there are beings out there who are more powerful overall.

Also J'onn has that weakness to fire thing, which is like the most easily exploitable weakness ever.
#101 to #91 - wtfduud (09/01/2013) [-]
That sounds like Superman Psychic edition.
#89 to #44 - KungFuZerO (09/01/2013) [-]
I read the comment and thought " **** this guy, everyone knows Superman rocks" and then I expanded, read the title, and thumbed up before reading the rest of this goddamn hilarious post.
#69 to #44 - triggathepirate (09/01/2013) [-]
Wow... I mean... Ghost Rider is my favorite in general but, when it came to DC flash was second to Static for me.. But damn.
Wow... I mean... Ghost Rider is my favorite in general but, when it came to DC flash was second to Static for me.. But damn.
#64 to #44 - thechosentroll (09/01/2013) [-]
"You moved the stairs of Soviet Russia." Oh god, it hurts.
"You moved the stairs of Soviet Russia." Oh god, it hurts.
User avatar #53 to #44 - yamiyo (09/01/2013) [-]
I started losing my **** at the mom and stairs bit, but I really couldn't keep it together in that last line. Worth the read. Also Flash is my favorite super hero so props to the OP of that wall o' text.
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