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User avatar #12 - konradkurze (09/01/2013) [-]
dead things left for a long time turn to oil?

okay so how long before usa invades that graveyard in france with the hundreds of thousands of WW2 casualties drilling the mass of dead for oil
User avatar #13 to #12 - vatra ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Approximately 65 million years from now.
User avatar #14 to #13 - konradkurze (09/01/2013) [-]
and by then usa will have filled up enough graveyards with dead arabs to have a reserve supply
User avatar #15 to #14 - vatra ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
By that point, HOPEFULLY oil will be obsolete. Or humans won't be around anymore.
User avatar #26 to #15 - lurg (09/01/2013) [-]
hopefully the latter, eh? **** humans
User avatar #27 to #26 - vatra ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Does seem to be a plausible end. People are doing a pretty good job of ******* over future generations.
User avatar #28 to #27 - lurg (09/01/2013) [-]
yup. ******* it over hard and often.
User avatar #29 to #28 - vatra ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
With a rusty spatula.
User avatar #30 to #29 - lurg (09/01/2013) [-]
lubed with icy-hot and thorns
User avatar #32 to #30 - vatra ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Sounds pretty accurate.
#33 to #32 - lurg (09/01/2013) [-]
this is a basic image of what we are portraying....essentially.
#35 to #33 - vatra ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
That, combined with this.
That, combined with this.
User avatar #37 to #35 - lurg (09/01/2013) [-]
oh sweet JESUS WTF

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
User avatar #38 to #37 - vatra ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
It's a wonder we don't all waddle and limp.
User avatar #39 to #38 - lurg (09/01/2013) [-]
oh, indeed.
User avatar #16 to #15 - konradkurze (09/01/2013) [-]
well at first glance i think itwill end up like this FPS game i played where oil become so scarce that major wars are fought over the last remaining supplies (coincidentally i think it was themed allied nations vs a russian/arab union)

then after that, the last dregs of oil will be saved solely for the rich and the military/police while the general population will be forced into stuff like bicycles/horses etc...or public transport will run on state controlled supplies of renewable energy

i think it would be better if humans had WW3 **** everything up, and had to start again from scratch rather than living in a totalitarian state system
User avatar #17 to #16 - vatra ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
I don't see it going that way. I see by the time oil gets scarce enough to actually care, there won't be a true need to it anymore. The only ones that are going to raise hell are the oil companies because they will slowly go bankrupt unless they invest in other energy methods.
User avatar #19 to #17 - konradkurze (09/01/2013) [-]
well one angle to it would be, that the oil companies will lose power and the natural fuler methods will become more popular by necessity

with nestle already trying to push for privatizing fresh water....how long before they pounce on any natural plants that can be converted into sustainable fuel

either oil companies expanding into natural fuels or food companies doing it....we'll still have our power sources held in the iron grip of tyrants
User avatar #20 to #19 - vatra ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
I don't doubt that. I'm just saying it won't be oil for too much longer.
User avatar #21 to #20 - konradkurze (09/01/2013) [-]
well there will be other means of fuel,,and they will quickly come under corporate control

those who hold the reigns of power will stop at nothing to keep holding on
User avatar #23 to #21 - vatra ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Indeed.
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