I'm expecting. Lightbulb gets it. I love the term 'we' re expecting' when talking about pregnancy, because it makes it sound like there' s more than one outcome
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I'm expecting

Lightbulb gets it

I love the term 'we' re expecting' when
talking about pregnancy, because it
makes it sound like there' s more than one
outcome.
Yeah, we' re expecting a baby
But it could be a velociraptor.
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Submitted: 08/31/2013
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#1 - StarvedSouthKorean (08/31/2013) [+] (9 replies)
We're expecting a baby, but it could be a miscarriage.
User avatar #48 - OldSnake ONLINE (09/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Yeah, we're expecting a baby.

But it could be a deep dish pizza.
#7 - kampi (08/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**kampi rolled a random image posted in comment #17 at Good Guy Mosquito **
< mfw I give birth to a velociraptor
User avatar #20 - nativninja ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
were expecting a baby, but it might ******* die.
#59 - Rikari (09/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Hug me daddy!"
#61 to #59 - reican (09/01/2013) [-]
When your grades are better, I will reconsider, son.
#22 - dildosisafag ONLINE (09/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Love your name op <3
#46 - neznanc **User deleted account** (09/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This can only happen if you get blessed by Raptor god.

“He went extinct for your sins to save you from Satanasaurus Rex”
~ Cretaceous 3:27

“Beware the VelociRapture and the second coming of Raptor Jesus...”
~ Crazy Religious Drunk
#14 - stagger (09/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#11 - harbingerwolf (08/31/2013) [-]
I wish we could have raptor children, raptors are the **** .
#63 - oniiking (09/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Weird **** happens when you leave your egg alone.
User avatar #69 to #63 - darthdingo (09/02/2013) [-]
Just finished reading the manga. It's glorious!
#55 - pokemonstheshiz (09/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #44 - theshadowed (09/01/2013) [-]
That isn't a ******* velocirpator

Imagine a velociraptor as a very log and thin prehistoric chicken that could rip your face off
#37 - StarvedSouthKorean (09/01/2013) [-]
It could be dead.
#15 - poniesnstuff (09/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I WILL have sex with any person/animal to have a velociraptor baby

That is not family
User avatar #60 - elcreepo (09/01/2013) [-]
It could be the antichrist with one eyeball.
User avatar #58 - theusamajunk (09/01/2013) [-]
Or maybe it means that there is still a chance that the baby could die and you would end up with a fetus corpse!
User avatar #54 - KayRed (09/01/2013) [-]
They probably say it out of superstition, because you didn't want to say you were gonna have a baby, when there was a good chance the baby would die...
#9 - StarvedSouthKorean (08/31/2013) [-]
I hope I have a Velociraptor
#4 - papaspipi (08/31/2013) [-]
**papaspipi rolled a random image posted in comment #104 at FunnyJunk Party! **   
&gt;We're expecting this and we are so excited about it!
**papaspipi rolled a random image posted in comment #104 at FunnyJunk Party! **
>We're expecting this and we are so excited about it!
User avatar #2 - justanhyena (08/31/2013) [-]
It could be a clever girl...
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