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Stroking

Sn , truley in class my teacher was
trying tn be funny. She was telling pretty lame
jokes, but then came rrp. was
Whats the difference between a carpenter and
wru: and without thiinking i blurted curt "I
don' t shake my carpenter". I detention
far have weeks. Just samething I thorught yen
guys would get a kick nut Inf!
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User avatar #13 - dojokanojocho (09/01/2013) [-]
Knowing OP, he probably would stroke his carpenter.

Get it? Because he's a fag- aw forget it.
#28 - whitenerdy (09/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Detention for two weeks   
>For making a masturbation joke.   
   
I remember when I went to middle school.
>Detention for two weeks
>For making a masturbation joke.

I remember when I went to middle school.
#8 - solitaryweasel (09/01/2013) [-]
Someone made a sexual reference. OP sure knows what we get a kick out of.
Someone made a sexual reference. OP sure knows what we get a kick out of.
#27 - stoicnick (09/01/2013) [+] (25 replies)
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3547200 at Friendly ** ******* worth it
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User avatar #51 - metalmind (09/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Why the **** would anybody get detention for that?
#9 - cjwers (09/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I imagine the teacher's face when...
I imagine the teacher's face when...
User avatar #85 - xgrandmoffx (09/01/2013) [-]
What is the difference between a carpenter and wood?

Who cares. I wanna make a joke about how phanact is a carpenter who likes to touch wood all day.
#73 - blizzeh ONLINE (09/01/2013) [+] (16 replies)
What does a programmer use for birth control?
His personality
#63 - angelious (09/01/2013) [-]
as a carpenter this brought me great delight



and sadness.... **** you for not stroking your carpenter...
#21 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
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#1 - snoopi (08/31/2013) [-]
I got a kick out of it...
I got a kick out of it...
User avatar #72 - xoyv (09/01/2013) [-]
what's the difference between a carpenter and wood?


nothing, you can nail them both
#70 - moketu (09/01/2013) [-]
Oh i get it you dint raise your hand to ask permission thats why you got detention
#69 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (09/01/2013) [-]
Worth it because I laughed
#59 - matrixone (09/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#94 - anonymous (09/01/2013) [-]
stroking the wood is the same as marturbateing
#91 - anonymous (09/01/2013) [-]
detention for two weeks? you living in some kinda catholic school?
User avatar #3 - Cookiez (08/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Getting detention for telling a joke

This **** seriously happens?
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