Stroking. . Sn , truley in class my teacher was trying tn be funny. She was telling pretty lame jokes, but then came rrp. was Whats the difference between a car Stroking Sn truley in class my teacher was trying tn be funny She telling pretty lame jokes but then came rrp Whats the difference between a car
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Sn , truley in class my teacher was
trying tn be funny. She was telling pretty lame
jokes, but then came rrp. was
Whats the difference between a carpenter and
wru: and without thiinking i blurted curt "I
don' t shake my carpenter". I detention
far have weeks. Just samething I thorught yen
guys would get a kick nut Inf!
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #13 - dojokanojocho
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(09/01/2013) [-]
Knowing OP, he probably would stroke his carpenter.

Get it? Because he's a fag- aw forget it.
#28 - whitenerdy
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(09/01/2013) [-]
>Detention for two weeks   
>For making a masturbation joke.   
   
I remember when I went to middle school.
>Detention for two weeks
>For making a masturbation joke.

I remember when I went to middle school.
User avatar #29 to #28 - edgecutter
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This happened to me in high school:
>Classroom was smelly
>Teacher opens window and rants about how we should open our windows
>She asks: So what's the first thing you do in the morning?
>Random guy in class blurts out without thinking: "FAPPING!"
#71 to #29 - shrekdurself
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This actually happened to me in School
>In classroom
>Teacher lights a cigar due to the depression we caused to him
>He asks why are we human
>I shout GO GO POWER RANGERS
>Then all 5 Mighty Morphing Power Rangers bust through the window and start stroking their dicks against the wall
>Their cum is matched to the colors of their suits
>The cum makes a rumbling noise and makes rainbows and happiness
>Our teacher commits suicide in the process
User avatar #93 to #71 - theturtletrolley
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But...But.. There were 6 Mighty Morphing Power Rangers and 2 were female....
#8 - solitaryweasel
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(09/01/2013) [-]
Someone made a sexual reference. OP sure knows what we get a kick out of.
Someone made a sexual reference. OP sure knows what we get a kick out of.
#27 - stoicnick
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**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3547200 at Friendly ** ******* worth it
User avatar #31 to #27 - paintballgun
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Spicy chicken sandwiches are something anybody would do for
#32 to #31 - stoicnick
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**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at Matrix Error ** damn right they are
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at Matrix Error ** damn right they are
#33 to #32 - paintballgun
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**paintballgun rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at That's right, it's a title ** **** yea man
#34 to #33 - stoicnick
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**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #737188 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** i usually order like four of those mother ******* because **** fries and a drink
#35 to #34 - paintballgun
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**paintballgun rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at (untitled) ** last time i ordered like 13 of em and boy let me tell that was a hell of a day
#55 to #35 - ignored
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**ignored rolled a random image posted in comment #224 at Help **
**ignored rolled a random image posted in comment #224 at Help **
#88 to #55 - ihavefever
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#54 to #35 - ignored
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User avatar #56 to #54 - paintballgun
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change image with picture and your good. Try again
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintballgun
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nvm
#36 to #35 - stoicnick
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**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3516611 at Friendly ** i like getting them from carl'sjr. but if you don't eat them within like an hour they get all soggy and gross because their lettuce suck ass
#37 to #36 - paintballgun
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**paintballgun rolled a random image posted in comment #72 at The good life ** Carls Jr makes some good ass chicken sammich's. I usually take out the lettuce when i get them.
**paintballgun rolled a random image posted in comment #72 at The good life ** Carls Jr makes some good ass chicken sammich's. I usually take out the lettuce when i get them.
#38 to #37 - stoicnick
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**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #5978814 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** yeah but i usually get like five or six when i get a game so i can beat it in one sitting and i don't want them to get all weird by opening them so the lettuce ens up leaving a weird taste...but they still rock...if i didn't have a high metabolism i'd be screwed....
#40 to #38 - paintballgun
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**paintballgun rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Akoogly eyes ** Yea I do the same when I play except with a **** ton more. i have a average metabolism. I like gain some 2 pounds go run and im good
#41 to #40 - stoicnick
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**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at macs ** i don't exercise for **** except for P.E. and i'm in shape as ****....i'm not looking forward to getting older...dammit now i want a spicy chicken sammich
#42 to #41 - paintballgun
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**paintballgun rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at ichigo ** I have to work out since im heading into marines next year. And I do too.. wanna do lunch some time?
#43 to #42 - stoicnick
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**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #106 at Vegans ** i'm technically pretty young so that would be a no, but i want to join the air force or the marines...just some branch of the military.
#44 to #43 - paintballgun
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**paintballgun rolled a random image posted in comment #737572 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** Well it was worth a shot haha. Do what ever you want man. Just look at each branch carefully and talk to recruiters about what type of things you'll be expected to do. And don't believe the recruiter on everything they say.
#45 to #44 - stoicnick
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**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #3447446 at Friendly ** talk to a recruiter but don't trust them completely...i'll try to do that....so since i'm trying to get into the military i must ask, why are interested in the marines?
#46 to #45 - paintballgun
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**paintballgun rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at Best limbo player ever ** I always wanted to be one since I was a little kid. I never really thought about it. I just always wanted to be a Marine. I guess for the brotherhood in there and maybe because I have a good friend in there too.
#47 to #46 - stoicnick
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**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at Good guy Tom ** now i'm going to have to go look into these ************* badasses so i can decide
#48 to #47 - paintballgun
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**paintballgun rolled a random image posted in comment #3550673 at Friendly ** alright man you take care out there and if you go into Marines and make it past basic look me up. Salguero, Nery
#49 to #48 - stoicnick
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**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at KOTH ** you got it man, don't die before i get out there
**stoicnick rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at KOTH ** you got it man, don't die before i get out there
#50 to #49 - paintballgun
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**paintballgun rolled a random image posted in comment #5753713 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** I won't let myself die and if I do I hope it will be in a pile of brass. May your aim be true, friend.
#52 to #50 - stoicnick
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here's some inspiration...i don't know how it's inspirational but i rolled it and i thought it was amusing, good luck.
User avatar #51 - metalmind
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Why the **** would anybody get detention for that?
User avatar #58 to #51 - tehlulzbringer
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being a tasteless immature little twat seems like a good reason to give someone detention
User avatar #66 to #58 - metalmind
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So you think you are above others and able to judge them?
I don't share his humor either, and don't even find it that funny, but you can't punish somebody for his sense of humor.
That's why schnitzel, even though hes a despicable racist, wasn't banned yet.
User avatar #67 to #66 - minnten
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It doesn't seem like he was trying to assert he was above anyone, considering immaturity isn't a style or a sense of humor, it's just a lack of maturity.

you may not have realized you were judging him based on what he said, so I just wanted to point that out.
User avatar #65 to #58 - theshadowed
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Jeez, it wasn't that bad of a joke. Just because you're so much maturerer than the rest of us lowlives doesn't mean you get to be an ass
User avatar #62 to #58 - GIJorge
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So every guy from 13 to 20ish years old?
User avatar #64 to #51 - weenieandthebutt
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That's because he's still in god damn middle school
User avatar #78 to #51 - thirdjess
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It's a joke about masturbation in class, in middle school. Funny, tasteless or no, there's a place and time for everything and that is not one of them.
#9 - cjwers
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I imagine the teacher's face when...
I imagine the teacher's face when...
User avatar #53 to #9 - cazabrow
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why would he get a two weeks detention if the teacher found it funny.
User avatar #86 to #9 - ihavefever
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*roll image*
User avatar #85 - xgrandmoffx
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(09/01/2013) [-]
What is the difference between a carpenter and wood?

Who cares. I wanna make a joke about how phanact is a carpenter who likes to touch wood all day.
User avatar #63 - angelious
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as a carpenter this brought me great delight



and sadness....**** you for not stroking your carpenter...
#21 - motherfuckingkenji
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#1 - snoopi
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(08/31/2013) [-]
I got a kick out of it...
I got a kick out of it...