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#9 - yourbutthurt
Reply +54
(08/31/2013) [-]
I'm pregnant and this ***** freaking me out. What the ****..
#267 to #9 - masterboll
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
#268 to #267 - yourbutthurt
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
I'm not 16, I live on my own, and I pay my bills. I don't think I qualify. Darn.
#271 to #268 - masterboll
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(09/01/2013) [-]
#273 to #271 - yourbutthurt
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
You mean I can has a baby and get my egamecation at the same time? Just kidding. I have a scholarship, I'm just waiting till after my kids born to start school. To sick to go right now. Whoever said pregnancy was this amazing, ******* rainbows and sunshine crap, lied.
#274 to #273 - masterboll
Reply -1
(09/01/2013) [-]
get offended already, faggot
#275 to #274 - yourbutthurt
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
I'm not easily offended.
#276 to #275 - masterboll
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(09/01/2013) [-]
#277 to #276 - yourbutthurt
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
I don't even know how that's supposed to offend me? But no
#279 to #277 - masterboll
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(09/01/2013) [-]
#280 to #279 - yourbutthurt
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
Oh yeah it reeks.
#281 to #280 - masterboll
Reply -1
(09/01/2013) [-]
pics or it didnt happen
#282 to #281 - yourbutthurt
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
Smells so bad this guy had to wear a gas mask.
#283 to #282 - masterboll
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(09/01/2013) [-]
#284 to #283 - yourbutthurt
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
You asked for it. I only delivered.
#285 to #284 - masterboll
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
i dont think you actually delivered anythig
#286 to #285 - yourbutthurt
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
That's a matter of opinion good sir.
#287 to #286 - masterboll
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
its pretty much factual
#288 to #287 - yourbutthurt
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
#289 to #288 - masterboll
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
the **** am i supposed to do with that?
#290 to #289 - yourbutthurt
0
(09/01/2013) [-]
Stare at it, and let the butt hurt flow through you.
#130 to #9 - delphine
Reply +2
(09/01/2013) [-]
it's a good think you're not a nurse then because if you're a nurse you know about how many different things could go wrong with your baby.
the important thing to remember is that those cases are very very rare
#55 to #9 - hurrdurka
Reply +2
(08/31/2013) [-]
Show us your tits maybe?
#56 to #55 - hurrdurka
Reply 0
(08/31/2013) [-]
Nvm just noticed your profile picture...
#58 to #56 - yourbutthurt
Reply +1
(08/31/2013) [-]
Whats wrong with my profile picture? O.o
#180 to #58 - elcreepo
Reply -1
(09/01/2013) [-]
Let me break this to you gently.

You look mean, strange, and borderline unattractive. Especially since a good 2/3s of your tits are visible.
#272 to #180 - yourbutthurt
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
Hey I like my 3 boobs, I can go by the nickname Triple Nipple.
#152 to #58 - catassassin
Reply +2
(09/01/2013) [-]
He's saying that you're already showing em.
#138 to #58 - ericbeagles
Reply -3
(09/01/2013) [-]
I'm gonna answer for him, and simply say the following.

You are not good looking by many people's standards. Of course, everything is subjective, but still.
#269 to #138 - yourbutthurt
Reply 0
(09/01/2013) [-]
Aww see now me feeling are all hurt and junk.
#220 to #138 - jashinist
Reply +1
(09/01/2013) [-]
Person comments on FJ, and you're preoccupied with telling them how unattractive you find them to be.



Seriously, FJ? Seriously? I could understand if she was flaunting her looks or something, but she wasn't, she was just talking about her pregnancy. Come on guys, we're better than this.
#292 to #220 - ericbeagles
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(09/03/2013) [-]
I misinterpreted the comment I attempted to clarify, which was why I said what I said. It wasn't just random. Anyway, what I said is true, and that cannot be denied.
#270 to #220 - yourbutthurt
Reply +1
(09/01/2013) [-]
This is the internet, I would expect nothing less.
#50 to #9 - anon
Reply 0
(08/31/2013) [-]
Best of luck
#27 to #9 - jajathezombie
Reply +6
(08/31/2013) [-]
Look up how many babies are born each year without assholes.
#30 to #27 - yourbutthurt
Reply +7
(08/31/2013) [-]
Don't worry he'll have an asshole, look at his father.
#22 to #9 - anon
Reply 0
(08/31/2013) [-]
I curse your baby....I'm sorry that was mean.... I'm not lifting the curse
#12 to #9 - blacklite
Reply +249
(08/31/2013) [-]
Congratulations on your cyclops baby.
#174 to #12 - greenstrongworld
Reply +1
(09/01/2013) [-]
HA HA HA LASERS
#113 to #12 - lightninghedgehog
Reply +44
(09/01/2013) [-]
*cyclops baby with 2 heads and a tail, whose basketball sized testicles glow in the dark.
#140 to #113 - snowshark
Reply +3
(09/01/2013) [-]
Well you could always sell your dignity to reality T.V. for a ******** of cash.
#119 to #113 - scumbagposter
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(09/01/2013) [-]
#16 to #12 - logiblack ONLINE
Reply +2
(08/31/2013) [-]
But I think she has nothing to worry about, it will have it's other eye with an extra head.
#45 to #16 - anon
Reply 0
(08/31/2013) [-]
why would you want an eye on your penis?
#61 to #45 - faggotishshit
Reply +1
(08/31/2013) [-]
Why wouldn't you?
#63 to #61 - yourbutthurt
Reply +2
(08/31/2013) [-]
When you cum you could use the line "its just crying" and it would be legit.
#64 to #63 - faggotishshit
Reply +1
(08/31/2013) [-]
We might be up to something here.
#75 to #64 - yourbutthurt
Reply +1
(08/31/2013) [-]
This is the revolution.
#76 to #75 - faggotishshit
Reply +1
(08/31/2013) [-]
Maybe it's time!
#78 to #76 - yourbutthurt
Reply +1
(08/31/2013) [-]
I think you're ready..
#80 to #78 - faggotishshit
Reply +2
(08/31/2013) [-]
I don't need you to think, I need you to be completely certain.
#85 to #80 - yourbutthurt
Reply +2
(09/01/2013) [-]
It's time young grasshopper.
#86 to #85 - faggotishshit
Reply +1
(09/01/2013) [-]
What was I supposed to do, again?
#87 to #86 - yourbutthurt
Reply +1
(09/01/2013) [-]
develop an eye on your penis, and cry with it. I think, I got lost in the revolution.
#89 to #87 - faggotishshit
Reply +2
(09/01/2013) [-]
Developing an eye on my penis : 1.23% complete.
Crying with it : 0.00% complete.

Press ESC to abort.
#91 to #89 - yourbutthurt
Reply +2
(09/01/2013) [-]
No this is happening
#92 to #91 - faggotishshit
Reply +2
(09/01/2013) [-]
Developing an eye on my penis : 69.34% complete.
Crying with it : 0.00% complete.

Press ESC to abort.
#94 to #92 - faggotishshit
Reply +3
(09/01/2013) [-]
Developing an eye on my penis : 100.00% complete.
Crying with it : 0.00% complete.

Press ESC to abort.

Are you sure you want to proceed to the next stage : Crying with it (Y/N)
#95 to #94 - yourbutthurt
Reply +2
(09/01/2013) [-]
Come to far to turn back now.
#97 to #95 - faggotishshit
Reply +3
(09/01/2013) [-]
Done, I have successfully developed an eye on my penis.

I asked a random passerby on the street to wipe away me tears, she cut my penis off.

Experiment failed.
#98 to #97 - yourbutthurt
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(09/01/2013) [-]
It was all in the name of science. Sorry about the whole getting your penis cut off thing.
#93 to #92 - yourbutthurt
Reply +1
(09/01/2013) [-]
When you're done ask someone to wipe away your tears.
#99 to #93 - faggotishshit
Reply +1
(09/01/2013) [-]
Don't worry, I'll grow another one.
#23 to #16 - yourbutthurt
Reply +1
(08/31/2013) [-]
Why think with one head when you could have two?
#13 to #12 - yourbutthurt
Reply +5
(08/31/2013) [-]
That would be my luck.