"Was that my tooth?". . when you eating something soft, and it crunches CRUNCH. I lose my shit and spit the food out
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"Was that my tooth?"

when you eating something soft,
and it crunches
CRUNCH
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Submitted: 08/31/2013
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User avatar #44 - misfitsftw (08/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
maybe a spider snuck into your food
#30 - improbable (08/31/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**improbable rolled a random image posted in comment #5736213 at Admin's personal trolling board. ** when i eat bread and i hear crunch
#64 - geologist (09/01/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I bit into a tooth at pizza hut. Not my tooth, oh no no. A baby tooth. A molar. Inside the stuffed crust.

This is the reason I have trust issues.
#77 to #64 - benocho (09/01/2013) [-]
don't you mean 'crust' issues?
#11 - lolidragon (08/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I lose my shit and spit the food out
I lose my shit and spit the food out
#57 - zenkon (09/01/2013) [+] (15 replies)
something like that happen to me years ago, I was making chocolate milk and I new the chocolate was a bit old but any way, its smell good, looks good, it's good!. then proceed to make it, then drink it. As you might know sometimes, if the milk it's to cold it get lumps of chocolate, so I like to chew the big ones, but this time it have so many of those, then all of a sudden, when I chew one, it tasted bitter....what? then another one the same and I was about to chew the third one who was on my tongue and it started to move!

Fuck, what the fuck is this, then spit it out to see what was that, it where grubs!, turn to se my milk and they were there swiming or drowning, I don't know, the rest of the day I only drink water. So since that, from time to time, when I make something like this and I know it's old, I start to check for bugs or lumps of dry chocolate/powder.
#2 - sequel (08/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Happens whenever I eat Honey Bunches.
#89 - ediblepandas (09/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Once I was eating oatmeal that my mom made for me. I took my first bite without looking. There was a weird crunch. Out of the corner of my eye I saw movement in the bowl. Turned out there were dozens of oatmeal colored maggots in my oatmeal.
Once I was eating oatmeal that my mom made for me. I took my first bite without looking. There was a weird crunch. Out of the corner of my eye I saw movement in the bowl. Turned out there were dozens of oatmeal colored maggots in my oatmeal.
#26 - decoyoctopus (08/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You guys know that there's a maximum amount of "unavoidable" FDA approved defects allowed in your food, right?   
   
These include but are not limited to: rat turds, insect fragments, fly eggs, rodent hairs etc...   
   
Here are some statistics if you're interested...   
 Pizza sauce; 30 fly eggs per 100 grams   
                Chocolate: 60 or more insect parts per 100g   
                Peanut butter: 1 or more rodent hairs per 100g   
                Wheat: 9mg or rodent droppings per Kilogram   
                Pasta: 225 Insect Fragments In 6 Or More Samples   
                Paprika: 75 Insect Fragments Per 25 Grams   
                   
                Anyway, I think you get the picture...
You guys know that there's a maximum amount of "unavoidable" FDA approved defects allowed in your food, right?

These include but are not limited to: rat turds, insect fragments, fly eggs, rodent hairs etc...

Here are some statistics if you're interested...
Pizza sauce; 30 fly eggs per 100 grams
Chocolate: 60 or more insect parts per 100g
Peanut butter: 1 or more rodent hairs per 100g
Wheat: 9mg or rodent droppings per Kilogram
Pasta: 225 Insect Fragments In 6 Or More Samples
Paprika: 75 Insect Fragments Per 25 Grams

Anyway, I think you get the picture...
#33 to #26 - Ardoyanconorvich (08/31/2013) [-]
I request at least that amount of defecation and insect body parts in my meals. I figure if you are what you eat Ill end up looking like this after a few years.
#82 - feelythefeel (09/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I once found a piece of glass in my grilled cheese.
User avatar #81 - traveltech ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
When eating something crunchy, and one piece is soft
#1 - psychoticcaleb (08/31/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I couldn't help myself.....
#78 - coaldawg (09/01/2013) [-]
Super cool story time:   
>Go to KFC with friends for lunch   
>No boneless available   
>Order some wings   
>Friend 1 wants to try some chicken   
>Everyone tells him its the new boneless wings   
>Grabs a wing   
>CRUNCH   
>Everyone's FW he ate the bones (and chipped a tooth)
Super cool story time:
>Go to KFC with friends for lunch
>No boneless available
>Order some wings
>Friend 1 wants to try some chicken
>Everyone tells him its the new boneless wings
>Grabs a wing
>CRUNCH
>Everyone's FW he ate the bones (and chipped a tooth)
#38 - personinpajamas ONLINE (08/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
In 6th grade I was eating a brownie and all of a sudden there was was something hard and I couldn't crush it with my teeth, so naturally I swallowed it thinking it was an abnormally hard peanut. Later on I realized a tooth that had been loose for a while was missing. Mfw I put the pieces together.
In 6th grade I was eating a brownie and all of a sudden there was was something hard and I couldn't crush it with my teeth, so naturally I swallowed it thinking it was an abnormally hard peanut. Later on I realized a tooth that had been loose for a while was missing. Mfw I put the pieces together.
#36 - Fwimble (08/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
especially chicken
especially chicken
#71 - gwenisback **User deleted account** (09/01/2013) [-]
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this i read while eating a cup of potato and bacon soup
#50 - atwfoomn (08/31/2013) [-]
mfw it crunches
User avatar #25 - jajathezombie (08/31/2013) [-]
I used to live about a 5-minute walk from an amazing sushi place. My favorite thing to get was their seafood salad (a mix of octopus and squid tentacles with shredded crabmeat in a spicy sauce). One day, I went in and got seafood salad for carryout. There was a park nearby, so I went over to sit and eat. About halfway through scarfing down this delicious dish I bit into something hard. Not something crunchy, something FUCKING HARD. My tooth cracked in half and I started spitting blood and tentacles right in front of a group of kids playing red rover. It took me a year to be able to eat seafood salad from there again.
User avatar #46 - SuperSixONE (08/31/2013) [-]
Or the other way around. Thats more horrifying to me, eating something solid, than *swelch*
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