Hanging About. Source: Imgur. I hate my life. i' m going to hang myself! Ulnar. I .'P,. . to transfer you in the suicide hm: -. =.:, jur. t hang tight. Once when I was going through a period of huge depression I rang the Samaritans because I thought I was going to kill myself. They talked to me for like 10 minu
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Hanging About

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I hate my life. i' m going to hang myself!
Ulnar. I .'P,. . to transfer you in
the suicide hm: -. =.:, jur. t hang tight
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Submitted: 08/31/2013
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#3 - Jowi ONLINE (08/31/2013) [+] (20 replies)
Once when I was going through a period of huge depression I rang the Samaritans because I thought I was going to kill myself. They talked to me for like 10 minutes and then told me that my time had been maxed out and asked if I could ring back the next day.
I laughed so hard at the irony I genuinely cheered myself up
#2 - arandomjoe (08/31/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#4 to #2 - ajcdish (08/31/2013) [-]
"That wasn't a fart"
User avatar #1 - lordscooby (08/31/2013) [+] (8 replies)
i used to prank call this hotline.

and no, i didn't have ANYTHING else better to do with my time.
User avatar #14 to #1 - camdonwin (08/31/2013) [-]
That's just depressing. I can imagine someone calling to prank that ends up actually talking to someone and needing the help.

That would make for a good story.
#51 - tenthdivine ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
#34 - ickutt (08/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
HFW
User avatar #28 - zytherman (08/31/2013) [-]
Aw. god that actually made my laugh out loud instead of push air out my nose quikly
User avatar #18 - desuforeverlulz (08/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I.. don't understand.
User avatar #20 to #18 - spasticpuppet (08/31/2013) [-]
Accidentally saying "hang on" to someone who wants to hang himself.
#57 - corpsedolly (08/31/2013) [-]
I tried
#16 - pappathethird (08/31/2013) [-]
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#47 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (08/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I will use this
#44 - Zanchoff (08/31/2013) [-]
Alternatively, "Don't hang up on me, now!"
#33 - maaarknuuuut (08/31/2013) [-]
operator's fw
User avatar #32 - goblingang (08/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A friend of mine worked for one of these suicide hotlines for a while, and she said it was horrible. She wasn't allowed to give any information about herself, not even name, personal experience, and they can't explicitly tell you not to do it. They have to just sit there and listen to someone falling apart in front of them without being allowed to attempt to save these people from suicide. It made her really ******* depressed...
#24 - luquaz (08/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #46 - gurtol (08/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If you phone the suicide hotline to tell them you're going to kill yourself you're not actually going to do it you just want the attention
User avatar #53 to #46 - defeats (08/31/2013) [-]
A lot of people call these helplines after they've done something to themselves.
#37 - commandershit (08/31/2013) [-]
Good job OP you made me lol , have this thumb
Good job OP you made me lol , have this thumb
User avatar #31 - slugnugget (08/31/2013) [-]
"DON'T HANG UP!"
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