In (dis) Honor of Cancer Man. . Hey Funnyjunk, I' m an Army Ranger, Navy Seal Sniper Vet who lost his anus in the Crusades. We now been diagnosed with Elephanti
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In (dis) Honor of Cancer Man

Hey Funnyjunk, I' m an Army Ranger,
Navy Seal Sniper Vet who lost
his anus in the Crusades. We now
been diagnosed with Elephantiasis
of the earlobe and am going in to
surgery. My dying wish is to get
to the front page, please help.
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Submitted: 08/30/2013
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#292 - tmdarby (08/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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Thank you all so much for making my dying wish come true. I made it out of surgery just fine and only lost 60% of my earlobe. Still no cure for my anus though. Oddly enough as I was being wheeled out of the surgery room some idiot was crying about getting cancer just because thousands of funnyjunk users wished it on him. Ahh he probably deserved it, the power of funnyjunk is unstoppable. I love all you magnificent bastards!!
#3 - thesovereigngrave (08/30/2013) [+] (8 replies)
A true American hero.
A true American hero.
#46 - herpderpberp (08/31/2013) [+] (11 replies)
User avatar #33 - junkinator (08/31/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Dude... Too much stuff about Navy Seals on funnyjunk lately. I bet none of them even have 300 confirmed kills
#113 - crazyolitis (08/31/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Army ranger Nave Seal snipers are not allowed to become vets. They can't handle animals that carefully. Guys, I'm starting to think of the odd possibility that, perhaps, this man isn't exactly telling us 100% of the truth.
#49 - ronyx (08/31/2013) [+] (13 replies)
MFW 75 retards thumbed it up.
MFW 75 retards thumbed it up.
User avatar #54 to #49 - ilovehitler (08/31/2013) [-]
>implying this is serious in the slightest
#8 - whydidimakethis (08/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Fight on you glorious bastard.
Fight on you glorious bastard.
#43 - ilovehue ONLINE (08/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Farewell friend.
#236 - obeyweegee (08/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #162 - martialnorris (08/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm Syrian soooo...
User avatar #166 to #162 - crotchlesshotpants (08/31/2013) [-]
... you're going to blow yourself up in a crowded place?
#5 - dragx (08/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#83 - therealrainbowdash (08/31/2013) [+] (7 replies)
With all the stuff about lurkerforyears, I'm a bit suspicious about this.   
   
Don't make people regret it.  Thumb me down, just thought I'd put in my 2 cents.
With all the stuff about lurkerforyears, I'm a bit suspicious about this.

Don't make people regret it. Thumb me down, just thought I'd put in my 2 cents.
#188 - swiggityswooty (08/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
lik dis if u cri evertim
#24 - arcticassassin (08/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Why must bad things happen to good people
Why must bad things happen to good people
User avatar #27 - tittylovin (08/31/2013) [-]
Timestamp with Elephantitus showing or gtfo
#29 - cracknigger (08/31/2013) [-]
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#57 - Womens Study Major (08/31/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Wow
I feel like we're going to lose a part of our community. I always get sad whenever someone dies over **** like this... I wish we could stop it. It always reminds me of when my grandma died right next to me on her death bed... moving **** . No matter how much money we try to spend, cancer still kills millions of innocent people. Even Steve Jobs, who had billions of dollars could not buy his own life back... Its just so sad
#132 to #57 - kriterion ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
HAH
#343 - dullscissors (08/31/2013) [-]
The people who are getting butthurt
#105 - psychosamm (08/31/2013) [-]
GET YOUR 						****					 TOGETHER OP! YOU CAN BEAT THIS!!!! DON'T LEAVE US!
GET YOUR **** TOGETHER OP! YOU CAN BEAT THIS!!!! DON'T LEAVE US!
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