Jail. . bl Anonnymous ' : drae an a shapeshifters. a, marmaronetta up in a local, state jail. unfail using ’?. >Shapeshift into the exact same jail inside that jail >Slowly get bigger and devour the other jail >Whole populace of guards and inmates inside you &gt
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bl Anonnymous ' : drae
an a shapeshifters.
a, marmaronetta up in a local, state jail.
unfail using ’?
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Submitted: 08/30/2013
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#21 - Pixelator (08/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Shapeshift into the exact same jail inside that jail   
>Slowly get bigger and devour the other jail   
>Whole populace of guards and inmates inside you   
>You are now being paid thousands by the government to eat minorities
>Shapeshift into the exact same jail inside that jail
>Slowly get bigger and devour the other jail
>Whole populace of guards and inmates inside you
>You are now being paid thousands by the government to eat minorities
#10 - announcement (08/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
> Shapeshift into any celebrity.   
> Get released instantly.
> Shapeshift into any celebrity.
> Get released instantly.
#47 - captainwow (08/31/2013) [+] (5 replies)
>Shape shift into myself with no penis.
>Call guards "Help, I lost my penis!!"
>Show them
>They leave to get a medic
>Shape shift into a penis
>Guards come back, just see a penis
>Guards demand all inmates show them their penis
>Crawl away as penis slug while guards hold penis inspection day to find the man with no penis
User avatar #1 - teoferrazzi (08/30/2013) [+] (7 replies)
shapeshift into a phone
phones aren't allowed in prisons
done
User avatar #7 to #1 - phanact (08/30/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into phone
>Guard comes up
>"Hey you can't have phones here!"
>Get taken back to guard office
>Get locked into a box until the person is released
>You are the person
>You never get out
GG
#12 - othdaddy (08/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>shape shift into 						****					    
>wait for the cleaners to flush me down the toilet   
>ride the sewers into the sea   
>get to sea and shift into merman   
>cry because i will never be recognized a good superhero
>shape shift into ****
>wait for the cleaners to flush me down the toilet
>ride the sewers into the sea
>get to sea and shift into merman
>cry because i will never be recognized a good superhero
User avatar #35 - srskate (08/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Shapeshift into mouse
>Have hot mouse sex
>now have mouse children with human intelligence
>repeat cycle until army of mouse children
>have mice eat all of the guards snack food.
>wait until guards get high and have munchies
>no snack food
>leave to get food
>escape as mouse
#31 - defacedcreeper (08/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Drop the soap   
>Get raped    
>Transform into semen   
>go back up into rapist   
>Sit in his ball stew for a while   
>Transform into fertilized womb   
>Grow inside rapist   
fast forward 9 months   
>Male rapist in hospital surrounded by media   
>Transform back into self   
>Transform my cum into confetti   
>Bust the 						****					 out like a balla   
>Rapist bleeding out, media just standing there covered in my confetti jizz   
>Transform into ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)   
>walk out of ER
>Drop the soap
>Get raped
>Transform into semen
>go back up into rapist
>Sit in his ball stew for a while
>Transform into fertilized womb
>Grow inside rapist
fast forward 9 months
>Male rapist in hospital surrounded by media
>Transform back into self
>Transform my cum into confetti
>Bust the **** out like a balla
>Rapist bleeding out, media just standing there covered in my confetti jizz
>Transform into ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
>walk out of ER
User avatar #9 - vaggay (08/30/2013) [-]
>shapeshift into a bee
>guard is allergic
>sting him
>die

oops
#126 - puremadmentalged (08/31/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into a banana, and split.
>Shapeshift into a banana, and split.
#22 - scorpiogary (08/31/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Why does no one seem to say shapeshift into a fly and just fly the **** out
User avatar #109 - fearoffailure (08/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>Shapeshift into tree and leave
User avatar #49 - giinthir (08/31/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Shapeshift into water. Wait for dehydration and float my way out.
#50 to #49 - articulate (08/31/2013) [-]
evaporation*
#59 - randasaurousrex (08/31/2013) [-]
>shapeshift asshole into mini wood chipper
>purposely drop the soap
User avatar #37 - beroty (08/31/2013) [-]
>shapeshift into soap
>i hope no one drops me
>white guy drops the soap
>black guy starts to rape him
>slide the **** out the prison
>GG
User avatar #16 - thetom (08/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>shapeshift into dollar bill
>wait
>walk out of wallet at night
User avatar #55 - jalthelas (08/31/2013) [-]
>Shapeshift into bar of soap
>Wait on bathroom floor
> *************** (UGN) tells white guy to pick me up
>Guy bends over and grabs me
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>UGN proceeds to put his 3rd leg to use
>Stay on shower floor
>Slowly dissolve
>Wash down into sewers
>Shapeshift into crocodile
>Have hot crocodile sex with some fine ass bitches of the underground
>Eat homeless guy living in sewers for a meal
>Walk out with my croc cock out
#125 - tanabata (08/31/2013) [-]
See, these are funny only when they're clever.
User avatar #117 - applerapist (08/31/2013) [-]
Shapeshift to become a white guy.
User avatar #113 - metalmind (08/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
> Shapeshift into richguy
> Released immediately
User avatar #116 to #113 - commandershit (08/31/2013) [-]
> Shapeshift into white person
> Released immediately
> get paid a fine for false imprisonment
User avatar #164 - zantheo (08/31/2013) [-]
Easy:

Shapeshift into bear
Hibernate
Wake up next spring
Sentence over
Eat berries
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