(untitled). I like dogs. Do you like dogs? I hope so. I like cats too, though. Except one of my cats. He's a jerk. He cost $600 though, so I tolerate him. But b
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I like dogs. Do you like dogs? I hope so. I like cats too, though. Except one of my cats. He's a jerk. He cost $600 though, so I tolerate him. But back to dogs. I like dogs. One time, I punched a dog in the face. Only because it was aggressive and attacked me and tried to kill my dog. I'm like a guard dog, but for a dog, and i'm a human. A guard human.

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QUICK. WHAT IS THE MOST POWERFUL POKEMON IN THE mun!
GET THAT DICK OUT OF YOUR EAR
AND PAY ATTENTION GODDAMMIT
71% OF THE PLANET' S SURFACE IS WATER
90% OF LIFE IN THE WATER IS MAGIKARP
100% OF MAGIKARP' S BODY IS PURE PAIN
no MATTER WHERE
V You Go, YOU WILL
NOT BE SAFE.
Let' s give you some simple numbers so you
can comprehend Just how fucked you are,
20 base HP.
1 home attack
80 base speed.
If We raining, than its speed DOUBLES.
SWEET GANDHI' S TITS, THAT' S TERRIFYING
Well, guess what? We' re just getting warmed up. It' s
time to show you the deadly attacks Magikarp can use.
SPLASH
A ' p tatter lives Mr your: an use this to LEAP OVER MOUNTAINS.
You can' t even walk over one without lining your breath.
TACKLE
That’: " of solid death bolus thrown right at your In hoe.
FLAIL
It you an somehow on " , NF. this move you an but pawn:
of 200. Ttchtt sound was will bowels bovine VOID body In sheer tenor.
BOUNCE
Details: mix your gun: man. As a non“, manna becomes even more
Invincible than It nominally is for one turn.
IF THAT' S SOMEHOW NOT ORGASMIC ENOUGH
FOR YOU, LOOK AT ITS SHINY FORM.
Every single word In title is moral.
HEY I
Put your pants hack on, we' re not done yet.
SPEAKING OF ORGASMIC
Magikarp is in the DRAGON my group. That
means that the following Pokemon are up
to have sex with it:
THIS IS IN ADDITION TO ANYTHING VAGUELY .
AND IT CREATES EVEN MORE MAGIKARP.
JESUS_ CHRIST
Now, I know what your sell is thinking.
You' re right, it does have one terrible downside.
ITS EVOLUTION IS COMPLETE GARBAGE.
Not that It matters anyway. The I button was Invented for a reason.
on A MAGIKARP. W
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Submitted: 08/30/2013
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#4 - thatoldguy (08/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #21 to #20 - episode (08/31/2013) [-]
Erm.... What do you need?
#1 - elitehacker (08/30/2013) [+] (19 replies)
Not that I didn't realize that this was sarcasm
But I'd rather have Darkrai over Arceus.
Base speed is 125, only Mewtwo, Deoxys, and Shaymin have greater speed but Psychic is weak against Dark.
Darkrai gains his main advantage from his ability and two attacks: Dark Void and Nasty Plot.
Dark Void puts the opponent to sleep at an 80% chance and with his massive speed he'll most likely go first.
His ability makes you lose 1/8 hp a turn
Add 1 Nasty Plot putting Darkrai's Special Attack at 738.
Apply a stab Dark Pulse.... Everything is dead.
#3 - aproudpatriot (08/31/2013) [-]
bitch please
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