perfect date. . Assburger story inbound. Yesterday my mom scheduled a date fer me (Yeah, I know) with her friends daughter. She is MATERIAL, HOLY . She is a gin
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Assburger story inbound.
Yesterday my mom scheduled a date fer me (Yeah, I know) with her friends
daughter. She is ******* MATERIAL, HOLY **** . She is a ginger, with nice
sized breasts. HUGE ASS, and great face- We met at cheese cake factory
rather fancy restaurant} and apparently my mom AND her mom showed up as
well. It was awkward as **** and we didn' t say a word until my mom said "So
berm, tell her about those wee games mu play." I started sweating, and my
mind went blank. What the **** did my mom just do. The grill (her ner name is
Patricia} just stared at me with a weird glare fer like 30 minutes, until our feed
came out.
well, since herna didn' t answer my question, he likes playing games en his computer. Usually he plays strategy
games where he can take over the world er shooting games, that' s my "
I excused myself fer the bathroom and just sat alone on the stall until I thaught they were done eating. My mom
COMES INTO THE BATHROOM, THE MENS ******* BATHROOM, and says "Bernd, are you alright? your date
is waiting on you." I tried to pretend like I wasn' t in the stall so I lifted my legs up onto the tennet_ So my mom
crawls under the stall to look fer me. I kicked her head, and ran out M the restaurant, I walked home.
I really wish I was making this up.
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Submitted: 08/30/2013
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User avatar #13 - toastiepie (08/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Patricia the Grill sounds really hot
User avatar #5 - daghost (08/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I was expecting to find out that the girl liked videogames too.

But instead I got sad.
User avatar #1 - crazyolitis (08/30/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Who the **** names their kid Bernd? That's justasking for trouble.
User avatar #4 to #3 - akho (08/30/2013) [-]
No it doesn't. Stop with the ****** names.
#20 - sjrigney (08/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I don't get why he had to kick his mom in the head. He could have just walked out of the stall, no?    
   
   
Regardless, that sucks.
I don't get why he had to kick his mom in the head. He could have just walked out of the stall, no?


Regardless, that sucks.
#26 to #20 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/31/2013) [-]
because she is a massive cunt
User avatar #6 - lordscooby (08/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
poor guy
#17 to #16 - stoicnick (08/31/2013) [-]
don't tell me what to do
User avatar #22 - smithforprez (08/31/2013) [-]
how can it be a date if your parents are with you? that is ******* awful, A it's none of your parents ******* business who you date, and B If a parent sets up a date, and is a part of the date, its not a ******* date, what could they possibly do but sit there quietly and be mortally embarrassed?

The grill may have been forced by her mom to go on a date with this dude out of a sense of pity, but if hes not ready to date its not gonna happen regardless.
#28 - tazze (08/31/2013) [-]
how dense can that woman be, I mean, really?
how dense can that woman be, I mean, really?
User avatar #35 - willindor (08/31/2013) [-]
I would wee on her head if this ever occurs to me.
#25 - lookathecomment (08/31/2013) [-]
Lightbulb's a hero.
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User avatar #7 - awildniglet (08/30/2013) [-]
I'd feel bad for this guy. But he kicked his ******* mom's head
So he deserved it
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