Assburger story inbound.
Yesterday my mom scheduled a date fer me (Yeah, I know) with her friends
daughter. She is fucking MATERIAL, HOLY FUCK. She is a ginger, with nice
sized breasts. HUGE ASS, and great face- We met at cheese cake factory
rather fancy restaurant} and apparently my mom AND her mom showed up as
well. It was awkward as fuck and we didn' t say a word until my mom said "So
berm, tell her about those wee games mu play." I started sweating, and my
mind went blank. What the fuck did my mom just do. The grill (her ner name is
Patricia} just stared at me with a weird glare fer like 30 minutes, until our feed
well, since herna didn' t answer my question, he likes playing games en his computer. Usually he plays strategy
games where he can take over the world er shooting games, that' s my "
I excused myself fer the bathroom and just sat alone on the stall until I thaught they were done eating. My mom
COMES INTO THE BATHROOM, THE MENS FUCKING BATHROOM, and says "Bernd, are you alright? your date
is waiting on you." I tried to pretend like I wasn' t in the stall so I lifted my legs up onto the tennet_ So my mom
crawls under the stall to look fer me. I kicked her head, and ran out M the restaurant, I walked home.
I really wish I was making this up.