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BITCH, I BAN PEOPLE!. Disclaimer: This has nothing to do with the user Proxyfag, he was not involved in the making of this. I just know his smug ass is gonna sh

Disclaimer: This has nothing to do with the user Proxyfag, he was not involved in the making of this. I just know his smug ass is gonna show up and act like this was about him.

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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#7 - elynichujy
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Hellsing Ultimate Abridged made me laugh so much that I actually threw up.
User avatar #25 to #7 - daentraya
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Hellsing Ultimate Abridged has given me audible laugher, great constant ********** and great amusement even the third time i watched them all, and 'You cheeky dickwaffle' and certain other parts still entertain me to this day.
I sincerely wished Alucard had that attitude throughout the whole series. Its strangely really appropriate
User avatar #29 to #25 - elynichujy
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(08/30/2013) [-]
HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?
User avatar #198 to #29 - daentraya
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'I've got your arm.'
'THEN PUT IT UP YOUR ASS'
User avatar #213 to #198 - dalgaard
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'Sweet black ******* sabbath'

'you dun goof'd'

Also the irish priest or w/e was hilarious as well.
User avatar #214 to #213 - daentraya
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Anderson has the best dahm accent ever
User avatar #215 to #214 - dalgaard
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The abridged made me see the real anime. It was really good.

I was just kinda dissapointed that Alucard and Anderson wasnt the same as in the abridged cause it was quite appropiate to me.

But what can you expect ya know.
User avatar #217 to #215 - daentraya
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Alucard's still badass, but i miss that attitude of his. I so wish he would've abridged the whole thing. This is something i would easily pay for
User avatar #218 to #217 - dalgaard
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Yea. That **** was golden. I don't know why they did not put more work into it and make more.

I was really sad when i was done with them.. What was there, 3? It's a long time ago.
User avatar #222 to #218 - daentraya
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The voiceacting was on a professional level, too. Ah **** it, im gonna watch it again
User avatar #224 to #222 - dalgaard
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Haha i think i might as well.

I hope those guys gets to make a lot of money out of their skills.
User avatar #232 to #224 - snowshark
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Right, for you and daentraya.

I can't find any evidence that the series is over at all. I've been watching since the first one and they take a LONG time to produce. This is because:
1) They need to think of all the jokes and with standards that high it can take a while and it's even harder when they only have video that was meant for something else, hence they can only do the jokes the episode in question lets them do.
2) Then they have to do all the voice recording which takes a while. I can promise you Alucards lines are only that good because they were probably recorded multiple times, each time changing a little bit to make them funnier and this is for every single scene.
3) Then they need to cut all the scenes out, make the mouth-movements synch up which again, takes a lot of time, especially for a team as limited as theirs.
4) Then they need to go through final editing to make sure it all runs smoothly and if they think of another joke to fit in there, which happens in these situations, they have to go back and do all of the above for that new joke too.

5) On top of all that the voice actors (at least Takahata 101 who plays Alucard) have real-life commitments AND commitments to other abridged series such as the equally funny Dragonball Z abridged. (Takahata was Nappa).

So it takes a long-ass time for any of the episodes to get finished and released because there's simply not enough money in it for them to male their living off it. It's a sad truth but I'm just grateful we get what we get. As the internet evolves people are starting to get money for more and more obscure things (To the point where Red Vs Blue is one of the biggest success stories in history) but it hasn't evolved to the point where these guys can make a solid living off it quite yet. One day, perhaps... such is the dream.
#235 to #232 - dalgaard
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I am aware it takes a long-ass time to make those series. No doubt about that. And I appreciate their work and i don't expect anything from them at all. All i'm saying is that i would like more. If they don't have the time, jokes w/e it's not their problem.
User avatar #234 to #232 - daentraya
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I just thought it was a quick 3 videos, made and then abandoned the idea for some reason. I hope and pray for the day a Hellsing Ultimate Abridged episode 4 shows up
User avatar #236 to #234 - snowshark
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It probably will. People only get this good at something if they love it. It's why Game of Thrones is so good. It's why Bungie and Valve release the best games. It's all about passion and these guys are very passionate.

So it will come, with time.
User avatar #238 to #236 - daentraya
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But is it certain that they even have plans to make another?
User avatar #241 to #238 - snowshark
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**** if I know, I just lean on optimism prime and hope that someone has the touch and the power to make my dreams come true.
User avatar #242 to #241 - daentraya
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On another note;
The show first made sense to me after i saw the abridged. I then found out just what was actually going on, as i had little clue before
User avatar #250 to #242 - snowshark
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That's not your fault. Hellsing ultimate was good, the original Hellsing was made before the manga was finished, hence they improvised and **** got...

Well, to put it bluntly, the cyborg, vampire, zombie, werewolf Nazis was the smarter ending.
User avatar #252 to #250 - daentraya
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I dont remember **** of the difference in Ultimate, Hellsing and Manga
#259 to #252 - snowshark
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You don't remember this guy?

He kinda leaves an impression.
User avatar #262 to #259 - daentraya
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Eeh not really.. I remember some silly looking people and some illusion ****. Which one was that from?
User avatar #266 to #25 - snowshark
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(08/31/2013) [-]
Hit the limit.

He's from the original anime. They invented Incognito because the manga hadn't gotten as far as Nazis yet.
User avatar #271 to #266 - daentraya
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I should watch Ultimate again..
User avatar #272 to #271 - snowshark
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Aye, you should. Go do that.
User avatar #267 to #266 - daentraya
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Gotta love limits. Often you just backtrack reply to comments

I remember him being rather silly, but that's bout it, really
User avatar #270 to #267 - snowshark
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Again. Cyborg-vampire-zombi-werewolf Nazis were the smarter ending.

Puts things into perspective.
#4 - brokendownpm
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Awesome, love hellsing.
Awesome, love hellsing.
#66 - ilikethisusername
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(08/30/2013) [-]
alucard. the second most ******* badass anime character i've ever known. guts is the first most ******* badass. IMO
#163 to #66 - anon id: ff367983
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do you have a moment to talk about Diego Brando?
#75 to #66 - sidnineonefourtwo
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(08/31/2013) [-]
Guts is pretty badass.
#76 to #75 - ilikethisusername
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(08/31/2013) [-]
indeed.
#77 to #76 - sidnineonefourtwo
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I can't think of any character from an anime, or manga that had to go through something like he did. I like how they portrayed him before his new gang tags along in the manga. A true psycho.
I can't think of any character from an anime, or manga that had to go through something like he did. I like how they portrayed him before his new gang tags along in the manga. A true psycho.
User avatar #79 to #77 - ilikethisusername
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(08/31/2013) [-]
yeah. i loved that too. at first he didn't want anyone with him but when he found casca, he thought having people around would make her happy. otherwise, he would rather be alone.
User avatar #80 to #79 - sidnineonefourtwo
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(08/31/2013) [-]
Yep. I haven't caught up in the manga. I decided to go back to the beginning. Have they made it to the ******* island yet?
User avatar #81 to #80 - ilikethisusername
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(08/31/2013) [-]
i'm almost to that part. right now i am at volume 28. i don't wanna read too fast because i'm waiting for it to end first. that's my problem with books, i read them too fast and sometimes i find myself with a cliffhanger so i have to wait for the next book to come out. i'm just patiently waiting for the whole manga to finish first and reading it slowly right now....i dont know when it's gonna finish tho.
User avatar #82 to #81 - sidnineonefourtwo
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It's taking forever. I don't exactly what chapter I made it too, but it was the latest one about 5 months ago.
User avatar #84 to #82 - itsabloodyusername
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(08/31/2013) [-]
I can tell you that it has reached chapter 333


And no, they haven't reached the elf island yet unfortunately
User avatar #108 to #84 - sidnineonefourtwo
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(08/31/2013) [-]
That sounds like the last chapter I was on. I'm currently reading through the Knights of the Holy Iron Chain arc.
#68 to #66 - vampyrate
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#181 to #66 - vladhellsing
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(08/31/2013) [-]
Most badarse character is Sir Integra.
#8 - huecubed
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(08/30/2013) [-]
#********************

the hashtag is part of the joke don't hurt me
#16 - danilawleit
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I will now proceed to dump all of my Hellsing gifs.
I will now proceed to dump all of my Hellsing gifs.
#185 to #16 - vladhellsing
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I made a few of those. Have another.
I made a few of those. Have another.
#203 to #16 - vladhellsing
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#322 to #203 - danilawleit
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Very clever. Thank you for the additions to the collection.   
   
heres one I forgot I had.
Very clever. Thank you for the additions to the collection.

heres one I forgot I had.
#324 to #322 - vladhellsing
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You're welcome.   
   
And I'm in a creative mood. Got any Hellsing requests?
You're welcome.

And I'm in a creative mood. Got any Hellsing requests?
#233 to #16 - snowshark
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(08/31/2013) [-]
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
#168 to #16 - thesinful
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Here ya go
#17 to #16 - danilawleit
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Comment Picture
#18 to #17 - danilawleit
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Comment Picture
#19 to #18 - danilawleit
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Comment Picture
#20 to #19 - danilawleit
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Comment Picture
#21 to #20 - danilawleit
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#22 to #21 - danilawleit
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aaand I think that's all I got.
aaand I think that's all I got.
#31 to #22 - matexius
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(08/30/2013) [-]
You might need this someday.
You might need this someday.
#45 to #31 - danilawleit
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Thank you.
Thank you.
User avatar #47 to #45 - matexius
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(08/30/2013) [-]
It was my pleasure.
Anytime.
#49 to #47 - danilawleit
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Oh hey look at that, I found another one I had laying around.

It is my gift to you.
#53 to #49 - matexius
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(08/30/2013) [-]
I found this too:
My Wallpaper folder is quite big so...
Click on it.
#54 to #53 - danilawleit
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(08/30/2013) [-]
oh God, the grammar.
oh God, the grammar.
#58 to #54 - matexius
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Found it!
#59 to #58 - danilawleit
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Ooooh. pretty.   
   
I see your Alucard and raise you a smile almost equal with his own. almost.
Ooooh. pretty.

I see your Alucard and raise you a smile almost equal with his own. almost.
User avatar #60 to #59 - matexius
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Hey, I'm happy I found another Hellsing entusiast.
#62 to #60 - danilawleit
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I must bed now, Farewell.
I must bed now, Farewell.
User avatar #63 to #62 - matexius
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(08/30/2013) [-]
Good night.
User avatar #297 to #58 - wtfduud
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(08/31/2013) [-]
I have just now realised that he forms an upside down crucifix with his guns when he is doing that.
#317 to #297 - matexius
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(08/31/2013) [-]
Yup. Kinda like Anderson makes a crucifix with his Bayonetes HERE:

Although the upside-down Crucifix doesn't represent the Devil. While alot of people believe it. Saint Peter was crucified like that.
User avatar #56 to #54 - matexius
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Oh, right.
Yeah, luckily it's not my work.
Let me just find something else then...
User avatar #55 to #54 - matexius
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(08/30/2013) [-]
What's wrong? Where?
#30 to #22 - matexius
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Bro, I must ask you something...   
   
Does this gun look broken?
Bro, I must ask you something...

Does this gun look broken?
#44 to #30 - danilawleit
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(08/30/2013) [-]
No it do-
No it do-
#187 - doggames
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(08/31/2013) [-]
Hey Fjers i didnt wanna be a thumbwhore or anything but ive been coming to funnyjunk for a long time and i wanna be able to post image and downvote whats bad Plz help me
#189 to #187 - matrixone
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(08/31/2013) [-]
Then make something of yourself and post something funny, thumbwhore~
#190 to #189 - doggames
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Thats easy to say when you only have two piece of content, both of which are reposts
and youve only been here for a month
#191 to #190 - matrixone
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Yep, I got to my level by myself, without the need to beg for thumbs.
#192 to #191 - doggames
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When your just reposting, whats the difference?
#193 to #192 - matrixone
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It's enough of a difference to make me feel superior to you :3
It's enough of a difference to make me feel superior to you :3
#195 to #193 - doggames
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Faire enough, have a nice day.
#197 to #195 - matrixone
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You as well~
You as well~
#331 to #197 - doggames
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Hey man i got it
#332 to #331 - matrixone
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Good, so do I. Now get a reaction pic folder and grow that ************. XD
#196 to #195 - doggames
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*Fair
#227 to #190 - Miwer
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"a month"? In you first comment you said you've been coming to FJ for a long time?
"a month"? In you first comment you said you've been coming to FJ for a long time?
#229 to #227 - doggames
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Hey man look at my profile it say my account was made in 2010.
Now your gif looks really stupid
#61 - retrochris
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You've been very thoughtful OP, now even people with alzheimers will not have to scroll up again to know who is who in this comic ;)
MY SON NEVER CALLS ME!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #64 to #61 - thechosentroll [OP]
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It's always safe to assume people have the attention span of a cheese sandwich.
#72 to #64 - ceasario
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i definitely have the attention span of a OH! a butterfly. What was i talking about?
#15 - firehippie
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#116 - DrollHumor
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This the greatest content I have seen in a long time.
This the greatest content I have seen in a long time.
#104 - bonklord
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(08/31/2013) [-]
This Content pretty much sums up my last 24 hours.

I lost two accounts because I bonked his jimmies or something.
#119 to #104 - sayonarazetsubou
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(08/31/2013) [-]
You lost bonkman?
#126 to #119 - bonklord
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Yup Admin, got mad that I had so many people willing to revive me.
Yup Admin, got mad that I had so many people willing to revive me.