I stole the gold, but he stole my heart. Playing payday 2 with some friends, found this guy. we shouted at him for half a minute then just decided to leave him.
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I stole the gold, but he stole my heart

Playing payday 2 with some friends, found this guy. we shouted at him for half a minute then just decided to leave him. he stayed like that for the entire heist. A man without anything to lose.

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Submitted: 08/30/2013
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User avatar #1 - remsaman (08/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
while doing four stores, there was a guy just sitting at a table drinking his coffee. surrounded by police, criminals, and bullets, he did nothing.

he truly was a hero.
#4 - Oblivion (08/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
It was an important call.

For the record, he was still there when we were ten minutes in and about to leave.
#12 - slaytheitemseeker (08/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#13 - giinthir (08/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
When I was playing the one where you **** up a mall, I went into the place with computers and headphones, eventually i noticed some dude standing at the register, looking bored.
I had been smashing headphones for like 2 minutes, and he just stood there, we took to yell at him, then to shooting around him and breaking the windows. He just stood there. I think we've all had that day at work where you just let **** happen.
#35 - kaboozle123 (08/31/2013) [+] (15 replies)
framing frame has to be the most annoying contract in that game
#87 - ccnein (08/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
****					 yeah! Payday 2!
**** yeah! Payday 2!
#56 - arkanios (08/31/2013) [+] (4 replies)
One time during a solo run of Jewelry Store, I accidentally sounded the alarm while bagging jewels to toss into the car. I didn't worry too much considering that it was a normal heist ( I was level two at the time and I wanted to get some extra gear before I set out for online games, which was why I was playing an offline game).

But when the police arrived, Hoxton decided to do the most reasonable thing a criminal would do in this situation: pretend like he's a normal civilian.

Normally, I would be angry, but his camouflage was so advanced that the police didn't even bother with him and focused more on me and the second AI. He stood perfectly still until the very moment I was going to leave, he whipped out an AK and shot every policeman around him before dashing towards the van.

Hot **** , the faggotly-voiced new Hoxton is one damn fine Ghost.
#24 - ShockedNazi (08/30/2013) [-]
i just got this game last tuesday and im addicted, successfully stealthed through the senators house and made a 						****					 ton of money i highly recommend this game to anyone with online play capabilities
i just got this game last tuesday and im addicted, successfully stealthed through the senators house and made a **** ton of money i highly recommend this game to anyone with online play capabilities
User avatar #22 - thefloppinater (08/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
is Payday 2 worth it?
User avatar #47 - calawesome (08/31/2013) [-]
Anyone on Ps3 look for CalValier. I'll make it worth your while.
#29 - iamnuff (08/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**iamnuff rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Fuck your shit train **   
   
   
this game looks pretty fun, shame that my pc is too 						****					 for gaming.
**iamnuff rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Fuck your shit train **


this game looks pretty fun, shame that my pc is too **** for gaming.
User avatar #27 - SirMartin (08/30/2013) [-]
THAT ******* BASTARD! He is always looking towards where the guard often hang, so I can't kill the guard
User avatar #11 - gammajk (08/30/2013) [-]
We were doing jewellery store silently, and there was just a guy outside sitting on a bench who wouldn't react to us.
After all four of us stood next to him and yelled at him, we gave up and just assigned one guy to guard him in case he stands up and calls the cops.
He never did. Some say he is still sitting there to this day.
#3 - nigrojesus ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
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#84 - uglychino (08/31/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Can I get some damn thumbs so I can ******* thumb up some ******* content and some ******* comments?
User avatar #85 to #84 - arizonastar (08/31/2013) [-]
usually you have to post or comment something funny or witty, or boobs. A pathetic cry for thumbs because lazy or stupid will either achieve a very low number of thumbs or negative thumbs, and posts like mine explaining this also usually earn no thumbs or negative thumbs.

Neal P., Cerner Corp.
User avatar #8 - owlexterminator ONLINE (08/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I need to buy this game, but don't have any money... ._.
#7 - anonymous (08/30/2013) [-]
Freaking LOVE Payday 2. Add me on steam if you need another heist buddy: rknight718

Workin the ghost tree
User avatar #6 - caterpiec (08/30/2013) [-]
**caterpiec rolled a random comment #228 posted by HappyBus at US Military Problems ** :
either way it's an illegal escalation of force in a military conflict we have no right to be involved in. there's no proof that Assad used chems, and there's no reason to believe he would. He was winning, and suddenly decided to use the ONE weapon he was warned not to use? google "false flag"
#5 - charderpizard (08/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
why does it say "about two dozen kittens" ?
#2 - anonymous (08/30/2013) [-]
maybe hes a cardboard cutout
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