Super Glue. I thought I'd share a story, in grade 9 me and my friend decided to join band because it was a total joke. (Inb4 inbred country school) The teacher
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I thought I'd share a story, in grade 9 me and my friend decided to join band because it was a total joke. (Inb4 inbred country school) The teacher had decided it was a joke as well so he let us do anything we wanted practically. Since we were in the country and the school was shitty the principle didn't give a flying fuck about anything we did and the band would "practice" in the gym. Fuck that we said and we started the shenanigans. Day after day they would become more elaborate. One day the teacher didn't show up. So naturally we locked a single student out of the gym by pushing filling cabinets near the door and propping a chair under the knob of the door. Let me tell you now, this kid we locked out is skinny bitch who thought he was god so don't think we were picking on a handicapped kid cause thats fucked up. Anyway after this retard is beating on the door for a while it stops. We wait a few seconds then comes a massive bang! This mofo is throwing his body at the door! So knowing he's a little on the small side we just sit back knowing he won't do any damage. Bang bang banging on his door all day. Then he stops. It was a little longer break than before and out of nowhere the door blows open, the knob fucking flies across the god damn gym and standing there is an enraged band teacher. This fucker was furious. Sweating like a pig n shit too. Turns out it was him hitting the door the whole time, NOT the kid. He gives us shit and sends us to the principles office, we wait a little and then we are called in. Principle just fucking laughs and tells us to fix the door knob. Go home and play video games with friend. All in all it was a good day.

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Submitted: 08/30/2013
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