I wish I was this smooth. . Lite hack: it someone makes a , say, with total seriousness, "I don' t get it, can you explain it" Then watch them crash and burn An
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I wish I was this smooth

Lite hack: it someone makes a , say, with total
seriousness, "I don' t get it, can you explain it"
Then watch them crash and burn
Andl then I said, 'go make me a sandwich!‘ haw haw haw_"
Whats not to get"
Why would she make you a sandwich?"
Because-.. She' s a girly'
You can' t make yourself a sandwich?"
I can make myself a sandwich."
Cool, go make one one toa"
Smooth Criminal plays]
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#18 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
#25 to #18 - dojokanojocho (08/30/2013) [-]
YFW after being called a dumbass.
YFW after being called a dumbass.
User avatar #15 - bakinboy (08/30/2013) [-]
two black people and a beaner are riding in a car, whos driving? the cop!
" i dont get it can you explain"
" racial minorities such as black and hispanic people cause a disproportionately higher percentage of crime than the rest of the population because they usually living below the poverty line in an area where broken homes and encouragement of such criminal behavior is common"
#27 to #15 - coolcalx (08/30/2013) [-]
funny joke with an accurate explanation for the disparity in crime between white people and ethnic minorities.

well done.
#7 - ThekidsTEN (08/30/2013) [-]
"go make me a sandwich"
"please explain it"
"traditional gender roles state that you should make me food"
"can't you make yourself food?"
"no im tired from working all day"
"ok"
User avatar #26 to #7 - toncheky (08/30/2013) [-]
Ha!
User avatar #102 to #7 - ninjaspartan (08/31/2013) [-]
Or

"Can't you make yourself food?"
"Yes I could. Now go make me a sandwich."
"Ok."
User avatar #44 to #7 - iamsherlocked (08/30/2013) [-]
Oh yes, because women don't work too
#31 to #7 - anon (08/30/2013) [-]
some women work
#101 - hardcoreman (08/31/2013) [-]
I feel this is one of the most unfunny things I have ever read, and that this site is going downhill ever since it stopped making rage comics and memes
User avatar #103 to #101 - derpmcfly (08/31/2013) [-]
It was better, now i never get on.
User avatar #104 to #103 - hardcoreman (08/31/2013) [-]
Yeah I know now its like **** tumblr posts, and old vine videos turned to gifs, I stopped logging on too for a while and only browse through on rare occasions, I miss the old posts that were actually original and made this site special
User avatar #107 to #104 - derpmcfly (08/31/2013) [-]
Agreed.
#108 to #101 - urbemarmis (08/31/2013) [-]
yeah people talk like the memes and rage comics were a bad time well i mean when it comes to content this right now is bad. i like the community, but the content could use a lot of work
User avatar #112 to #108 - hardcoreman (08/31/2013) [-]
The community is the only good thing really on this site, I mean you got your typical trolls every now and again, but the comments in this site are usually the only really funny things that make me laugh because they are original and funny, I feel like its one of the only reasons I still come back to this site
#114 to #112 - urbemarmis (08/31/2013) [-]
exactly. ill post content just to see the comments. i did it 20 minutes ago. posted ****** content i knew no one would like and just waited for either an intelligent conversation or for someone to say something funny
User avatar #115 to #114 - hardcoreman (08/31/2013) [-]
I might try that actually, thank you
User avatar #66 - Leopard (08/31/2013) [-]
Just don't tell racist/sexist jokes to those who don't find them funny.

Or just stop being friends with them.. period. I like a girl who can laugh at a sexist joke, or a black guy that can laugh at a ****** joke.
User avatar #8 - heartlessrobot (08/30/2013) [-]
How about you do that to everything funny and ruin jokes forever?
#19 to #8 - anon (08/30/2013) [-]
Because other jokes are actually funny.
User avatar #90 to #19 - guywithafork (08/31/2013) [-]
hypergiants please stop.
#20 - ttubkcid (08/30/2013) [-]
Or just set the ************ on fire.
#70 - sexualtyranosaurus (08/31/2013) [-]
- What's the best way to starve a ****** ?
Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
- I don't get it can you explain it?
- The number of unemployed African Americans under welfare is much higher per capita than any other race. So because this, African Americans are stereotyped as lazy and never working. If they never work, they will never use their work boots, thus never finding their food stamps and starving.
- Oh, well I feel stupid for asking now because I already knew all of that.
User avatar #72 - bigsteamingpile (08/31/2013) [-]
Wow, this was absolutely not funny.
#75 to #72 - coldfusion (08/31/2013) [-]
I don't get it, can you explain it?
User avatar #76 to #75 - bigsteamingpile (08/31/2013) [-]
Sure! I assumed that it was supposed to be funny. It just had that tone and it's on frontpage. It wasn't funny imo. Does that help?
User avatar #78 to #76 - bbbegley (08/31/2013) [-]
No, I'm sorry, could you explain it further?
User avatar #86 to #78 - guywithafork (08/31/2013) [-]
I'll do it for him, he seems busy. He thought that the content was going to be funny. As the website is FunnyJunk after all. But it wasn't funny, atleast was his opinion. Seeing as in this website there are 2 ways of rating, Funny, or Junk. He thought it was going to be funny, as getting your content rated 'Junk' Too many times can lead to a ban, so very few people actually want to be rated 'Junk'. If few people want to be rated 'Junk', then you would expect they want to be rated 'Funny', as good things can come from being rated 'Funny' a large amount of times. It is almost implied that you are posting content because it is funny, not because you wanted to share it. Because it is implied that it is suppose to be funny, as is expected, he also thought that the content was suppose to be funny. He thought that this was absolutely not funny, which is a very peculiar thing. How could something that someone else thought was so funny that they had to share it to the Funny Junk community, not have been funny? I know opinion's vary and all, but the general thought is that certain things are good, and certain things are bad. A lot of things can instantly be shown without a doubt bad. Although some people think it is bad, some people may think it is good. I understand that. But how could a post be so unfunny, that it was completely devoid of funniness?
Surely it must be atleast partially funny, to most people atleast. If not then why would he have posted this. He is just stating that this post was absolutely devoid of funniness, or is absolutely not funny.
User avatar #87 to #86 - bbbegley (08/31/2013) [-]
Oh my god, you made it so clear! Thanks. Sometime I just so eh-stupid.
#88 to #87 - guywithafork (08/31/2013) [-]
You asked to explain it further, I explained it further.
#105 to #88 - anon (08/31/2013) [-]
you stupid **** . it just went over you ******* head
User avatar #89 to #88 - bbbegley (08/31/2013) [-]
Yes, I see that.
User avatar #22 - cuppycakechick (08/30/2013) [-]
What do you call men who tell "women in the kitchen" jokes?
single.
#61 to #22 - lookathecomment (08/31/2013) [-]
Hey wanna **** ?
User avatar #119 to #118 - cuppycakechick (08/31/2013) [-]
Stranger danger!
#120 to #119 - lookathecomment (08/31/2013) [-]
But your danger isn't the stranger...
User avatar #121 to #120 - cuppycakechick (08/31/2013) [-]
Oh dear! What's the danger then?
#122 to #121 - lookathecomment (08/31/2013) [-]
Driving safely after you come back from hanging out with friends
User avatar #123 to #122 - cuppycakechick (08/31/2013) [-]
Silly goose, safety is my middle name
#125 to #123 - lookathecomment (08/31/2013) [-]
Ok I don't think we're going to **** .
#124 to #123 - lookathecomment (08/31/2013) [-]
Cupcakesafetychick
User avatar #99 to #22 - korten ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
Can you please explain?
User avatar #29 to #22 - uzbekistan (08/30/2013) [-]
You can also add "not funny" as saying a get in the kitchen joke is the equivalent of telling a knock-knock joke.
User avatar #84 to #22 - cabbagemayhem (08/31/2013) [-]
What do you call men who hook up with women who don't cook or clean?
regretful
User avatar #71 to #22 - captchaftwblaa (08/31/2013) [-]
i dont get
#95 - nortledrones (08/31/2013) [-]
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That was the worst thing I've read since the subtitles on the Avatar movie.
#82 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (08/31/2013) [-]
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#54 - Awesomecarrot (08/31/2013) [-]
I do like tumblr. I just wish they'd stop being so liberal.
#110 to #54 - urbemarmis (08/31/2013) [-]
i think a more conservative site would be funny because conservatives dont care. theyll make jokes about anything and anyone. and they arent the snobby "only cultured people will get this" types of jokes either theyre the sex dick and fart type jokes that no matter how old you are you laugh. and those are just the immature ones too. then theres the racial jokes
User avatar #67 to #54 - lorddarkskull (08/31/2013) [-]
nowhere near as bad as the internet tumor of reddit
#56 to #54 - weenieandthebutt (08/31/2013) [-]
I like that cool part of tumblr as well as the gifs section but the feminism and fat-acceptance 			********		 really annoys the 			****		 outta me!
I like that cool part of tumblr as well as the gifs section but the feminism and fat-acceptance ******** really annoys the **** outta me!
User avatar #57 to #56 - Awesomecarrot (08/31/2013) [-]
Same. I guess that's what happens when the majority of the site is female, though.
#73 to #56 - verby ONLINE (08/31/2013) [-]
But TITP is so fun to laugh at
User avatar #6 - thewowpimp (08/30/2013) [-]
"...so I said, now there's TWO monkey's at the zoo!"
"I don't get"
"cause' black people are monkeys."
"no they aren't"
"What are you, retarded?"
"No they're black people, not monkeys"
"HEY JIM! Come get your ******* kid, he's an idiot"
"What do you mean?"
"He thinks black people aren't monkeys"
"Wow, holy **** . *turns to his son* come on son, I need to teach you some things about life"
User avatar #14 to #6 - Jewssassin (08/30/2013) [-]
Nah this is from tumblr, its all women, thats why its not funny.
#106 - damoclese (08/31/2013) [-]
Or you could not be a politically correct piece of **** who thinks that if you're offended you're automatically right.
#109 to #106 - urbemarmis (08/31/2013) [-]
theres no such thing as "politically correct" once you think of it. i mean look at politics. now ik its not entirely what the political part of politically correct is but for the sake of the argument lets pretend. there are so many opinions being tossed around in politics and none of them are technically correct because opinions cannot be proven right or wrong on any criteria beyond what someone thinks and feels
#128 to #109 - damoclese (08/31/2013) [-]
Fair enough. But I meant the whole social mentality that it is beyond ok to speak about race or gender unless you are supporting "equality". The accept ion has always been that it's ok to joke about race or gender, but not have a different opinion.
This seems like an attempt to make it unacceptable to even joke about it by making us assholes.
#129 to #128 - urbemarmis (08/31/2013) [-]
thats how its been. its more aimed at making white people seem like were all bad. if i was to go into the hood id get jumped because im white. today people view being white as a weakness when really its no more of a weakness than being black or asian. the black dudes that know me personally dont make jokes about me being white because they know that i am more athletic than most them. some black people that dont knowq me though make assumptions that just because im white i cant dance or fight or run fast, which sure i cant dance but i can do the other 2 just fine if needed. if i was to say something about a black dude in my class not being able to read properly because hes black id be suspended or expelled but if it was gym class and he makes fun of me because i suck at basketball cuz im white everyone laughs
User avatar #63 - supamonkey (08/31/2013) [-]
Which "Smooth Criminal" are we talking about; the Jackson original or the Alien Ant Farm cover?

Personally I prefer the faster tempo of AAF's version (plus the fact I heard their version first might have something to do with it), although I am not saying the original is bad.
#91 to #63 - guywithafork (08/31/2013) [-]
I also prefer AAF's version. You sir, have good taste.   
   
Here, have a gif.
I also prefer AAF's version. You sir, have good taste.

Here, have a gif.
User avatar #58 - cyanidesandvich (08/31/2013) [-]
"why are black people so tall... ...because their knee grows"
"i dont get it, please explain it"
"it's a play on words, using the derogrtory word for black people Negros, which of course sounds similar to the words knee and grows when placed together"
"but why does that make them tall?"
"well you see, if your knee were to grow you would be taller"
"but are black people all tall?"
"well of course they're not all tall, but if you were to watch basketball... you know what, i'll just tell frank instead"
"hey frank, why are black people so..."


i see this rule is kind of hit and miss.

User avatar #46 - quantumlegend ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
I've never actually been racist or whatnot, I understand that it's the individual that makes his or her own decision and we end up attributing these stereotypes to the entire group.
However, I've definitely had my good share of enjoyment in racist/stereotyping jokes; I never thought people were actually so close-mindedly racist these days. Of course that's a truth I was exposed to in high school.
I love humor, hence my being here, and to me stereotyping jokes are just another form of clever humor, not actual attacks on people...
#52 to #46 - zenkon (08/31/2013) [-]
...You made me wipe my screen to get that spider off
User avatar #74 to #52 - zorororonoa (08/31/2013) [-]
shouldn't that pic be regarding you?
User avatar #24 - srskate ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
typical stupid tumblr.
User avatar #32 to #24 - zabrakel (08/30/2013) [-]
Don't cut yourself with that edge.
User avatar #35 to #32 - srskate ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
not everything is edgy, newfriend
User avatar #38 to #35 - zabrakel (08/30/2013) [-]
I apologize.
User avatar #41 to #38 - srskate ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
all is good
User avatar #40 to #32 - mcderper (08/30/2013) [-]
I don't get it, can you explain it?
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