Salesman of the Year. Grayish text on white background. Text tells funny joke. (Repost). A young guy from Tattoo nuns to I': and go's to ona of thoat tug "every sales Fish boats Hoes
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Salesman of the Year

Salesman of the Year. Grayish text on white background. Text tells funny joke. (Repost). A young guy from Tattoo nuns to I': and go's to ona of thoat tug "every

Grayish text on white background. Text tells funny joke. (Repost)

A young guy from Tattoo nuns to I': and go's to
ona of thoat tug "everything andirons met" atoms looking
fora job. Tho . "Do you hays any salsa
moper' uence'?"
Tho kld saw. "Sum, I was a salesman bask homo In Tans."
Tho boss mad tho kld so ha gays hlm tho job. "‘I" start
tomorow. I' ll mots down altaria moss and ass how you
Fila mat day on tho job was rough But ho got through It. After
tho atom was lookat up. the boss down to ass how
thangs want.
How many salsa dld you malts today?“
Tho young man rapelay without , "Elna."
Tho boss Bald, "Just om? Our salsa pastas 20 or M
salsa a day. How mush was tho saw for?"
Tho boss Bald, "%, 237. 64' t' t What tho hall dld you son?!"
tho kld sold. "Flat I sold hama small flsh hook. Than I sold
hama muslum flsh hook. Than I sold hama hook.
Than I sold hama now flaling rod. Than I asked hlm whom ho
was golnx flaling and ha saw down at tho mast. so I told
hlm ho was gonna naat a boat. so m want down to tho boat
department and I sold hlm that Chris Craft. Than
ha saw ho didn' t thank hla Honda Clyro would pull It, sol
took hm down to tho automotive department and sold hm
that 414 Burst“
Ahmad. tho boss saw. "A guy sans In hora to Buy a flsh
hook and you sold hm a boat and a truck'?"
Ho. ho ammo hora to Buy a boat of tampons for hla alfa and I
saw. "Well, your weakend' a shot. you might as wall go
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#5 - dudeyouisnasty (08/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
This is pretty good, 7/10
User avatar #29 - cinematicbrix (08/30/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Good joke, but it still really doesn't explain how there was only 1 customer that day.
User avatar #30 to #29 - syrenthra (08/30/2013) [-]
dude, it would take him most of the day to do that convincing and paper work for that 1 guy
#42 - topoftherock ONLINE (08/30/2013) [+] (13 replies)
#82 - bigsteamingpile (08/30/2013) [+] (20 replies)
See Republic mentioned on FunnyJunk, swell with TEXAS pride. **** everywhere else. Everyone should just move to Texas, y'all.
#84 to #82 - nortledrones (08/30/2013) [-]
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Sorry thing is I only like my first-cousin as a family member.
#43 - tazze ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
what's that? you're window shopping?
User avatar #47 - gurtol (08/30/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Are there really shops in america where you can get all that stuff under the one roof?
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#2 - theguythatisnotyou (08/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The first time I have laughed on this site in a while.
The first time I have laughed on this site in a while.
#46 - minecraftpvper (08/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It must have been awkward when the boss was repeating the number of cash the kid said he got from the sale back to him.
#133 - martinlopezisbest (08/30/2013) [-]
now that's some funny **** there dun tell you wut
#98 - Common Pepe (08/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i am a ******* delight on my periods this is utterly ******** and offensivee , **** u


User avatar #109 to #98 - djjeroenski (08/30/2013) [-]
so the rest of the time you're a bitch like this?
#146 - PIPExDAD (08/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
A post that doesn't depict a texan as a redneck and or dumb ass. Swell with Texas pride.
User avatar #122 - creepingorion (08/30/2013) [-]
I'm seeing actual jokes on FJ today. With punchlines and **** !

Keep doing this!
User avatar #144 - Dap (08/30/2013) [-]
First description that's actually a legitimate description.
User avatar #132 - weeballoonz **User deleted account** (08/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
1) How did he just get a job form saying am a salesman back home
2) I don't Know that much about job interviews ,so please don't **** me up the ass with
Comments saying Interview facts & ****
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User avatar #21 to #18 - commontroll (08/30/2013) [-]
It's because he was quoting himself. The last two are a quotation mark, saying that the character stopped speaking, the one before them shows he stopped quoting himself.
#170 - flashbob (08/30/2013) [-]
First time in a while FJ has made me really laugh for real Thx mate.

I'll come back and give you and the original poster a thumb when I manage to prove I'm not a bot or a dickhead
#169 - mekingtunder (08/30/2013) [-]
Just wanna say i thought this is funny, i tried to thumb but i can't even thumb people no more.
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