New bank account. . A man walks Into a bank and says to the teller, "I want to open a measuring amount." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, but t Cash
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

New bank account

Tags: Cash
A man walks Into a bank and says
to the teller, "I want to open a *******
measuring amount."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your
pardon, but that kind of language is not
tolerated In this bank."
The woman leaves the window and goes
over to the bank manager to Inform him
of her situation.
The manager agrees that the woman does
not have to listen to that kind of language.
They both return to the window and the
manager asks the man," Slr, what seems
to be the problem here?"
There is no ******* problem," the man says.
I just won million bums in the damn
lottery and I want to put my making money
in this damn hank."
Oh... I see," says the manager. "And is
this bitch giving you a hard time, sir?
...
  • Recommend tagsx
+1048
Views: 72492
Favorited: 224
Submitted: 08/29/2013
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to TheeFunnyJunker E-mail to friend submit to reddit

Comments(163):

[ 163 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #2 - kiwirulestwo (08/29/2013) [+] (14 replies)
He won a million bums and he wants to put it in his measuring account
oh light bulb, you were so close too
#5 - scorchoeljohnny (08/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Todd Glass made this joke, made me laugh hard. He had another one that went like this

A little boy sees his dad getting undressed and the little boy points at his junk and asks "daddy what is that?" The father goes, "son that's a penis. Matter of fact it's a perfect penis" so the next day the little boy is taking a piss and his sister walks in on him and she points to his junk and asks "what's that"
Little boy says "it's a penis, if it was 2 inches shorter it would be a perfect penis"
#38 - ykaliber (08/30/2013) [-]
Money, turning women into bitches and whatnot since the beginning of time.
Money, turning women into bitches and whatnot since the beginning of time.
#52 - rothingham ONLINE (08/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The lightbulb finally got his **** together.
"I want to open a ******* measuring amount."
[...]
The man says: "I just won million bums in the damn lottery and I want to put my making money in this damn Hank!"
User avatar #67 - kolpster (08/30/2013) [-]
>$200 million bucks
>$
>bucks
>Choose one to use, you uncultured **** .
#44 - erpetrich (08/30/2013) [-]
Pimpin
Pimpin
#110 - rossbelfast (08/30/2013) [+] (33 replies)
Let's do this!
User avatar #118 to #110 - sepheroth (08/30/2013) [-]
**sepheroth rolls 11** You get nothing!
User avatar #40 - guidedhand (08/30/2013) [+] (18 replies)
honestly both those guys acted like cunts. I would've probably done the same as that chick. (dude here so not a femminazi)
User avatar #59 to #40 - nuciferatu (08/30/2013) [-]
Why? Because "oh no curse words"? They weren't even addressed at the teller. People who "take offense" to a generic " **** " in a sentence can go generically **** themselves.

Bring on the reds!
#89 - fuckoatmeal (08/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
** *********** rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at 2013 VMAS reaction **
#71 - anonymous (08/30/2013) [+] (14 replies)
He won 200 dollars million bucks?
User avatar #79 to #78 - cocainecowboy (08/30/2013) [-]
alright.
#70 - ihaveablackfrend (08/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"With 10,000 dollars, we'd be millionaires!"
User avatar #14 - thegamerslife ONLINE (08/30/2013) [+] (15 replies)
I don't think I would put it all in one bank account, I don't think banks are insured for that much money... js
#158 - misterjollie (08/30/2013) [-]
Money is the only language that matters
#137 - tobistrigoivii (08/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**tobistrigoivii rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Hunh...So THAT'S where poop comes from.. ** well give me your ******* money and we can ******* get started
#73 - klink (08/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#109 - scottsummers (08/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>plot twist
>bank somehow steals your money legally
>you're now poor again
>"I want to close a ******* checking account."
>yfw
#146 to #113 - emokoneko (08/30/2013) [-]
I was going to say, fire proof safes, especially big enough and secure enough to hold that much money, would cost a lot.

WTF brain
#103 - thatdoesntsparkle (08/30/2013) [-]
when reading i didnt realize he said the word **** til i reread then i understood the joke
0
#10 - danruaul has deleted their comment [-]
[ 163 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)