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#11 - ZeGerman ONLINE
Reply +55
(08/29/2013) [-]
One time at a club, drunken girl started a fight because I tried to guide her from the dancefloor to a safer place for her, as she was constantly running into other people. She slashed my cheek with her talons, I pinched her nipple and told her to stop it. We became best friends. Last year, she attended my wedding.
#420 to #11 - thekinganon
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(08/30/2013) [-]
This is why I love Funnyjunk, props to you nipple pinching sir.
This is why I love Funnyjunk, props to you nipple pinching sir.
#162 to #11 - leafonthewind
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(08/30/2013) [-]
what did your husband think when he saw her?
#314 to #162 - ZeGerman ONLINE
Reply 0
(08/30/2013) [-]
Clever, but unnefective.
#446 to #314 - admiralen
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(08/30/2013) [-]
so he wasnt impressed?
#450 to #446 - admiralen
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(08/30/2013) [-]
that wasnt me though, i just found it funny
#448 to #446 - ZeGerman ONLINE
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(08/30/2013) [-]
I was referring to your trolling efforts. Work on it, and one day you might even rustle my Jimmies.
#455 to #448 - leafonthewind
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(08/30/2013) [-]
that's all I ever wanted
#24 to #11 - flusteredmoose
Reply +100
(08/29/2013) [-]
"pinched her nipple", the greatest fighting technique ever.
"pinched her nipple", the greatest fighting technique ever.
#140 to #24 - bakkenbears
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(08/30/2013) [-]
and it has to be said like that !
and it has to be said like that !
#85 to #24 - neonnurse
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(08/29/2013) [-]
It's actually something most CPR places might teach you to do to somebody who you might think is faking a heart attack or passing out.
#25 to #24 - ZeGerman ONLINE
Reply +6
(08/29/2013) [-]
Works also on dudes...doesn't look as badass as an uppercut, but it hurts like hell.
#19 to #11 - Blargosnarf
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(08/29/2013) [-]
So, you're saying, to get a female friend... pinch her nipples?
#21 to #19 - ZeGerman ONLINE
Reply +6
(08/29/2013) [-]
If she's drunk and slashes your face with her nails, go for it!
#278 to #21 - greenstrongworld
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(08/30/2013) [-]
GET HER DRUNK FIRST!
#18 to #11 - optimussum
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