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User avatar #11 - ZeGerman (08/29/2013) [-]
One time at a club, drunken girl started a fight because I tried to guide her from the dancefloor to a safer place for her, as she was constantly running into other people. She slashed my cheek with her talons, I pinched her nipple and told her to stop it. We became best friends. Last year, she attended my wedding.
#420 to #11 - thekinganon (08/30/2013) [-]
This is why I love Funnyjunk, props to you nipple pinching sir.
This is why I love Funnyjunk, props to you nipple pinching sir.
User avatar #162 to #11 - leafonthewind (08/30/2013) [-]
what did your husband think when he saw her?
User avatar #314 to #162 - ZeGerman (08/30/2013) [-]
Clever, but unnefective.
User avatar #446 to #314 - admiralen ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
so he wasnt impressed?
User avatar #450 to #446 - admiralen ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
that wasnt me though, i just found it funny
User avatar #448 to #446 - ZeGerman (08/30/2013) [-]
I was referring to your trolling efforts. Work on it, and one day you might even rustle my Jimmies.
User avatar #455 to #448 - leafonthewind (08/30/2013) [-]
that's all I ever wanted
#24 to #11 - flusteredmoose (08/29/2013) [-]
"pinched her nipple", the greatest fighting technique ever.
"pinched her nipple", the greatest fighting technique ever.
#140 to #24 - bakkenbears (08/30/2013) [-]
and it has to be said like that !
and it has to be said like that !
User avatar #85 to #24 - neonnurse ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
It's actually something most CPR places might teach you to do to somebody who you might think is faking a heart attack or passing out.
User avatar #25 to #24 - ZeGerman (08/29/2013) [-]
Works also on dudes...doesn't look as badass as an uppercut, but it hurts like hell.
User avatar #19 to #11 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
So, you're saying, to get a female friend... pinch her nipples?
User avatar #21 to #19 - ZeGerman (08/29/2013) [-]
If she's drunk and slashes your face with her nails, go for it!
User avatar #278 to #21 - greenstrongworld (08/30/2013) [-]
GET HER DRUNK FIRST!
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