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Well Played Sony...

Sony and other Japanese companies have banishment
reams where they transfer surplus employees and give them
menial er useless tasks or even nothing to do until they
became depressed or disheartened enaugh tn quit on their
own, thus not getting full
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Submitted: 08/29/2013
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User avatar #1 - halotalim (08/29/2013) [+] (42 replies)
Lets see here. I am still getting paid, for whatever I am doing, no matter how menial or useless, which a majority of the time be easy, and just sit there doing nothing, getting paid for it.
It like my life but I am getting paid and having insurance benefits. Its not welfare cause I am working and I have a minumum wage that is coming in. All for doing nothing.
I win.
User avatar #5 to #1 - traelos (08/29/2013) [-]
Except some Japanese people have this weird sickness called "self-respecto".

Symptoms include: wanting to make something of yourself, wanting something to have pride in, a sense of responsibility to your family and society, a dislike of being effectively told you're useless and mild to severe halitosis.
User avatar #18 - heartlessrobot (08/29/2013) [+] (11 replies)
This wouldn't work in America, they'd never quit.
User avatar #17 - ImmortalBaconEater (08/29/2013) [-]
This is my dream.
User avatar #36 - vatra (08/30/2013) [+] (16 replies)
I'd never quit, I'd just lay there for my 8 hours then walk out with a smile on my face every day.
User avatar #19 - thewaronbeingcool (08/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Getting paid to do nothing sounds awesome.
#190 - sparox (08/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Get paid to do nothing? 						**********************
Get paid to do nothing? **********************
#140 - xerros (08/30/2013) [-]
>Sony and other Japanese companies have banishment reams

So the shadow realm does exist.
User avatar #85 - zomaru (08/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>All the people who don't realize that Japanese people are hard workers who enjoy their work, nearly on par with Germans.

Sure, Americans would ******* love this Japanese would be depressed because they no they are not being aloud to reach their full potential.
User avatar #157 - icameheretotroll (08/30/2013) [-]
Holy ******* **** this is my dream job
#96 - Nightelfbane (08/30/2013) [+] (92 replies)
it seems to me that you wouldnt have to do any of the meaningless **** they assign to you
just sit in their with a book or whatever for 8 hours and get paid. take a nap. jack off.
what are they gonna do, fire you? that seems to be the very thing they're trying to avoid.
#83 - LewdFlapjack (08/30/2013) [-]
See, here in America, this is referred to as "welfare" and most people enjoy the menial and simple tasks, which generally include "porch sitting" or "						*******					 up your neighborhood and family because you are a useless piece of 						****					."    
   
   
At least in Japan a lot of these worthless idiots have the self respect to end it all.
See, here in America, this is referred to as "welfare" and most people enjoy the menial and simple tasks, which generally include "porch sitting" or " ******* up your neighborhood and family because you are a useless piece of **** ."


At least in Japan a lot of these worthless idiots have the self respect to end it all.
User avatar #16 - chiefsolidcawk (08/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Where do i sign up?
User avatar #218 - zecken (08/30/2013) [-]
My company does the same thing, they don't call it banishment though, it is called marketing department.
#120 - verlander (08/30/2013) [-]
Being paid to do nothing, yes please
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#108 - lynchdude (08/30/2013) [-]
in america this would just be an awesome job
in america this would just be an awesome job
#27 - rhion (08/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Can anyone confirm this being related to the guy who created the virtual boy for Nintendo? Heard they just sat him in front of a window, no more meetings, no more new ideas. Nothing.
User avatar #84 - friendlyanon (08/30/2013) [-]
To all the "omg that would be awesome, to get paid for doing nothing!"

This doesn't work that way. They put you to do stupid, unproductive, nonsensical work. But they put you to work. You are not going to sit there and play games or browse the net in your laptop, they will not allow you have any kind of satisfaction.

You'll be having 8 hours a day of pure **** and boredom, until you give up and quit.
User avatar #73 - shmooo (08/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
you mean to tell me if sony doesnt like me they will put me in a room by myself with a computer and nothing to do and pay me for it? sign me the **** up
User avatar #46 - gibroner (08/30/2013) [+] (15 replies)
dude that would be awesome getting payed to literally do nothing can I get that
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