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#80 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/30/2013) [-]
Anon because i"m rather embarrassed to even say this. But it must be told... IT MUST BE TOLD! 15 years ago my son is born. My wife has a nice degree making good money and I am a making crap money with no degree. Naturally we decide that i'm going to be the stay at home parent because she can make a lot more money and she can't cook. It's been great. I love to cook and sadly I even love to clean. 3 kids later I've had the best 15 years of my life.

Where am I going with this? A few weeks ago my wife and I are watching preseason football **** . She said "I'm hungry, I want a turkey club" So I went and made her a sandwich and brought it to her. My kids are all snickering at me. I said "what's so funny gang?" and my youngest who is a tender and sweet 7 years old say "HA HA HA YOU'RE THE WOMAN, SAMICH OR BACKHAND" With what I sure was a defeated look, I left the room. For the last few weeks they've all been calling me "samich maker" and their mom "alpha"
#93 to #80 - mrdomster (09/04/2013) [-]
If you're seven year old is talking to you like that then you dun ****** up. Bring out the belt and show them that you're their father.
#82 to #80 - oniiking (08/30/2013) [-]
I was going to ignore this at first but that ending man, I'm so sorry for you but I'm still laughing.
But I am truly sorry for your loss of pride
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