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Don't ask me...

...any questions!

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Submitted: 08/29/2013
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#8 - agwd (08/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
#3 - CactusFantastico (08/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
#1 - mydad (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**mydad rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Panda Pete **
#35 - captainwow (08/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I sell laptops and do print/graphic work at an office supply store (won't say which one, but it starts with "S" and rhymes with "tables" and it's "Staples"). But occasionally, I'll cover for the office supplies portion of the store. One guy asked about the difference between pencils made in America and pencils made in China.

I told him "You don't want pencils made in China, they may have lead in them".
#2 - fezzo ONLINE (08/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ask him how to get out.
Ask him how to get out.
#41 - asheskirata ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
**asheskirata rolled a random image posted in comment #257 at do it! **

mfw
User avatar #17 - PatJHolm (08/30/2013) [-]
where is the exit?
#45 - nemula (08/30/2013) [-]
Ask an IKEA coworker anything.
User avatar #18 - stevenrm **User deleted account** (08/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
what is that thing on his neck right under his hair? im wondering
User avatar #13 - jabone (08/30/2013) [-]
Me: Can you help me with my math problem?
Ikea co-worker: Sure what is it?
Me: 2+2
Ikea co-worker: Let me get a supervisor.
#11 - rockmanfan (08/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**rockmanfan rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at humanity's finest ** can one even as to but will?
#14 to #11 - bourbonbandit (08/30/2013) [-]
what in sweet poseidons name are you tryna say?
#55 - decieverofthegods **User deleted account** (08/30/2013) [-]
I had a friend who worked in an IKEA, on his first day he was allocated a certain area of the store to help people and watch to make sure nothing happens. Anyway when it came to his break he was looking for the staff room (or whatever they have there) and ended up getting lost (this was a particularly large store) for about 45mins-1hour end ultimately had to phone his mum to come find him. But when she couldn't find him she presumed he was playing a prank on her so she left. And that's it, she just left.
#50 - fasas (08/30/2013) [-]
**fasas rolled a random image posted in comment #68 at Violets ** thats how i felt first few days in IKEA ;/
User avatar #47 - tcbhale (08/30/2013) [-]
"Hard questions"? Swe...
#33 - chinesehandcuffs ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
**chinesehandcuffs rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at every person who comments on this ** you know what's temporary...
#32 - Womens Study Major (08/30/2013) [-]
When they don't want you to have any illusions of job security.
#31 - wanicochil (08/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Man I wish I had that shirt when I was doing work experience   
   
The customers, they wouldn't stop asking me questions or asking me to serve them
Man I wish I had that shirt when I was doing work experience

The customers, they wouldn't stop asking me questions or asking me to serve them
#24 - infuser (08/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
As an Ikea coworker, I would say every coworker needs to wear these shirts.

Also, AMAA (no personal details or locations)
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