I really want this to happen. I once had a dream I was playing Scrabble with Hitler and eating Monster Munch and he won using the word "Nazi" then inv thats quackers
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I really want this to happen

I really want this to happen. I once had a dream I was playing Scrabble with Hitler and eating Monster Munch and he won using the word "Nazi" then inv

I once had a dream I was playing Scrabble with Hitler and eating Monster Munch and he won using the word "Nazi" then invaded Poland with an army of dragons.

whoop H
once :
truama:
it' s weird now people say "follow your dreams" instead of “follow your
ambitions" because once i Md a dream where i worked for a place that
tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks
only criticized peoples fashion sense
please follow your dream
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User avatar #14 - luthervonappledorf (08/29/2013) [-]
I once had a dream that I conquered the world with nothing but a cat that could sing.
User avatar #89 to #14 - clubmaster (08/29/2013) [-]
Maybe not the world, but you could have conquered the internet
User avatar #210 to #89 - luthervonappledorf (08/30/2013) [-]
At the very least I could take over Facebook and Tumblr.
User avatar #10 - sardinez (08/29/2013) [-]
one time i had a dream about the color black.
User avatar #128 to #10 - stupidaccounts (08/29/2013) [-]
Was it Sirius?
#184 to #10 - capslockftw (08/29/2013) [-]
hey i have seen many dreams about blacks aswell. I quite like them... but only up to the part where I drop the soap
hey i have seen many dreams about blacks aswell. I quite like them... but only up to the part where I drop the soap
User avatar #11 to #10 - thekich (08/29/2013) [-]
that's pretty dark.
#88 to #11 - captainpatters (08/29/2013) [-]
I don't know whether to be annoyed or impressed
I don't know whether to be annoyed or impressed
User avatar #36 to #11 - bigblacknegro ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
you guys planned that, didn't you?
#45 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
I once had a dream where I saw this really scary,tall, dark figure with large antlers and spooky as **** hands in front of a big white wall of fog.

I will follow my dreams and give that spooky moose bastard the business.
#51 to #45 - benevolentpsycho (08/29/2013) [-]
Now that's a dream to follow
Now that's a dream to follow
User avatar #53 to #45 - apocalypticburrito ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
i once had a dream i erased some dude from time its self
causing horses to no longer exist but instead bring a plague of giant dragons upon the world
i then told bed time stories to baby dragons so i could live
User avatar #106 to #45 - bowler (08/29/2013) [-]
Krampuslauf Graz 2010

do these look familiar?
#111 to #45 - John Cena (08/29/2013) [-]
Sounds exactly like Nobodies music video w/ Marilyn Manson...
#191 to #45 - srslyjakecease (08/29/2013) [-]
Sounds like the wild hunt to me. You may be ****** .

User avatar #27 - goldenrodent (08/29/2013) [-]
When ever I have a fever I have the same reoccurring dream that i am lasagne stuck in my bed to be honest im not really sure how it works, but im certain i am lasagne
#44 to #27 - darshian (08/29/2013) [-]
That's weird... I'm always ravioli
#138 - thelastelephant ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
I once had a dream where I was abducted by aliens. They asked me to take a ten minute survey then put me back in my bed, but when I returned my sheets were made of newspapers.

And y'know those really weird fever-induced dreams? When I was sick once, I dreamed that George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, and myself all went into a dark cave with torches and swords to fight giant spiders for sport.
#146 to #138 - mehmachine (08/29/2013) [-]
Follow your dreams
Follow your dreams
User avatar #149 to #146 - thelastelephant ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
As soon as time machines are readily available, I think the second option sounds fun. JOLLY CO-OPERATION!
#150 to #138 - theafroman (08/29/2013) [-]
Yfw you were asleep
User avatar #151 to #150 - thelastelephant ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
I'd say that's accurate.
#179 to #138 - arstya (08/29/2013) [-]
A gentleman's sport!
User avatar #120 - site (08/29/2013) [-]
I keep dreaming about Mariana Trench though...
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#189 - harbingerwolf ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
I had a legit warg style dream way before i even knew of Game of Thrones, one of the best and most realistic dreams i've ever had. I was a wolf cruising through this snowy canyon, all of a sudden these other wolves come the opposite way, so i bit the 			****		 out of that asshole and won the respect of the other wolves.   
   
Either it was a dream or out there somewhere is a wolf wondering why he keeps getting into fights...
I had a legit warg style dream way before i even knew of Game of Thrones, one of the best and most realistic dreams i've ever had. I was a wolf cruising through this snowy canyon, all of a sudden these other wolves come the opposite way, so i bit the **** out of that asshole and won the respect of the other wolves.

Either it was a dream or out there somewhere is a wolf wondering why he keeps getting into fights...
#175 - TheFunnyJunkie (08/29/2013) [-]
I once had a dream that i was fighting dinosaurs in an Apache helicopter.   
   
.....and i don't think there's anything cooler then that.
I once had a dream that i was fighting dinosaurs in an Apache helicopter.

.....and i don't think there's anything cooler then that.
User avatar #164 - bbbegley (08/29/2013) [-]
I had a dream that one day, this nation would rise up, live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal." I had a dream that one day, on the red--oh, wait no. No, that wasn't me.

i'll go now.
#82 - lolfire (08/29/2013) [-]
My dreams lately consist of dancing around Gus' superlab while making meth.    
Then again I've been watching all the seasons of breaking bad in a row...
My dreams lately consist of dancing around Gus' superlab while making meth.
Then again I've been watching all the seasons of breaking bad in a row...
User avatar #87 to #82 - guto (08/29/2013) [-]
science bitch!
User avatar #41 - coolioplasm (08/29/2013) [-]
I had a dream that a snowman started stealing people's eyeballs. Like, he just freaking walked up to the guy, and simply just grabbed his eye sockets and vuala, 2 eyeballs. And they both just continued with their days as if nothing happened.
User avatar #148 - xenoquack (08/29/2013) [-]
I had a dream a few days ago I was in a taxi driving through the desert being chased by a shark flying through mid-air after me.

I don't want to follow my dreams.
User avatar #153 to #148 - eiaisqzbsesb (08/29/2013) [-]
So you'd rather stand still with a shark flying towards you?
User avatar #155 to #153 - xenoquack (08/29/2013) [-]
I'd rather not be chased by a physics-defying shark.
User avatar #157 to #155 - eiaisqzbsesb (08/29/2013) [-]
But that's not your choice now, is it?
User avatar #163 to #148 - marksey (08/29/2013) [-]
Too much sharknado...
#133 - clechyl (08/29/2013) [-]
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#112 - whatasickname (08/29/2013) [-]
One time, I had a dream where i had a pussy and some girl was eating out my pussy.
User avatar #58 - dedaluminus (08/29/2013) [-]
I had a ****** up dream involving me having telekinetic powers and having a fight with some sort of evil organization, and also in the same dream a cordylobia-type flower parasite that only infected My Little Ponies and spread by making the infected ponies walk towards another pony talking about love and friendship. The only preventative measure was burning. And then I was flying. All in the same dream.

Weird ******* dream. I think there's some drugs in Starbucks, I had one before I went to bed.
#23 - xDarkness (08/29/2013) [-]
crazy dream thread?

>find myself in small air hangar type building which happened to be a library.
>browsing through books.
>look out front door, father cruises by on a lawnmower.
>I'll go say hey!.
>get outside, Dad's gone, lawnmower's ghostridin.
>badsign.avi
>alrightythen.
>head back inside.
>feel tremors in the ground, like a giant's footsteps.
>check front door again.
>baddest *********** tyrannosaurus rex I ever seen making a bee line for my dead ass.
>initiate evasive maneuvers.
>turn myself into a book, slide into open spot on shelf.
> ultimate cunning. "He'll never find me".
>that cretaceous S.O.B. didn't give a single **** .
>my ass is grass.
>So close i can smell that carnivorous halitosis.
>dino man says in perfect darth vader voice, " I HAVE YOU NOW"
>wake up in front of t.v.
>well, that's enough jurassic park for me.
#24 to #23 - scoobi (08/29/2013) [-]
I swear to baby jesus, this was the weirdest dream I ever had. Plus I forget a lot of dreams but this is the only one I can remember that's weird enough

>Be in dream
>On large bus packed with people
>Sitting next to somebody so I decide to chat
>"Hi, what's your name?"
>Guy beside me says his name is Seagull
>wat
>Bus heads to bridge, I recognize it
>A bridge from GTA 4
>I look at Seagull and he looks at me
>We hear a snap and look to front of bus
>Creature snapped bus drivers neck and runaway bus speeding down bridge with all us helpless passengers on board
>Bus makes a turn but there is no driver
>Look at Seagull
>Seagull became a seagull
>Sudden explosion at front of bus kills everyone except seagull who became a duck with a sheild to protect him from blast
>Wake up
>Just a dream
>Look down at torso, completely burned and melted
>Wake up for real drenched in sweat, not even in my bed anymore, laying on futon downstairs

I hate it when you wake up but you're still in a dream

MFW I woke up
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#209 - fogglebeast (08/29/2013) [-]
I now have an opportunity to recite to you my dream. I'll try to keep it short.

In a shopping centre, I find myself wandering into a fast-food restaurant (Let's say Burger King). I recall that there was some sort of advertisement in the form of posters and banners - "feel the frenzy" (you know, the generic flarben they spew out).

Anyway, eating at a table, the food tastes bloody awful, so I stop. There's a television above the counter (where the menus usually are) with the news on. There's some "breaking news". I look closer and realise that the cameras are pointing at another Burger King. The reporter states that there's been an outbreak - people are going insane, as though they're in a frenzy...

I then look around to discover that the others eating in Burger King have changed - their faces red and angry. They turn to me, and surround me. I shove my way through - attacking them to clear a path to a maintenance door. This door leads down a hallway and an office, where I hide under a desk.

Then, two men in suits enter.
'He wasn't supposed to get away. How could this happen?!'
It hits me - it was a conspiracy, and I was supposed to eat a burger and be turned into one of them. Was this happening all over the country?
'Don't worry - our agents will find him...'

I flee, and the men give chase. I steal some clothing from a shop in order to look different, knowing I'm being hunted, then I wander the streets all night, evading agents.

Eventually, it's morning, and I return to Burger king (to the outside of the shopping centre, looking through the window). There's no sign of the outbreak. Then, two people walk by. I hide in a nearby bush and overhear a conversation;

'Did you hear about last night at Burger King?'
'No - go on.'
'Well, they were promoting a new marketing scheme - "Feel the Frenzy". They hired actors to dress up and surprise customers. But one completely lashed out and attacked them all... I hear he's now on the run from the police...'
#205 - jackenov **User deleted account** (08/29/2013) [-]
True story, the one dream I remember most from when I was really little was actually a nightmare. I was running up this endless spiral staircase and I was being chased by a giant version of those wind up chomping teeth toys. Pic Related
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