I really want this to happen. I once had a dream I was playing Scrabble with Hitler and eating Monster Munch and he won using the word "Nazi" then inv
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I really want this to happen

I once had a dream I was playing Scrabble with Hitler and eating Monster Munch and he won using the word "Nazi" then invaded Poland with an army of dragons.

whoop H
once :
truama:
it' s weird now people say "follow your dreams" instead of “follow your
ambitions" because once i Md a dream where i worked for a place that
tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks
only criticized peoples fashion sense
please follow your dream
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User avatar #10 - sardinez (08/29/2013) [+] (10 replies)
one time i had a dream about the color black.
User avatar #11 to #10 - thekich (08/29/2013) [-]
that's pretty dark.
User avatar #13 - SlowpokeForever (08/29/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I don't dream. Is that bad?
User avatar #15 to #13 - shiningfinger (08/29/2013) [-]
You do dream. You just don't remember them.
User avatar #14 - luthervonappledorf (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I once had a dream that I conquered the world with nothing but a cat that could sing.
#45 - EdwardNigma (08/29/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I once had a dream where I saw this really scary,tall, dark figure with large antlers and spooky as **** hands in front of a big white wall of fog.

I will follow my dreams and give that spooky moose bastard the business.
User avatar #27 - goldenrodent (08/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When ever I have a fever I have the same reoccurring dream that i am lasagne stuck in my bed to be honest im not really sure how it works, but im certain i am lasagne
#138 - thelastelephant ONLINE (08/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I once had a dream where I was abducted by aliens. They asked me to take a ten minute survey then put me back in my bed, but when I returned my sheets were made of newspapers.

And y'know those really weird fever-induced dreams? When I was sick once, I dreamed that George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, and myself all went into a dark cave with torches and swords to fight giant spiders for sport.
User avatar #120 - site (08/29/2013) [-]
I keep dreaming about Mariana Trench though...
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#189 - harbingerwolf (08/29/2013) [-]
I had a legit warg style dream way before i even knew of Game of Thrones, one of the best and most realistic dreams i've ever had. I was a wolf cruising through this snowy canyon, all of a sudden these other wolves come the opposite way, so i bit the 						****					 out of that asshole and won the respect of the other wolves.   
   
Either it was a dream or out there somewhere is a wolf wondering why he keeps getting into fights...
I had a legit warg style dream way before i even knew of Game of Thrones, one of the best and most realistic dreams i've ever had. I was a wolf cruising through this snowy canyon, all of a sudden these other wolves come the opposite way, so i bit the **** out of that asshole and won the respect of the other wolves.

Either it was a dream or out there somewhere is a wolf wondering why he keeps getting into fights...
#175 - TheFunnyJunkie (08/29/2013) [-]
I once had a dream that i was fighting dinosaurs in an Apache helicopter.   
   
.....and i don't think there's anything cooler then that.
I once had a dream that i was fighting dinosaurs in an Apache helicopter.

.....and i don't think there's anything cooler then that.
User avatar #164 - bbbegley (08/29/2013) [-]
I had a dream that one day, this nation would rise up, live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal." I had a dream that one day, on the red--oh, wait no. No, that wasn't me.

i'll go now.
#82 - lolfire (08/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My dreams lately consist of dancing around Gus' superlab while making meth.    
Then again I've been watching all the seasons of breaking bad in a row...
My dreams lately consist of dancing around Gus' superlab while making meth.
Then again I've been watching all the seasons of breaking bad in a row...
User avatar #41 - coolioplasm (08/29/2013) [-]
I had a dream that a snowman started stealing people's eyeballs. Like, he just freaking walked up to the guy, and simply just grabbed his eye sockets and vuala, 2 eyeballs. And they both just continued with their days as if nothing happened.
#190 - Womens Study Major (08/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I once had a dream about using a period in a tumblr post.
User avatar #192 to #190 - zantheo (08/29/2013) [-]
Don't worry - the site is full of girls, so there's plenty of it.
User avatar #148 - xenoquack (08/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I had a dream a few days ago I was in a taxi driving through the desert being chased by a shark flying through mid-air after me.

I don't want to follow my dreams.
#133 - clechyl (08/29/2013) [-]
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#112 - whatasickname (08/29/2013) [-]
One time, I had a dream where i had a pussy and some girl was eating out my pussy.
User avatar #58 - dedaluminus (08/29/2013) [-]
I had a ****** up dream involving me having telekinetic powers and having a fight with some sort of evil organization, and also in the same dream a cordylobia-type flower parasite that only infected My Little Ponies and spread by making the infected ponies walk towards another pony talking about love and friendship. The only preventative measure was burning. And then I was flying. All in the same dream.

Weird ******* dream. I think there's some drugs in Starbucks, I had one before I went to bed.
#23 - xDarkness (08/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
crazy dream thread?

>find myself in small air hangar type building which happened to be a library.
>browsing through books.
>look out front door, father cruises by on a lawnmower.
>I'll go say hey!.
>get outside, Dad's gone, lawnmower's ghostridin.
>badsign.avi
>alrightythen.
>head back inside.
>feel tremors in the ground, like a giant's footsteps.
>check front door again.
>baddest *********** tyrannosaurus rex I ever seen making a bee line for my dead ass.
>initiate evasive maneuvers.
>turn myself into a book, slide into open spot on shelf.
> ultimate cunning. "He'll never find me".
>that cretaceous S.O.B. didn't give a single **** .
>my ass is grass.
>So close i can smell that carnivorous halitosis.
>dino man says in perfect darth vader voice, " I HAVE YOU NOW"
>wake up in front of t.v.
>well, that's enough jurassic park for me.
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